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[Avocado33]

I offered it up plenty so has tmader...if your tough name/city/etc if not we win and you go away.

Name what? I answered any possible challenge you offered by requesting a bet out of it, and then you/tmader back pedaled.

 

[Avocado33]

He told me I didn't live in Palo Alto and didn't work for a VC firm. I am willing to prove either of those things, and offered a bet that I could do it.


Ran to the hills. Again.

 

[UnderSiege]

I offered it up plenty so has tmader...if your tough name/city/etc if not we win and you go away.

Let me know if you're ever in AZ. We can settle up.

 

[stock07]

Let me know if you're ever in AZ. We can settle up.

Ok sam.

 

[stock07]

Name what? I answered any possible challenge you offered by requesting a bet out of it, and then you/tmader back pedaled.

What I thought siege.

 

[Cheddar]

I called Mobdeeper and tmader for the frauds they are. They are both frauds.

Therefore yes, I am doing exactly what I said.

You keep calling Mob out for posting winners after the fact. You joined in December, had plenty of time to post futures bets but did not. Then you claim a $1200 winner 3 months after you supposedly bet Golden State series. How is that different??? I'm guessing your ticket got disposed of already since you cashed it out

 

[Cheddar]

You keep calling Mob out for posting winners after the fact. You joined in December, had plenty of time to post futures bets but did not. Then you claim a $1200 winner 3 months after you supposedly bet Golden State series. How is that different??? I'm guessing your ticket got disposed of already since you cashed it out

FYI, you started your thread on 5/30 and only mentioned your series wager on 6/8 when Golden State was up 3-0. Good call Karnac

 

[stock07]

FYI, you started your thread on 5/30 and only mentioned your series wager on 6/8 when Golden State was up 3-0. Good call Karnac

These guys are clowns chedder.

 

[Avocado33]

I’ve got the tickets . Wanna make a bet that I don’t?

 

[Avocado33]

There is a difference actually.

i offer a wager for Mobdeeper to show his winning tickets and he doesn’t respond. Why would he reject free money?

i offer a wager to show my tickets, I get no challengers.

Thats the difference.

 

[Avocado33]

I also never claimed to be a great capper . I think it’s funny when Undersiege claims he’s number 1. Read his posts, he’s a half-troll. I like him because he’s blunt and is at least honest, no matter how crude and crazy he is

 

[Cheddar]

There is a difference actually.

i offer a wager for Mobdeeper to show his winning tickets and he doesn’t respond. Why would he reject free money?

i offer a wager to show my tickets, I get no challengers.

Thats the difference.

You are correct. I bet you $10 you don't have an actual ticket. As you said why would you reject free money??? Anyone can photoshop tickets, I want the original. Deal? Still have not answered why you chose to post your $1200 winner after it was 3-0. That was as good as posting after the fact

 

[Cheddar]

I'll check in tomorrow, I have the early shift at 3am making cheese curds for $10 an hour. Hopefully I get some OT this week, looking at a brand new double wide with a deck

 

[Avocado33]

I got both tickets. I’ll bet $1,000 on each ticket.

Make a contract so you can’t go back on your word.

 

[stock07]

I got both tickets. I’ll bet $1,000 on each ticket.

Make a contract so you can’t go back on your word.

HaHaHaHaHa another lie.

 

[Avocado33]

Classic stockroach deflection. I'm not letting people get out of a bet when they lose.

Dude just sits back and defends pathological liars all day and doesn't contribute anything betting-wise. Then he pusses out at any challenge thrown his way. I've said my schtick too many times. That is the truth, and I'll leave it at that.

 

[stock07]

Classic stockroach deflection. I'm not letting people get out of a bet when they lose.

Dude just sits back and defends pathological liars all day and doesn't contribute anything betting-wise. Then he pusses out at any challenge thrown his way. I've said my schtick too many times. That is the truth, and I'll leave it at that.

When and where can I be in this world for you to call me a pussy to my face. Answer that challenge little boy then we can talk deflections.

 

[Cheddar]

I got both tickets. I’ll bet $1,000 on each ticket.

Make a contract so you can’t go back on your word.

I offered to wager $10 per ticket. We agreed yesterday in your baseball thread, that it is important not to bet over your head. I am trying to do that. Write up the contract and we got a deal. Why have you not answered the question about your $1200 winner? That is deflecting at its best

 

[Avocado33]

I offered to wager $10 per ticket. We agreed yesterday in your baseball thread, that it is important not to bet over your head. I am trying to do that. Write up the contract and we got a deal. Why have you not answered the question about your $1200 winner? That is deflecting at its best

Why is that a question? I can talk about the $1200 winner whenever and wherever, because I have proof that I did it. That's the difference.

It would take an imagination the level of tmader7 to make up those odds of +120 in that specific time frame. If you get the Warriors for more than even money in a Futures bet, you always take that bet. Plain and simple.

Write a contract with the amount you're actually willing to bet and send it to me. You're not getting away with $10. I want more than that.

 

[Avocado33]

I offered to wager $10 per ticket. We agreed yesterday in your baseball thread, that it is important not to bet over your head. I am trying to do that. Write up the contract and we got a deal. Why have you not answered the question about your $1200 winner? That is deflecting at its best

You're already over you head. Take your own advice, you seem level-headed enough.

Also, more advice: stop defending the blatant pussies and frauds on this site.