Master Tiger Woods Thread - All Tiger Threads Merged into this one.

[WorldNumberOne]

his car insurance is going to sky rocket...

i think they got into a fight , she called 911 . being a smart guy , he knows when that happens , someone spends the night in the clink.

so he was hitting the road .

maybe not.. who really knows...

 

[Fishhead]

C'mon.........she clocked him good and hard!!

HOW HARD IS THIS TO SEE?????


The guy hits a fire hydrant and tree near his own driveway, air bags do not inflate, he is knocked unconscious and bleeding.............pleeeez.

He was clocked by a raving lunatic, his wife.

They are both insane............this is so plain to see.

 

[Fishhead]

After 49+ hours of debating how to handle the situation the nutcase decides lying is the best option.....


THIS IS GREAT STUFF!!

 

[JohnnyMac]

His wife is the one who is likely to have committed the crime of domestic abuse. Tiger, by avoiding the cops, is covering for his wife. He probably does not have clean hands, as he was banging some other chick, so they together are circling the wagons and are going to ride it out with each other.

 

[Birdman]

Never Thought I'd Say It

Tiger is a douche bag. His Pop ain't too proud today, mama too. Yes, he's human and will falter but lying don't cut it.

 

[billhill999]

I've been saying he is a phony since he left Stanford.

 

[Fishhead]

Posts #213 and #214 in this thread are SPOT ON!!!!

 

[MikeB]

MIKEB chips in with: Not to bust your balls, but how long were you a Police Officer for?

Bar: We'll respond to this rhetorical question by noting I've never been a police officer. But I've worked in tandem with police and criminal justice professionals for the past ten years.

While I am deficient in a wide range of knowledge and topics, I am extremely knowledgeable from my work experience about constitutional law as it pertains to citizen interaction with law enforcement.

MB: It is possibly a criminal investigation, as a person of interest, you go by the Investigators schedule, not yours unless you are a patient in a hospital and Doctors say that you are not ready to speak.

Bar: Respectfully, that's utter nonsense. You and you alone determine when and where you will talk with police. The 4th and 5th Amendments give you such authority.

If you are legally placed under arrest, you in fact lose your freedom to decide "where" you will encounter police, but you never lose your right to not speak to them if that is your wish.

Ummmm......during the old days???

I was kidding about the Police Officer crack obviously, but the point that I was trying to make is that if this is a criminal investigation (domestic battery), then they could formally ask to speak with him and at that time his attorney could say that Tiger wishes to exercise his 5th amendment rights.

Usually a person does not turn the Police away 3 times at their door.

 

[Fishhead]

Ummmm......during the old days???

I was kidding about the Police Officer crack obviously, but the point that I was trying to make is that if this is a criminal investigation (domestic battery), then they could formally ask to speak with him and at that time his attorney could say that Tiger wishes to exercise his 5th amendment rights.

Usually a person does not turn the Police away 3 times at their door.

:lol::lol::lol:

 

[hippieki11er]

it's like my Godfather has always said.. for every hot woman you see, there's a guy who's tired of fucking her.

 

[red007]

his car insurance is going to sky rocket...

i think they got into a fight , she called 911 . being a smart guy , he knows when that happens , someone spends the night in the clink.

so he was hitting the road .

maybe not.. who really knows...

she did not call 911. the neighbor called 911.
you can go to tmz to hear the 911 call.

 

[Presto]

Tiger hires famed attorney, Mark Nejame.

 

[Bennyshoe]

Tiger is clearly hiding something. I think that we know for sure. All signs point to a domestic dispute and his wife going ghetto on him.

 

[DickGozina]

Tiger Woods is a jagoff. Always has been, always will be. I'm loving this. His overrated, never worked an honest day in her life, trophy wife has come up with two different stories as to what happened. The longer this idiot Woods stays silent, the more he loses what little credibility he has left.

Everyone knows this was a domestic dispute. Yeah, when I hear the sound of an accident the first then I do is look for a golf club to run down to the accident scene with. That was comical. I hope Woods has been smart enough to use condoms for the last six months that he's been banging this skanky, club hopping gold digger. She'd fuck the Washington Monument if she could fit it in her pussy.

 

[ScottL]

Dick Gozinya, you misspelled your own name.

 

[Willye]

do they have a pic of the chick from new york that he was supposedly seeing?

 

[texansfan]

do they have a pic of the chick from new york that he was supposedly seeing?

Google Rachel Uchitel.

 

[DickGozina]

Willye- Her name is Rachel Uchitel. Just google it and you'll find tons of photos. She's a nightclub whore who's been holding Tiger's driver in her snatch for the last six months.

 

[red007]

wow, tiger's wife now supposedly had told the cops she was out in golf cart looking for tiger...i guess that explains why she had the golf club....

yeah i guess she couldn't walk the 100 feet from the front door to the end of the driveway...

hope the cops arrest her for beating up tiger and lying to cops.

 

[VIEJODINOSAUR]

Nobody in this thread wears white to a gambling forum get together...Tiger is just a human being that has done more good(his foundation) than bad...

Just a domestic fight that all of us have been involved with either a girlfriend or spouse...

No weapons were involved and he wasn't drunk...