Hold the presses…
Hillary doesn’t have horns!
On Wednesday, Hillary Clinton was campaigning in Nebraska when she felt the need to assure Republican voters of one thing: "I don't have horns."
"Here's some additional facts that I want you to know," Clinton told the crowd. "Because I imagine when you leave here today, you might run into some of your friends and colleagues who ask, 'Where have you been? What have you done today?' and if you tell them you came for a rally to see me, you know, some of them who may be of the Republican persuasion -- although, we're not going to give up on them, are we? -- We're going to keep trying to reach out to them. First thing you're going to tell them, as best as you can tell looking under the lights, I don't have horns."
Now the more important question, Is it true that you have dust in your pussy?