Would you date or marry a porn star?

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GreenDoberman said:
Which waitress was it Illini? I at least want to know if you have good taste.
hope it wasn't the waitress he knocked the tray out of her hand breaking glass on the floor...how that didn't get you booted is beyond me?! I was five tables away playing 3 card poker...hear a glass hit the floor and break and just start laughing knowing it was Illini that did it...I turn around and see waitress picking up glass off the floor and Illini hovering right over her looking down at the mess. I just shook my head and went back to my cards laughing inside at what the terrorist twins were dealing with at the dice table.
 

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No I heard some limey cousin of mine say it at a wedding in Ireland last summer. I creased up after it finally hit me.


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viking611 said:
hope it wasn't the waitress he knocked the tray out of her hand breaking glass on the floor...how that didn't get you booted is beyond me?! I was five tables away playing 3 card poker...hear a glass hit the floor and break and just start laughing knowing it was Illini that did it...I turn around and see waitress picking up glass off the floor and Illini hovering right over her looking down at the mess. I just shook my head and went back to my cards laughing inside at what the terrorist twins were dealing with at the dice table.
They should have escorted me to my room. You know, their CEO, Gary Loveman tells us that they don't want our action if we've had too much to drink. They follow all gaming regulations and give seminars about responsible gambling. What a crock of shit.
 

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GreenDoberman said:
Which waitress was it Illini? I at least want to know if you have good taste.
It wasn't AJ, Olga, or that Filipino hottie. It was the really cute, quiet one. Might remember her name if you said it.
 

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Right on the money...

thefawv said:
"Steve Lixalot"...was he at the Bash? LOL!!!

I think dating a porn star would be tough on a relationship...."Man: So honey, how was work... Woman: Well the usual...I had sex in every position with 10 guys today. Man: So honey, are you in the mood... Woman: Uh, what do you think..."

I just think it would be tough...just my two cents...

L8r - FawvDog :103631605

Hahaha...should have placed wagers on that. Pretty much; that is how it is. Typical day would be, "What an awful day; he couldn't keep it up! We were working for hours".

For the record, I do not date pornstars either! Male performers are usually insanely egomaniacal sex-addicts. For those curious, the women are a toss up: there are the crazy crackheads, the exhibitionists, the sexually abused man-hating nutjobs, the single moms, and the nymphomaniacs. Yeah, you would think the latter would be cool. A true nympho is really frightening. I am just an exhibitionist. Whew!
 

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joeyfitzclick said:
You're gonna kiss your wife when she gets home from 'work', 15 minutes after some big cocked stud gave her face a painters radio ?

I think not.

Thank goodness for Listerine and a good toothbrush. It is unnerving, though. Blecch!
 

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Mika said:
Hahaha...should have placed wagers on that. Pretty much; that is how it is. Typical day would be, "What an awful day; he couldn't keep it up! We were working for hours".

For the record, I do not date pornstars either! Male performers are usually insanely egomaniacal sex-addicts. For those curious, the women are a toss up: there are the crazy crackheads, the exhibitionists, the sexually abused man-hating nutjobs, the single moms, and the nymphomaniacs. Yeah, you would think the latter would be cool. A true nympho is really frightening. I am just an exhibitionist. Whew!

Exhibitionist....hmmmmmmmmmm... :suomi:

Mika, you were the life of the party...you had so much spunk...and you were always smiling!!! I was shocked how nice you girls were...I thought you might be to into yourself or something! You were a sweetheart!!!

Keep the good attitude!!!

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World Number One said:
dont sell your self short .... what woman wouldnt ..

Aren't you married? I am not down with O.P.P.! Married men are not on the menu, my dear!

I started doing porn after my divorce so I didn't have to bother dating anymore. Hot and heavy safe sex with no attachments, no waiting by the phone, and no having to pretend to get along with his family during the holidays. LOL.
 

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kyhawk said:
I dont think I could "measure up" to what they are used to. That Mika was really sweet though. I think she in only into girls, told me she just bought a house with her girlfriend.

Uhh...girlfriend=friend who is a girl.
 

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Mika said:
Hot and heavy safe sex with no attachments, no waiting by the phone, and no having to pretend to get along with his family during the holidays. LOL.
I'm in for some hot and heavy sex with no attachments...and MIKA would be perrrrfect.
 

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Mika said:
Aren't you married? I am not down with O.P.P.! Married men are not on the menu, my dear!

I started doing porn after my divorce so I didn't have to bother dating anymore. Hot and heavy safe sex with no attachments, no waiting by the phone, and no having to pretend to get along with his family during the holidays. LOL.


wow... we got a lot in common...

do you ever visit florida ?

or better yet , do you wanna go to jamaica with me ?
 

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This already legendary thread just took a leap into the pantheon of legend of legends.

Mika,
I have to ask that dirty question:

What made you decide to major in biochemistry?
 

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I believe the real question is "Would a porn star date or marry you?":pushups:
 

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Viking,
She said she's cool with that, but she wants to use her attachments on you.
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TTinCO said:
No way I could do it......there's just no way to get myself to respect them.

It is a tough one. A lot of guys can't. I try to dissuade a lot of girls who try to get in the business, because you cannot undo what is done. Don't get me wrong; there are a lot of girls in (and out) of the business who don't respect themselves either. I view it as what I do, not who I am, but there are sooooooo many who are one in the same. They do not know when the performance ends; there is no sense of normalcy in their lives and those are the girls production companies prey on and make a fortune off of. It is really hard to respect girls like that, even for me. You just shake your head.
 

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Insiders said:
Stripper yes! The most fun i have ever had in my life was running around with 2 of those gurls.
Porn Star NO. The only way i could make one of those holler, is to fall down on her, causing a blow-out in one or two of those medically enchanced breasts.



Insiders, you have just brought me to tears!:lolBIG: :party: I can hardly see to type. I am only on page 2 and this thread WILL be a RX Classic.
 

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MIKA you have just escalated yourself into a superstar RX poster in less than 10 posts.

A ROOKIE SENSATION you are..........a VIRGIN if you will.
 

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