Would you date or marry a porn star?

[Fishhead]

I think she's LinzStadium now. :cryingcry

Which is really depressing because if he can snare her, you would have had a great chance at the same.

BAD BEAT

 

[DickyW]

Trying to imagine yourself having sex with a hot porn star is one thing. imagining yourself having to watch her get double penatrated and railed by two 12 inch dicks is another thing

 

[PornoPaul]

No fucking chance...not if she was still a porn star/stripper. Would you really wanna touch your wife in bed at night, knowing that she had spent the entire day getting plowed by some massive python and catching cumshots and chin omelettes by the truckload? I sure as hell wouldn't.

If she had previously been a porn star/stripper, but tested negative for anything, then I probably wouldn't rule it out. Although I'd have to learn how to ejaculate out of my fist in order for her to feel anything when we fuck. Apparently tic tac-sized penises aren't in high demand these days...

I'll be back, gotta go review my scout plans for local elemetary schools for the upcoming school year.

Bullshit Skins in the 10 min talking to you i can tell you would jump at the chance. You would just look at like putting icing on the already baked cake.:lolBIG:

:missingte

 

[RobFunk]

No fucking chance...not if she was still a porn star/stripper. Would you really wanna touch your wife in bed at night, knowing that she had spent the entire day getting plowed by some massive python and catching cumshots and chin omelettes by the truckload? I sure as hell wouldn't.

If she had previously been a porn star/stripper, but tested negative for anything, then I probably wouldn't rule it out. Although I'd have to learn how to ejaculate out of my fist in order for her to feel anything when we fuck. Apparently tic tac-sized penises aren't in high demand these days...

I'll be back, gotta go review my scout plans for local elemetary schools for the upcoming school year.

Enough of this. This is just stupid. Of course we could make it work. You are Raj. I am funk. You can take the used & abused and make them yours. It's so simple man. Make sure the kicks is behind the paint? Let it fly.

 

[hellah10]

marry? absolutely not... my kids will be grown as fuck-ups thinking that what their mother does is societys norm

date? hell yea... she'll be like any other strip whore... buying me shoes and taking me out

 

[Fishhead]

Enough of this. This is just stupid. Of course we could make it work. You are Raj. I am funk. You can take the used & abused and make them yours. It's so simple man. Make sure the kicks is behind the paint? Let it fly.

:think2:

 

[PornoPaul]

Are there any girls here that would go out with a porn star? Male or Female?

 

[xpanda]

Would you really wanna touch your wife in bed at night, knowing that she had spent the entire day getting plowed by some massive python and catching cumshots and chin omelettes by the truckload?

Holy fuck that was funny.

 

[SkinsRaj28]

He meets chicks he wants to marry everytime he starts sluggin the drinks...sure he met a couple at the IP the other night...sure Dsethi and SkinsRaj can vouch for me saying he wanted to marry someone that walked by...probably a 2 bit hooker no less.

hahahahahaha

Seriously, I've hung out with Illini twice...both times he "fell in love" and wanted to get married. Once to a filthy stripper(before she shoved him out of his chair), and the second time to some asian dealer who was the coldest bitch I've ever encountered in a casino.

And then the one viking is referring to, of course.

Dude can pick 'em.

 

[gold64]

Yes.

A human being.

 

[hellah10]

No fucking chance...not if she was still a porn star/stripper. Would you really wanna touch your wife in bed at night, knowing that she had spent the entire day getting plowed by some massive python and catching cumshots and chin omelettes by the truckload? I sure as hell wouldn't.

If she had previously been a porn star/stripper, but tested negative for anything, then I probably wouldn't rule it out. Although I'd have to learn how to ejaculate out of my fist in order for her to feel anything when we fuck. Apparently tic tac-sized penises aren't in high demand these days...

I'll be back, gotta go review my scout plans for local elemetary schools for the upcoming school year.

hahahahahahahahahah :lolBIG::lolBIG::lolBIG::lolBIG:

 

[Fishhead]

hahahahahaha

Seriously, I've hung out with Illini twice...both times he "fell in love" and wanted to get married. Once to a filthy stripper(before she shoved him out of his chair), and the second time to some asian dealer who was the coldest bitch I've ever encountered in a casino.

And then the one viking is referring to, of course.

Dude can pick 'em.

I got a few lined up for him that are possibilities.

Real nice gals

 

[SkinsRaj28]

Bullshit Skins in the 10 min talking to you i can tell you would jump at the chance. You would just look at like putting icing on the already baked cake.:lolBIG:

:missingte

I would absolutely jump at the chance to FUCK them. But marry, or even date? No fucking way.

Maybe, MAYBE a stripper...but porn star? Not a chance, despite how desperate I might be. I gave you the exact same example at the Bash, man...could you imagine cuddling or kissing your wife tonight, knowing she had been fucking random guys all day? You said no. Skeet.

The fact that I beat my penis more often than I beat 12-year-olds in Madden on Xbox online is irrelevant in this matter.

 

[PornoPaul]

I would absolutely jump at the chance to FUCK them. But marry, or even date? No fucking way.

Maybe, MAYBE a stripper...but porn star? Not a chance, despite how desperate I might be. I gave you the exact same example at the Bash, man...could you imagine cuddling or kissing your wife tonight, knowing she had been fucking random guys all day? You said no. Skeet.

The fact that I beat my penis more often than I beat 12-year-olds in Madden on Xbox online is irrelevant in this matter.

:missingte :missingte :missingte :missingte :missingte :missingte :missingte :missingte :missingte

 

[viking611]

hahahahahaha

Seriously, I've hung out with Illini twice...both times he "fell in love" and wanted to get married. Once to a filthy stripper(before she shoved him out of his chair), and the second time to some asian dealer who was the coldest bitch I've ever encountered in a casino.

And then the one viking is referring to, of course.

Dude can pick 'em.

I knew it...he gets hammered and all the sudden is sooo "in love with that chick" and "i would marry her"....its hilarious!!

 

[Illini]

hahahahahaha

Seriously, I've hung out with Illini twice...both times he "fell in love" and wanted to get married. Once to a filthy stripper(before she shoved him out of his chair), and the second time to some asian dealer who was the coldest bitch I've ever encountered in a casino.

And then the one viking is referring to, of course.

Dude can pick 'em.

LOL. I take no responsibility for anything I say under the influence. I party hard when people like Skins peer-pressure me, but I am an obnoxious drunk and get totally out of character. Don't remember an Asian dealer, but I do remember that cocktail waitress that I used to work with and I think I proposed to her on the spot. Then I found out I was grabbing WVU's girl with his permission. No recollection of that. Skins, how much was I up at the table before the walls came crashing down? Pretty sure I was up, although I couldn't even see the dice at the end of the table. I felt like Doc Holliday in Tombstone.

 

[Fishhead]

I take no responsibility for anything I say under the influence. I party hard when people like Skins peer-pressure me, but I am an obnoxious drunk and get totally out of character. Skins, how much was I up at the table before the walls came crashing down? Pretty sure I was up, although I couldn't even see the dice at the end of the table. I felt like Doc Holliday in Tombstone.[/quote]


:nopityA: :nopityA: :nopityA:

 

[Kornholio]

It is a rare day to see Illini drunk and I'm not joking. I've seen him drunk like 3 times in my life....3 of the most hilarious times in my life except the time he wanted to fight me.

 

[SkinsRaj28]

I knew it...he gets hammered and all the sudden is sooo "in love with that chick" and "i would marry her"....its hilarious!!

It really is. He doesn't just "want them," he wants to put a ring on their finger. OK, next Bash, we're getting Illini to actually propose to some girl. Or better yet, we need to find some other blackout-drunk slut and get them hitched. This will be Rx Priority #1 next Bash. It has to be. Get Wil to put it on the itinterary.

 

[SkinsRaj28]

LOL. I take no responsibility for anything I say under the influence. I party hard when people like Skins peer-pressure me, but I am an obnoxious drunk and get totally out of character. Don't remember an Asian dealer, but I do remember that cocktail waitress that I used to work with and I think I proposed to her on the spot. Then I found out I was grabbing WVU's girl with his permission. No recollection of that. Skins, how much was I up at the table before the walls came crashing down? Pretty sure I was up, although I couldn't even see the dice at the end of the table. I felt like Doc Holliday in Tombstone.

Ah yes, it was the cocktail waitress, I remember now. Hilarious.

I think we were all up for a little while there, yourself included...then we all started getting cold. I was pretty fucking wasted that night too, so I don't remember the exact details. Great night, though.

Just busting your balls man...I think it's hilarious that you hardly ever get drunk, but both times we've chilled you've been blackout drunk. The Rx brings out the best in you, obviously.