Would you date or marry a porn star?

[Fishhead]

MIKA--Question for you...........what are some of the very best PORN movies of the past 3 years based 50-50 on super sex scenes and a decent story line?

Rob Funk was wanting to know but embarrassed to ask.

Thanks,
-FH-

 

[WorldNumberOne]

I can smoke cigars with it too. ==x~~

incredible ....

 

[CoachLT]

I would absolutely jump at the chance to FUCK them. But marry, or even date? No fucking way.

Maybe, MAYBE a stripper...but porn star? Not a chance, despite how desperate I might be. I gave you the exact same example at the Bash, man...could you imagine cuddling or kissing your wife tonight, knowing she had been fucking random guys all day? You said no. Skeet.

The fact that I beat my penis more often than I beat 12-year-olds in Madden on Xbox online is irrelevant in this matter.

SkinRaj, STOP IT! You are killin me, AGAIN!:lolBIG: :thumbsup2: :thumbsup2:

 

[Fishhead]

MIKA--Question for you...........what are some of the very best PORN movies of the past 3 years based 50-50 on super sex scenes and a decent story line?

Rob Funk was wanting to know but embarrassed to ask.

Thanks,
-FH-

Also, has ONLINE "TRAILERS" hurt or aided the PORN INDUSTRY as far as real XXX FEATURE FILMS are concerned?

 

[Dante]

. By Greendoberman I have dated strippers, teachers, nurses, waitresses :monsters-

( IS THAT ALL)


and can tell you that profession has nothing to do with being a genuine person.
I am by no means a stunning looking guy, but you'd be amazed at the beautiful girls I've dated just because I did not put them out of my league and approached them.
I only made this thread as a hypothetical because I though it was generate some discussion and it certainly did.
The fact Mika came on here to share some thoughts with you tells

you volumes. I think we could all learn a lot from her.:monsters-:monsters-:monsters-ope:[/quote]

 

[Mika]

No fucking chance...not if she was still a porn star/stripper. Would you really wanna touch your wife in bed at night, knowing that she had spent the entire day getting plowed by some massive python and catching cumshots and chin omelettes by the truckload? I sure as hell wouldn't.

If she had previously been a porn star/stripper, but tested negative for anything, then I probably wouldn't rule it out. Although I'd have to learn how to ejaculate out of my fist in order for her to feel anything when we fuck. Apparently tic tac-sized penises aren't in high demand these days...

I'll be back, gotta go review my scout plans for local elemetary schools for the upcoming school year.

I have to take periodic breaks, lest I start looking like I sat on a roast beef sandwich. LOL -- blecch! It does go back to normal after a month or two. Kinda like having sex with your wife a couple months after she gave birth. It does go back to normal...thankfully.

 

[RobFunk]

MIKA--Question for you...........what are some of the very best PORN movies of the past 3 years based 50-50 on super sex scenes and a decent story line?

Rob Funk was wanting to know but embarrassed to ask.

Thanks,
-FH-

WTF is 'super sex' ? I guess if I nab a hottie from a Red Sox game I will find out.

7 pages, let's go noobs.

 

[StuntDouble1]

You guys are losin it. One or 2 girls in a thread and you go " dick brain" all of a sudden. Thats what Im talkin about . The pornstar/stripper chix just eat up your cash and laugh all the way to the bank.

 

[WorldNumberOne]

welcome aboard mika ...

let the drool-a-thon begin.....

 

[joeyfitzclick]

I only made this thread as a hypothetical


No shit
:monsters-

 

[Kiss1]

Wife: God, Im so tired and worn out. Work was a bitch today.
Husband: I love you Mika

 

[WorldNumberOne]

I have to take periodic breaks, lest I start looking like I sat on a roast beef sandwich. LOL -- blecch! It does go back to normal after a month or two. Kinda like having sex with your wife a couple months after she gave birth. It does go back to normal...thankfully.

i have the same problem .. i take breaks too..

otherwise i could lead santa's sleigh with it.....

 

[RobFunk]

What is this thread with 7 pages?!

I just want to post in this legendary thread!

 

[viking611]

I have to take periodic breaks, lest I start looking like I sat on a roast beef sandwich. LOL -- blecch! It does go back to normal after a month or two. Kinda like having sex with your wife a couple months after she gave birth. It does go back to normal...thankfully.

skinsraj? or dsethi?:lolBIG: uppy:

 

[Dante]

I have to take periodic breaks, lest I start looking like I sat on a roast beef sandwich. LOL -- blecch! It does go back to normal after a month or two. Kinda like having sex with your wife a couple months after she gave birth. It does go back to normal...thankfully.

now there is something for sure you won't see posted everyday:monsters-:monsters-:monsters-:monsters-:monsters-:monsters-

 

[GreenDoberman]

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I just spit up my water Joey, now go put that pink soccer jersey back on!

 

[Fishhead]

i have the same problem .. i take breaks too..

otherwise i could lead santa's sleigh with it.....

HAHAHA
:lolBIG:

 

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Dammit, just spit up my water again!:lolBIG:

 

[Dante]

i have the same problem .. i take breaks too..

otherwise i could lead santa's sleigh with it.....

:missingte:missingte:missingte:missingte

 

[RobFunk]

Can we get a female to post on this page?

Make an RX'ers night