that's a great plan...he will be hitched at the next Bash.SkinsRaj28 said:It really is. He doesn't just "want them," he wants to put a ring on their finger. OK, next Bash, we're getting Illini to actually propose to some girl. Or better yet, we need to find some other blackout-drunk slut and get them hitched. This will be Rx Priority #1 next Bash. It has to be. Get Wil to put it on the itinterary.
SkinsRaj28 said:It really is. He doesn't just "want them," he wants to put a ring on their finger. OK, next Bash, we're getting Illini to actually propose to some girl. Or better yet, we need to find some other blackout-drunk slut and get them hitched. This will be Rx Priority #1 next Bash. It has to be. Get Wil to put it on the itinterary.
Sexy_Manager said:Your not the only one. Just the only one you know about
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SkinsRaj28 said:Exactly. And the only one any guy WANTS to know about. I'm sure whoever I end up with will have taken her fair share of facials...but I don't want to think about that when I'm with her. And when a wife's profession is getting punished all day, the husband is inevitably gonna think about it.
Normal scenario...
Wife: God, I'm so tired and worn out. Work was a bitch today.
Husband: That sucks. Here, let me give you a foot massage.
Porn Star Wife scenario...
Wife: God, I'm so tired and worn out. Work was a bitch today.
Husband: That sucks. Hold on a minute. :grabs gun from drawer: :shoots wife in head: :shoots self in head:
or
Wife: God, I'm so tired and worn out. Work was a bitch today.
Husband: That sucks. I'd offer to give you a foot massage, but I can't be sure if you had to give any footjobs today because YOU'RE A FUCKING PORN STAR.
Tulsa said:100% without a doubt, yes, if she were bright! I could deal with it. I deal with this fucking grind every day and it would be a relief to know (relatively) that my wife was being porked by the industry and she was getting paid to do so, just like me!!
I do the same thing and I'm not so sore the next day. More kudos to my porn wife: she has to be bright and willing to learn....though I'm sure that the combo is somewhat rare. College educated would be great!
tulsa (living in a dream world)
Sexy_Manager said:Wife: God, Im so tired and worn out. Work was a bitch today.
Husband: That to bad honey. Cause im hungry and the fucking house is dirty. Now gimmie some money so i can go out drinking with the guys and when i get back this fucking house better be clean. luv ya
Chin omelettes? LMAO. You need to drop out of school immediately and start doing stand-up. I'm sure you could make it. Hell, you come up with some of the funniest shit ever on this forum in several minutes. If you had months to write your material, I think you could hang with anyone.SkinsRaj28 said:No fucking chance...not if she was still a porn star/stripper. Would you really wanna touch your wife in bed at night, knowing that she had spent the entire day getting plowed by some massive python and catching cumshots and chin omelettes by the truckload? I sure as hell wouldn't.
If she had previously been a porn star/stripper, but tested negative for anything, then I probably wouldn't rule it out. Although I'd have to learn how to ejaculate out of my fist in order for her to feel anything when we fuck. Apparently tic tac-sized penises aren't in high demand these days...
I'll be back, gotta go review my scout plans for local elemetary schools for the upcoming school year.