Would you date or marry a porn star?

[xpanda]

I don't much care about how many people a potential partner has slept with, but between the 'can't take him home to meet my dad' thing, and the 'don't want thirteen inches coming at me in the middle of the night thing', I'm not looking for dates at the AVN.

Paul, I realise you're only a twelve-incher (!) but I'd feel really bad if my dad shot you between the eyes. Chances are good he would.

:>Grin>

 

[PornoPaul]

I don't much care about how many people a potential partner has slept with, but between the 'can't take him home to meet my dad' thing, and the 'don't want thirteen inches coming at me in the middle of the night thing', I'm not looking for dates at the AVN.

Paul, I realise you're only a twelve-incher (!) but I'd feel really bad if my dad shot you between the eyes. Chances are good he would.

:>Grin>

:lolBIG: :lolBIG: :missingte :missingte :missingte :missingte :missingte :missingte :Sad Face:

 

[Dante]

My wife doesnt care!! we have been together for 25yrs

:monsters-:monsters-:monsters-:monsters-:monsters-:monsters-:monsters-:monsters-:monsters-

 

[PornoPaul]

:WTF:



:fatboy:

She would get mad if i had a girl friend. but she thinks fucking isnt cheating.
im lucky i guess.

 

[Dante]

'don't want thirteen inches coming at me in the middle of the night thing',



:>Grin>

:monsters-:monsters-:monsters-:monsters-:monsters-:monsters-:monsters-:monsters-

 

[Illini]

Of course i would. I would marry 10 of them if i could. Who cares how many guys they fucked. You guys think your wife or girlfiends tell you the truth about how many guys they fucked? think again!! Not to mention how many dicks they sucked!!
Who gives a shit about all that?

How many is to many? 5, 10, 100.
I say whats good for the goose. I have had my share of girls and never have has a girl said" you fucked 50 girls in your life? Well as long as it wasnt for money i dont care" Fuck that. I would lie if the question came up.
You cant not marry or go out with someone because she fucked 100 guys. thats more reason to go out with them.

IT MEANS THEY LIKE TO FUCK

Unless your looking for long walks on the beach and the movies.
I still want Xpanda though.
For long walks on the beach. Do i still have a chance?:lolBIG:

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Some of us are looking for long walks on the beach, and sex that is an expression of love. Not everyone is into two chicks at once and sticking dildos up their asses.

 

[Insiders]

Stripper yes! The most fun i have ever had in my life was running around with 2 of those gurls.
Porn Star NO. The only way i could make one of those holler, is to fall down on her, causing a blow-out in one or two of those medically enchanced breasts.

 

[PornoPaul]

Some of us are looking for long walks on the beach, and sex that is an expression of love. Not everyone is into two chicks at once and sticking dildos up their asses.

i could see wanting long walks on the beach. Thats cool. the romance thing. but how could you not want to watchtwo chicks going at it? I saw the pic of you enjoing the girls.:toast: :thumbsup2:

 

[Dante]

Some of us are looking for long walks on the beach, and sex that is an expression of love. Not everyone is into two chicks at once and sticking dildos up their asses.

:lolBIG::lolBIG::lolBIG::lolBIG::lolBIG::lolBIG: IM falling out of my seat!!!!

Illini telling it like it is!!!!

 

[joeyfitzclick]

'don't want thirteen inches coming at me in the middle of the night thing',


So you're sayin there's a chance............

 

[Illini]

i could see wanting long walks on the beach. Thats cool. the romance thing. but how could you not want to watchtwo chicks going at it? I saw the pic of you enjoing the girls.:toast: :thumbsup2:

The girls were hot, and yes I've seen porn before and been turned on by two chicks going at it. But is it what my heart desires? No. Do I think it would be fulfilling? No. I guess you could say I'm old school mixed with a little spirituality.

 

[lander]

No. Never.

 

[DickyW]

Date a porn star?? Yes, only if she could prove she never ever had sex or bet on a porn set with Ron Jeremy. Even I have a few morals

 

[PornoPaul]

The girls were hot, and yes I've seen porn before and been turned on by two chicks going at it. But is it what my heart desires? No. Do I think it would be fulfilling? No. I guess you could say I'm old school mixed with a little spirituality.

All good illini, You will find her sooner or later. I hope you get both things in one package. A girl you love being around and have all the same intrestest and fall in love. Then find out she is a sex goddess and a tiger in the sack and loves women too. Then you got the best of both worlds. A dream come true. I know they are out there!

:toast:

 

[SkinsRaj28]

No fucking chance...not if she was still a porn star/stripper. Would you really wanna touch your wife in bed at night, knowing that she had spent the entire day getting plowed by some massive python and catching cumshots and chin omelettes by the truckload? I sure as hell wouldn't.

If she had previously been a porn star/stripper, but tested negative for anything, then I probably wouldn't rule it out. Although I'd have to learn how to ejaculate out of my fist in order for her to feel anything when we fuck. Apparently tic tac-sized penises aren't in high demand these days...

I'll be back, gotta go review my scout plans for local elemetary schools for the upcoming school year.

 

[Fishhead]

All good illini, You will find her sooner or later. I hope you get both things in one package. A girl you love being around and have all the same intrestest and fall in love. Then find out she is a sex goddess and a tiger in the sack and loves women too. Then you got the best of both worlds. A dream come true. I know they are out there!

:toast:

Think he allready met her in LINZ_IA

 

[viking611]

No fucking chance...not if she was still a porn star/stripper. Would you really wanna touch your wife in bed at night, knowing that she had spent the entire day getting plowed by some massive python and catching cumshots and chin omelettes by the truckload? I sure as hell wouldn't.

If she had previously been a porn star/stripper, but tested negative for anything, then I probably wouldn't rule it out. Although I'd have to learn how to ejaculate out of my fist in order for her to feel anything when we fuck. Apparently tic tac-sized penises aren't in high demand these days...

I'll be back, gotta go review my scout plans for local elemetary schools for the upcoming school year.

:missingte

 

[viking611]

Think he allready met her in LINZ_IA

He meets chicks he wants to marry everytime he starts sluggin the drinks...sure he met a couple at the IP the other night...sure Dsethi and SkinsRaj can vouch for me saying he wanted to marry someone that walked by...probably a 2 bit hooker no less.

 

[Fishhead]

No fucking chance...not if she was still a porn star/stripper. Would you really wanna touch your wife in bed at night, knowing that she had spent the entire day getting plowed by some massive python and catching cumshots and chin omelettes by the truckload? I sure as hell wouldn't.

If she had previously been a porn star/stripper, but tested negative for anything, then I probably wouldn't rule it out. Although I'd have to learn how to ejaculate out of my fist in order for her to feel anything when we fuck. Apparently tic tac-sized penises aren't in high demand these days...

I'll be back, gotta go review my scout plans for local elemetary schools for the upcoming school year.

hno: :lolBIG: :lolBIG: :lolBIG: :lolBIG: :lolBIG:


Just spilled/spit up half my wine............OMG!

 

[Illini]

Think he allready met her in LINZ_IA

I think she's LinzStadium now. :cryingcry