What's the best way to dump a guy?

[Donnybasbl]

Send him a dead squirrel with your name spray painted on it. He'll get the message.

 

[FairWarning]

Cannot answer the question correctly without seeing pictures.

 

[PacMan_2006]

As previously mentioned, just be straight forward with him. It may sting for a while but it's better to be truthful than a two-faced lying . Also, this should be done face-to-face in public during the DAYTIME and have a few of your other friends be at that place (but out of sight if possble). Make certain to get back any keys and/or change the locks if you're/she's really that worried.

:toast: :toast: :toast:​

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[johnskelington]

He sounds like a nerd.........she at least oughtta ask him how much he makes a year. Bill Gates was probably like that.

 

[joeyfitzclick]

Arrange to meet for coffee. At some point during the conversation start to explain the intricasies of cunnilingus and how 'into it' you are.

He will dump you in a week.

:realtongu

Your welcome.

 

[BadCo]

Coke out,wear the same shirt everday,put your funiture in storage one by one him thinking your selling them for drugs.

He;ll leave it always worked for me!

 

[johnskelington]

Coke out,wear the same shirt everday,put your funiture in storage one by one him thinking your selling them for drugs.

He;ll leave it always worked for me!

:missingte

 

[steaktartar]

tell him u love him u will actually see skid marks as he runs away

 

[Journeyman]

This one is not that complicated...unless you are like me and can never tell a person something they don't want to hear...especially the opposite sex...I will make any excuse possible NOT to tell someone...'It's not you, it's me' works...That is my last resort if I am confronted...otherwise I just fade off...

The last girl I did not want to talk to after meeting, I left her house and told her I'd call her the next day...next day rolls around and I emailed her that I think I lost my cell phone, so she emails me back to tell me she looked all over her house and outside where i parked my car....THERE IS NO EASY WAY TO TELL SOMEONE...I wish I was better at just saying it.

I think people who have a hard time telling someone they don't really like them are the types who don't want to hear it either, I know I wouldn't want to hear it.

 

[joeyfitzclick]

I don't like you.

 

[CaptainMorgan]

Tell her to fart non stop every time she's around him. That should get rid of the loser

 

[Journeyman]

Tell her to fart non stop every time she's around him. That should get rid of the loser

Farting..that is an excellent idea. :smoking:

 

[xpanda]

I don't like you.

I don't like you, either, Joey.



That was surprisingly easy.

:>Grin>

 

[xpanda]

No, you definitely dont date someone for 6 weeks and then tell them over the phone that it aint happening anymore

Three weeks, six dates.

 

[BASEHEAD]

Email:

to:pussyguy@aol.com (I guess it really exists...lol)

from:Xpanda@therx.com

re:
While I think youre a really swell guy I cant take one more day of this.Im done.Youre boring and dont like sports.Ive asked all the guys at the Rx forum (where I work) for advice and they said if you are a real man you'll get over it....So get over it (or dont).

Im out later.

PS: Dont call me or attempt to contact me in any way.

Sincerely ,Tonya.

 

[Kojak]

Go on one last date with him. Go out to a club and hit on some other guy or guys. He gets upset and you simply say that you didn't know that your dating was more than casual or friends. Sorry that he misunderstood and feel that due to misunderstanding, friends would be best going forward.

 

[Kojak]

Another way, tell him that a guy that you used to date has contacted you and wants to come back into your life. Let him know that this was a guy that you were close to before and that the two of you would like to give it another try to see if it can be longlasting or not. You felt the need to tell him though, you guys are not serious, because you value his friendship. This should give you a clean break.

 

[SkinsRaj28]

Tell him you have HIV. That way you can remain friends but there will be no sexual tension ever again.

 

[xpanda]

Skins: still awaiting your email....

Thanks.

 

[levistep]

You've (OK "your friend") been "dating" for six weeks and there has been no sex - that's a little unusual - anyways, I really don't see what there is to break up - tell him you just want to be friends - he must know this if you haven't had sex after a month - this really seems quite simple.

Or maybe every relationship isn't revolved around sex. How many divorces have you been through?