Top 5 Signs your kid may be addicted to gambling

[Doug]

Insists you call him "Bodog".

 

[Dawoofdaddy]

At the start of each new school year, when his teacher asks him and his friends "what looks the best among each of your futures", they are quick to respond:

- I really like my chances with this Rams going under 8.5 play I got from Blue.

- Clip Joint was spot on and glad I tailed his Clippers over 40.5.

- George Washington was dead money at 80-1.

- We must first read what Redeye & Kermit syndicate have played before we make any predictions about our futures.

:money8:

 

[Tulsa]

One Sign that your kid may be addicted to gambling:

You tell your wife you are headed out to the Gambler's Anonymous Meeting you are the 'leading' at the local church.

Your kid asks if he can ride along with you and "...learn what the 'losers' did wrong...."

 

[Bet-It-All]

He calls Gretzky's wife every day for service plays

He lost money on the Dodgers when Shawn Green didn't play on Yom Kippur

 

[quantumleap]

...says he knew Bush would win the 2000 election because of all the "steam" voters in the late Florida election results.

 

[kidslick]

...says he knew Bush would win the 2000 election because of all the "steam" voters in the late Florida election results.

LOL

 

[Dawoofdaddy]

Your kid is addicted to gambling if:

While at summer camp Smokey The Bear classes, he gets sent home for punching out a kid who threw water on a poster that was "on fire".

:smoker2:

 

[kidslick]

 

[Bourn]

28. Calls distant relatives in another state to ask "hows the weather".



wil.

:lolBIG:


always orders from the value menu at fast food joints saying the other part of the menu is a ripoff.

has random #'s wtitten all over pieces of paper on his desk

has a betonsports mouse pad

 

[ThumperDragon]

All joking aside, I picked up my son from school on Friday and he tells me he won $5 playing poker on his break with his friends...he's 14.:realtongu



I guess it's more of the "norm" these days.

 

[kidslick]

bump

 

[IBETHUGE]

lol

 

[geeze]

When my neighbor asked my son:

"How old are you?"

He replied: "Yoleven."

 

[viking611]

*cough*

 

[Kruser6]

*cough*

Thanks Viking!


This is a classic thread!

 

[Kruser6]

Refers to milk money as bankroll.

LMAO


This thread has so many good lines in it.

Somebody should make a t-shirt with these on it. I love it

 

[viking611]

Thanks Viking!


This is a classic thread!

welcome sir...enjoy

 

[Kruser6]

When he sees his mom clipping coupons from the paper he calls her a bonus whore

FUCKING GREAT.

 

[viking611]

-He has 4 RX shirts...one white T, one black T, one white polo, one black polo.

-Tells his mom to have his skybook coffee ready in the morning before school.

 

[quantumleap]

When his mother comes home from the hospital with twins he says "nice parlay Mom!"