Top 5 Signs your kid may be addicted to gambling

[1cheater]

When asked his age, he states "I'm at the Pinnacle of my childhood"..

 

[1cheater]

Does his book report on the Martingale System...

 

[amstel]

After failing the oral exams at school, he calls up the principal and demands to be transfered to the claims department to listen to the tapes.

 

[BigPapaPat]

lol....love it

 

[LarryLegend]

He asks, "Mommy, what is the difference between filtered and non-filtered"


(This may be too obscure for those that haven't been in the NBA forum recently)

 

[nhoj]

You log in to Poker Stars to find out your broke.

 

[geeze]

Don't remember if I posted this before, but when my son was registering for junior high school, they asked him how old he was.

He replied: " YO-LEVEN "

 

[1cheater]

Askes his father and his friends who they like in the Super Bowl and fades accordingly.

 

[kidslick]

When asked his age, he states "I'm at the Pinnacle of my childhood"..

:lolBIG::lolBIG::nohead:

 

[MarinerIslanderSean]

Damn, I remember this thread from back in the day. Classic.


When your kid's best friend says he doesn't like the girl that your son likes, then goes and asks her out the next day, your son says he got "check-raised."

 

[MarinerIslanderSean]

When the local drug-dealer approaches him and says "hey, want a hit?", he says "I'll double-down."

 

[MarinerIslanderSean]

Refers to the used-car salesman advertising on local TV as a tout.

 

[mamatried]

When you ask him how he did on his Math and Social Studies tests, he replies "I chopped".

 

[mamatried]

When the department store Santa asks him what he wants for Christmas, he says "A subscription to the Form".

 

[wilheim]

Bumped for poster chrishansen.



wil..

 

[quantumleap]

Your kid may be addicted to gambling if:

When asked her age she replies 5 and a hook.

:nopityA:

When asked to write down her age she puts 5-.

 

[MarinerIslanderSean]

When the sportscaster on the radio runs down the day's winning teams and only says who won, but not scores, your kid says "but BY HOW MUCH!?!?!"

 

[festeringZit]

Your kid may be addicted to gambling if:


You tell them that they should come to you if they have a gambling
problem, and they say "ok, I have a 16 against a dealer jack up,
the running count is a +1 converted to a true count of +.5,
do I hit or stand?""

 

[lifexpired]

When you come home and he's sweating profusely watching a 5-0 hockey game with 30 seconds remaining; you walk into the kitchen and later hear a long smash followed by an adolescent voice screaming "How do you miss an empty fucking netter!!!!"

 

[Rude]

comes home from school with out is book bag
mom asks, where are your books?

he replies

"lets see, costa rica, antigua, and jamaica"

Love this one!