Top 5 Signs your kid may be addicted to gambling

[Dawoofdaddy]

Gets extremely angry when his paperwork isnt being quickly graded.

:nohead:

 

[Jewelz22]

Kid works at the cafeteria at lunch
Mom Says: Wheres all your monye from working???
Kid says: BOS is holding it and wont pay me my $
Mom::monsters-

 

[MrCleo]

when your parents wonder why there are voicemails from your bank asking you call their security division back

 

[Dawoofdaddy]

Your kid may be addicted to gambling if:

You finally figure out the reason your heating/cooling bills have doubled is because he always wants to keep the backdoor open.

:drink:

 

[Kornholio]

bump

 

[foreignlegion]

He is scared shitless of watching rocky and bullwinkle cartoons...(something to do with a moose apparently)

 

[Paterno]

I am only through the 1st page and cant stop laughing. Wil is on fire on page 1!

 

[levistep]

Your son pays for his college tuition with his gambling winnings. Damn, I hope my son is just like his dad. uppy:

 

[buddyboy]

Your kid may be addicted to gambling if he sits on Santa's lap and the only thing he asks for is his BoS money to be refunded.

 

[D2bets]

He spent all morning today on the phone with his "contacts" in San Juan, Puerto Rico.

 

[Mr.Jones]

When asked by Aunt Milly what he wants to be when he grows up he replys, "A thoroughbred jockey," then quickly adds "at Tampa Bay Downs".

 

[levistep]

He can't play a Madden '07 without setting a line for the side and the over/under.

 

[Tico]

After so many recent developments, I thought it would be an appropriate time to bump this thread, and gather some new ideas for ways parents can quickly diagnose a gambling addiction among the youngsters ...

:lolBIG:

I thought you could use a good laugh.... I sure know I can!

Tico

 

[joeyfitzclick]

Your kid may be addicted to gambling if:

When asked her age she replies 5 and a hook.

:nopityA:

 

[LarryTalbot]

1. When your kid has written in his assignment pad:

SPELLING: Study for test.
Math: Do problems 1-12
Spanish: learn the colors
Study Hall: Find a payment processor.

2. When your son is watching a NCAA Women's Basketball game during March Madness.

 

[kidslick]

bumpity bump..................:thumbsup:

 

[fucnluc]

I nominate this for the classics forum, how do I do that again?

 

[steaktartar]

Your kid may be addicted to gambling if:

When asked her age she replies 5 and a hook.

:nopityA:

the classic post of the thread

 

[wilheim]

Bumped by request from Classics Forum.



wil...:lolBIG:

 

[PercocetThreat]

He can't play a Madden '07 without setting a line for the side and the over/under.

Haha, me and my friends used to do that all the time back when we were in school.

This thread is fantastic.