Top 5 Signs your kid may be addicted to gambling

[Tulsa]

19. Calls sauteed liver for dinner a bad beat.wil.

My favorite!!!!

You can just see the kid sitting at the table. Steam wafting from the organ meat... "This is a bad beat, Mom."

LOL!!! That is too good. tulsa

 

[honestabe]

while checking out the new competition you see:

EOG.com is proud to feature:
your kid's name.

 

[redpimp]

-Throws a massive temper tantrum when he sees John Mccain or Senator john Kyl on network
tv!!


-Has a fully stocked bedside drawer with tum tums, prilosec otc, pepcid ac, etc.

-Chastizes you for drinking too much beer and hitting on his mom while watching the game instead of paying attention!!!!

-Always tips your wife when she brings the family snacks!

 

[Tulsa]

Your kid requests a phone line for his room and then proceeds to hook up two answering machines with what he calls an alternating router. You play the messages on them one Tuesday morning while he is at school:

On the first:
"Thanks for calling. Tonight's Monday Night Football hot play is Kansas City Chiefs. Bank it."

On the second:
"Thanks for calling. Tonight's Monday Night Football hot play is Denver Broncos. Bank it."

 

[Tulsa]

-Always tips your wife when she brings the family snacks!

:lolBIG:

:lolBIG:

"Heya, get yourself somethin' nice, Mom"

 

[redpimp]

One of his favorite T-shirts says "David Rockwell Sucks!!!"

 

[Jabow]

comes home from school with out is book bag
mom asks, where are your books?

he replies

"lets see, costa rica, antigua, and jamaica"

 

[TTinCO]

This is the funniest thread that I've read in any forum, period.

We need to throw all of these together in one post--absolute classic material.

 

[kidslick]

bump


actually this is a thread where it deserve's it own room

you guys should have a seperate room
for
CLASSIC THREADS

finger lakes (remember that 1 ) should be there also

 

[kidslick]

hey ttinco

i believe you should have a thread called


THE YEAR IN REVIEW 2004

i would post one but i am sure it would be in the rubber room if i mention

this person's name

:finger::finger::finger::finger:

 

[FalseDmitri]

when he skips town to move to Vegas to pursue a lucrative career in GAMBLING!

LOL. Love ya ILLINI, KORNHOLIO & BEBOP!

 

[FalseDmitri]

bumps, bumps, everywhere!

 

[buddyboy]

His mood depends on how far above or below his test scores are from 52.4%

 

[TANG]

When he watches webcast of rainbow warrior basketball games at 1am in the morning.

Oh wait I don't have kids.

 

[TANG]

when he starts yelling to go to the closer gagne in the 5th inning for the save because he bet the dodgers in the first 5 innings.

 

[LarryTalbot]

when he starts yelling to go to the closer gagne in the 5th inning for the save because he bet the dodgers in the first 5 innings.

LMAO!

 

[1cheater]

Al michaels and Phil Michalson call the house on a regular bassis

 

[kidslick]

bump

 

[forest29]

Counts the number of standing ovations in the State of the Union Address.

 

[bullets]

When his tout service is releasing 1000* plays and GOY's on his 900 number and your buying them.

that would make you addicted as well.

:thumbsup2: