Ashack1,
First of all, wasn't Jesus put to death for blasphemy? It was stupid then, and it's stupid now. Blasphemy is a victimless crime, if it is a crime at all. With all due respect, I'm sick of believers telling me that God gets mad because I make fun of him. The creator of the whole entire universe is going to throw a temper tantrum because some mere mortal (that he created KNOWING that he would make jokes and EXACTLY WHICH JOKES) makes jokes about him? Is he a first grader? Did he drop his ice cream?
How about this omnipotent, omnipresent, omniscient god go into a childhood leukemia ward, or give children in Flint, Michigan clean water, or tell the USA to stop bombing everybody, or tell Muslims that gay people and blasphemers don't deserve to die?
Doesn't he have better things to do? Or how about he just make himself known once and for all and show the whole world which is the right religion because right now about 2 billion muslims think YOU are going to hell, and another 3 billion people think you are insane.
As for my "aggression", I am posting literal quotes from the bible with admittedly a bit of smart-ass commentary, but who cares? Is that aggression? Is your faith so fragile that a bit of mockery puts you off? Instead of attacking my delivery, why don't you address the ridiculousness of the passages. If the almighty Yahweh, didn't know what the woman in the next room was thinking considering he created the universe, or that Adam and Eve were able to hide from him in a garden that he created, or he just simply sat down with a couple of angle buddies to a lamb barbecue with someone, well, that's comedy and I'm sorry if you're offended by your god's impotence.
I keep asking why the Trickster Yahweh is so worthy of worship when not only is he an incredible idiot (see previous passages, and more will come) he most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully. He's a genocidal maniac who according to the bible killed literally over 2 ½ million people of which one must assume at least 1.5 million were women and children under the age of 10 years old - but that's ok, right? Because they were wicked? All those wicked two year-olds!
Then if that wasn't enough, he told the Devil to kill 8 more just to prove a point. Apparently, according to the answers in this thread and others - if I don't repent and worship this sicko, well then the sicko is going to send me to hell forever. "Love me or else," sounds much more like a threat than an invitation.
If all of that offends you, then I suggest you either address the passages in the bible or don't come to the thread instead of worrying about whether or not I'm a blasphemer. And for anyone else who think threats of hell are going to convince me of anything, think about how you would feel if I told you Santa Claus weren't going to bring you any presents this year because you were a bad boy, and that's exactly how I feel.
Happy New Year!