Things you didn’t know about the Bible

[AUFAN]

Because you disdained all my counsel,
And would have none of my rebuke,
I also will laugh at your calamity;
I will mock when your terror comes,When distress and anguish come upon you.
“Then they will call on me, but I will not answer;
They will seek me diligently, but they will not find me.
Because they hated knowledge
And did not choose the fear of the Lord,

 

[AUFAN]

The fool has said in his heart,
“There is no God.”
They are corrupt,
They have done abominable works,

 

[AUFAN]

These six things the Lord hates,
Yes, seven are an abomination to Him:
A proud look,
A lying tongue,
Hands that shed innocent blood,
A heart that devises wicked plans,
Feet that are swift in running to evil,
A false witness who speaks lies,
And one who sows discord among brethren.

 

[AUFAN]

“Therefore hear the parable of the sower: When anyone hears the word of the kingdom, and does not understand it, then the wicked one comes and snatches away what was sown in his heart. This is he who received seed by the wayside.

 

[rwjr]

Don't know who AU FAN is but I like him cheersgif

 

[AUFAN]

“Then if anyone says to you, ‘Look, here is the Christ!’ or ‘There!’ do not believe it. For false christs and false prophets will rise and show great signs and wonders to deceive, if possible, even the elect. See, I have told you beforehand Therefore if they say to you, ‘Look, He is in the desert!’ do not go out; or ‘Look, He is in the inner rooms!’ do not believe it. For as the lightning comes from the east and flashes to the west, so also will the coming of the Son of Man be.

 

[AUFAN]

^^^^^^^^^^^ above post for “New Age” sportsbookdata..... be careful in dabbling in this......

 

[AUFAN]

When the Son of Man aka The Christ aka The Lord JESUS it will be no secret for just a few “select “ , the whole world will know it.....

 

[rwjr]

When the Son of Man aka The Christ aka The Lord JESUS it will be no secret for just a few “select “ , the whole world will know it.....

Agree 100%

 

[AUFAN]

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The simple-minded and material minded human is constantly seeking the face behind all creation but God, Creator of All, does not have a face. God is the SUN...the energy source that makes all life possible. The Indigenous people of this planet knew, and still know, and understand this better than anyone. This is why they worship and pray to the SUN God... this is documented throughout history and long before Jesus or any teacher/prophet arrived. The undeniable truth is life cannot exist without the sun. Our Sun is the “Son of God” referred to in all texts. It is called the “Son of God” because it was created by the Central Sun which is the real God, Creator of All... if the Central Sun was to burn out all life in all universes would die. The rays of sun, or plasma light, contain intelligence...this is consciousness and all life depends on it. The rays of sun, often referred to as the “halo”, are often used to illustrate Christ Consciousness that teachers/gurus like Jesus, or Jezwah, achieved during his time here. Most humans are so asleep they don’t even realize our sun changed dramatically on 12-21-12.... it became so white and hot you can’t even look into it’s direction without being blinded unlike the “yellow” sun we all grew up seeing. The reason it’s so white and hot is because it became more magnetic and is emitting more plasma light than ever before in humanity's existence. This means it is emitting more intelligence (consciousness) than ever! This new magnetic sun activated on 12-21-12 and and marked the beginning of “The Great Awakening” or “New Age” some like to discredit or pretend isn’t real... it’s not only real it’s the new norm and the beginning of the new human! Again, it’s not coincidence you see the children being born vegetarians without any influence by their parents or coming up with life changing ideas and inventions before they are even out of their teens! All of this is happening because they are being born with higher consciousness and for the exact reasons I explained! You may recall all the speculation around the end of the Mayan calendar (12-21-12) and how everyone thought it meant the literal end of the world... it didn’t! Many simple-minded humans didn’t understand the Mayans had a deep esoteric understanding of our existence... they understood we ARE intelligent design living inside a simulation of an astrological “clock” as predictable as your daily routine in life. 12-21-12 marked the end of a very rare and significant astrological cycle they understood, bringing us to an incredible time in our existence... a time when REAL human evolution would take place through the increase in plasma light from the new highly magnetic sun! Your DNA is being upgraded as we speak and yet many don’t understand it. Everyone feels the symptoms (anxiousness, heart palpitations, ringing in ears, etc) but most are running to doctors thinking they all of a sudden have anxiety and other issues and, as a result, are being wrongly diagnosed and taking medications that are doing nothing but harming them. Christians still think Jesus is coming back, they keep looking for him everywhere, but Jesus NEVER said he was coming back he said “The Christ” was coming back, meaning CHRIST CONSCIOUSNESS! So Christians, and all sleepwalking humans, need to wake up and understand “Jesus” is already here... he arrived on 12-21-12! It’s up to you to harness this plasma light by taking in as much sun as possible each day so that you can receive the upgraded intelligence it emits! The planet and human is evolving from a 3rd dimensional reality into a 5th dimensional one. Welcome to the new age... the undeniable truth!

Then the sign of the Son of Man will appear in heaven, and then all the tribes of the earth will mourn, and they will see the Son of Man coming on the clouds of heaven with power and great glory. And He will send His angels with a great sound of a trumpet, and they will gather together His elect from the four winds, from one end of heaven to the other

 

[AlistairCookie]

OK weirdos, can we get back to posting the ridiculous things that we see in the Bible? I’ll title this one:

“How stupid are the apostles?” Or “The Apostles are bumbling idiots.”

You may be familiar with the story of Jesus feeding the multitudes, but did you know that he did it again and again? In Mark 6:30-40, we learn that Jesus has become so popular that over 5000 people are coming to see them and they only have 5 loaves of bread, and two fishes.

But [Jesus] answered, “You give them something to eat.” [The apostles] said to him, “That would take more than half a year’s wages! Are we to go and spend that much on bread and give it to them to eat?”

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Of course, like magic, the bread and fish just kept coming and coming and everyone was fed. It was a miracle - surely something that no one would ever forget. But of course, the apostles are about as bright as Blurp and Slurp Ooze.

Just about a month later, they run into the same conunundrum. Jesus is so popular but this time it is 4000 people who have come to see him and Jesus tells his apostles they need to be fed. Now, instead of saying “Oh, easy day. Jesus can just do that trick again, they are dumbfounded. How are they going to feed 4000 people in this remote area?!? (Mark 8:4)

His disciples answered, “But where in this remote place can anyone get enough bread to feed them?”

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Spoiler alert: Jesus did a miracle.

 

[XENO]

According to The late Stephen Hawking, Gravity can n will create a Universe from Nothing. However he contradicts himself as where did Gravity come From? He already stated that there was Nothing before the singularity,a so called point or event that started to exist a finite time ago. This point had zero mass and zero space! It can’t even be called a point or dot! Even a Vacuum is teeming with Energy and energy itself must exist in some space - yet there was no Space at the singularity which even he again admits - so he started to use negative numbers like -1 5 20 etc but admitted reluctantly even that kind of Universe must have had a cause -Our Universe has been expanding from that point to now 14 billion miles out - and again our universe is NOT expanding into existing something or space - NO all space n time is IN the expansion - wrap your Mind around that! So we are faced with this- anything that starts to exist Must have had a cause! The Universe started to exist - Therefore God exists. Think about it- who did all of this - you can’t say What That was just disproved even by atheists

 

[SportsBookData]

When the Son of Man aka The Christ aka The Lord JESUS it will be no secret for just a few “select “ , the whole world will know it.....

And once again the simple-minded man thinks in a literal sense... they keep looking up into the sky waiting for Jesus to appear on a cloud ready to scoop up the "chosen ones". Again, Jesus NEVER said he was coming back, he said "THE CHRIST" was, meaning CHRIST CONSCIOUSNESS, therefore, the "select" few are those humans who are able to achieve Christ Consciousness during their lifetime here, a feat that few have accomplished. And yes the whole world will know it because it's such an incredible feat. One of the most notable humans to do it here in the West was Paramahansa Yogananda.

 

[AlistairCookie]

According to The late Stephen Hawking, Gravity can n will create a Universe from Nothing. However he contradicts himself as where did Gravity come From? He already stated that there was Nothing before the singularity,a so called point or event that started to exist a finite time ago. This point had zero mass and zero space! It can’t even be called a point or dot! Even a Vacuum is teeming with Energy and energy itself must exist in some space - yet there was no Space at the singularity which even he again admits - so he started to use negative numbers like -1 5 20 etc but admitted reluctantly even that kind of Universe must have had a cause -Our Universe has been expanding from that point to now 14 billion miles out - and again our universe is NOT expanding into existing something or space - NO all space n time is IN the expansion - wrap your Mind around that! So we are faced with this- anything that starts to exist Must have had a cause! The Universe started to exist - Therefore God exists. Think about it- who did all of this - you can’t say What That was just disproved even by atheists

are you guys allergic to the fucking return key?

TL;DR

I don’t know, therefore god. I don’t know which god, therefore the god my parents taught me to believe in, or that the majority of the people in the country where I live believe in.

 

[AUFAN]

And once again the simple-minded man thinks in a literal sense... they keep looking up into the sky waiting for Jesus to appear on a cloud ready to scoop up the "chosen ones". Again, Jesus NEVER said he was coming back, he said "THE CHRIST" was, meaning CHRIST CONSCIOUSNESS, therefore, the "select" few are those humans who are able to achieve Christ Consciousness during their lifetime here, a feat that few have accomplished. And yes the whole world will know it because it's such an incredible feat. One of the most notable humans to do it here in the West was Paramahansa Yogananda.

“And behold, I am coming quickly, and My reward is with Me, to give to every one according to his work. I am the Alpha and the Omega, the Beginning and the End, the First and the Last.” He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming quickly.”Amen. Even so, come, Lord Jesus!- I don’t know how much clearer HE can say it, I mean you must be using some other source than the Bible for your information!

 

[XENO]

exactly AU

 

[rwjr]

Sportsbookdata has proven he is MENTALLY DERANGED

 

[XENO]

Of course Jesus said he was coming back.when the apostles looked up as Jesus was ascending into the sky-two angels said why are looking up,this same Jesus will come again in power and glory.

 

[SportsBookData]

“And behold, I am coming quickly, and My reward is with Me, to give to every one according to his work. I am the Alpha and the Omega, the Beginning and the End, the First and the Last.” He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming quickly.”Amen. Even so, come, Lord Jesus!- I don’t know how much clearer HE can say it, I mean you must be using some other source than the Bible for your information!

It's not about "using" anything... it's about understanding what you are reading.

The simple-minded man can't understand parables or allegories nor can he understand the metaphorical references in the Bible and, therefore, he interprets to mean literally. Again, you are demonstrating a literal interpretation by actually believing Jesus will soon be showing up on your doorstep, live and in person. Unfortunately, you and so many self-proclaimed Christians are going to be heart-broken when he never arrives, not because he isn't coming but because you don't understand THE CHRIST, as you call Jesus, already arrived and has been here since 2012.

 

[SportsBookData]

Of course Jesus said he was coming back.when the apostles looked up as Jesus was ascending into the sky-two angels said why are looking up,this same Jesus will come again in power and glory.

Again, he NEVER said he (JESUS) was coming back, he said THE CHRIST was coming back. Again, the self-proclaimed Christians always think "Christ" and "Jesus" are one-in-the-same... they are 100% NOT!

Jesus, or Jezwah, was "Christ-ed" like Buddha and others who reached Christ Consciousness, therefore, became "Jesus THE Christ". Christianity removed "the" and referred to him as "Jesus Christ" and this is why the confusion by so many Christians. If you can't understand this simple truth you will NEVER understand the truth of what you are reading and quoting from this storybook titled "Bible".