Things that Piss me off...and i would put a stop to...if God would put me in charge.

[beammeupscotty]

WHERE WOULD I DEPORT ALL THE DEPORTEES

STEP 1... I would deport all foreignors back to there country...that means ALL EVEN THOSE WITH GREEN CARDS AND PROPER PAPERS THEY WOULD HAVE TO REAPPLY AS I WOULD HAVE A NEW CRITERIA THEY WOULD HAVE TO MEET TO COME HERE TO WORK....I would have the military start in the farest point north east and have them link up with the state police and police and sheriffs from town to town city to city...county to county... state to state and work their way right accross america all the way down to florida accross to texas all the way over to califorina...and any man woman or child that wasnt a usa citizen would be deported back to the country they came from. AND ANY ONE HELPING OR HIDING OR HINDERING THE OPERATION WOULD BE SENT TO TENT CITY IN ARIZONA TILL DEPORTED.

STEP 2.

 

[beammeupscotty]

where would i deport all the deportees

step 1... I would deport all foreignors back to there country...that means all even those with green cards and proper papers they would have to reapply as i would have a new criteria they would have to meet to come here to work....i would have the military start in the farest point north east and have them link up with the state police and police and sheriffs from town to town city to city...county to county... State to state and work their way right accross america all the way down to florida accross to texas all the way over to califorina...and any man woman or child that wasnt a usa citizen would be deported back to the country they came from. And any one helping or hiding or hindering the operation would be sent to tent city in arizona till deported.

Step 2.

step 2...then after that had been done or as that is beeing done...i would have everone that had become a us citizen in the last 50 years investigated to see if they came here illegal and then got their green coard or citizenship...if they did...they would be deported...because thats like robbing a bank getting caught but getting to keep the money they stoled...not on my watch.

 

[ScottL]

I believe that the Bible is God's word to mankind. Do I understand
all of it? Nope.

I believe most of the Bible speaks clearly and literally about historical and future events.

There are a few places where it is not clear to me whether or not an
event is literal or not. For example: The book of Revelation is a book
of John's visions. How much of these visions speak of future events
I'm not sure. I honestly haven't studied it as much as I'd like.

In Genesis, does God speak in terms of creation in 6 literal days, or
6 eras. I'm not sure...

Do I believe that Jesus was God's son, born of a virgin, who was
crucified by the Jews/Romans, and rose again. Yes.

I hope that answers your question?

http://www.hebrews.com/vitals/did-the-jews-kill-jesus.php

 

[barman]

Why even bother quoting or referring to any of the New or Old
Testament if you're going to conclude it's fiction anyway?

I've learned that with few exceptions, the New Testament's primary value is in the philosphical lessons on healthy spirituality it delivers.

The specific historical details are extremely dubious, but don't concern me because that's not why I use it.

As for the Book of Revelations, it's obviously not "fact" because it does not purport to be an accounting of an historical event. Rather, it is simply a self-admitted (by the alleged author, John) imaginary vision and forecast of long distant future events.

Colorful stuff, but hardly something by which one should plan their life.

Though if anyone does wish to use any of the vivid imagery described in Revelations as a core part of their life philosophy, I say Go For It and of course Best of Luck.

 

[barman]

Besides Barman,

I think #293 on Scottie's list is:

Anyone who picks and chooses which parts of the Holy Bible
they wish to believe will be immediately deported, with only the time
sufficient for a bit of torture.

Well then, now we're down to less than 1% of the country's population, because it's a really rare duck who believes the Holy Bible to be utterly without error - both historically and spiritually.

 

[barman]

I believe that the Bible is God's word to mankind. Do I understand
all of it? Nope.

I believe most of the Bible speaks clearly and literally about historical and future events.

There are a few places where it is not clear to me whether or not an
event is literal or not. For example: The book of Revelation is a book
of John's visions. How much of these visions speak of future events
I'm not sure. I honestly haven't studied it as much as I'd like.

In Genesis, does God speak in terms of creation in 6 literal days, or
6 eras. I'm not sure...

Do I believe that Jesus was God's son, born of a virgin, who was
crucified by the Jews/Romans, and rose again. Yes.

I hope that answers your question?

So you honestly believe that "Jonah" spent three days in the belly of a whale?

And that mankind is less than 7000 years on earth?

 

[barman]

I would have the military start in the farest point north east and have them link up with the state police and police and sheriffs from town to town city to city...county to county... state to state and work their way right accross america all the way down to florida accross to texas all the way over to califorina...and any man woman or child that wasnt a usa citizen would be deported back to the country they came from. AND ANY ONE HELPING OR HIDING OR HINDERING THE OPERATION WOULD BE SENT TO TENT CITY IN ARIZONA TILL DEPORTED.

What about all the hundreds of thousands of military personnel, police and sheriffs' offices who themselves are subject to Deportation under your Final Solution?

!~~~!

 

[festeringZit]

So you honestly believe that "Jonah" spent three days in the belly of a whale?

And that mankind is less than 7000 years on earth?

I do believe the Jonah story to be literal.

7000 years for mankind on earth sounds about right...

 

[DeathEatsaCracker]

youre an idiot, same god

Same god....with schizophrenia?

 

[DeathEatsaCracker]

Why even bother quoting or referring to any of the New or Old
Testament if you're going to conclude it's fiction anyway?

I know... you just want to pick out the parts that give you nice
warm fuzzies inside. I wish I could do that to, but I don't think
it works that way.

Oh, so you would sell your daughter into slavery?

I guess you've never worked on the sabbath either?

 

[DeathEatsaCracker]

So you honestly believe that "Jonah" spent three days in the belly of a whale?

And that mankind is less than 7000 years on earth?

Remember, he believes in a talking donkey. Pretty much everything else seems reasonable by comparison.

 

[ScottL]

Maybe that's where he gets his info.

 

[festeringZit]

Remember, he believes in a talking donkey. Pretty much everything else seems reasonable by comparison.

And you believe that mankind evolved from swamp goo.

What's your point?

Seems to me like you are obsessed with ridiculing me, and my faith -
if that's what gets your rocks off, have at it.

 

[DeathEatsaCracker]

Honest question. Do you work on the Sabbath?

The bible seems pretty clear what should happen to those who do.

 

[beammeupscotty]

What about all the hundreds of thousands of military personnel, police and sheriffs' offices who themselves are subject to Deportation under your Final Solution?

!~~~!

First off I think you are way off on your assumption that there would be that many that would oppose my changes...in fact i say they would jump on the bandwagon and welcomne the changes...in fact they would praise the LOrd...they would be so happy for it...they see the bullshit and crap and evil these fucking no good for nothing foreigners do here in the usa...you go to there godamn country and pull the shit they do here over there and see what the fuck happens to you...by the way i am starting to think you are a real dumbass.

 

[festeringZit]

Honest question. Do you work on the Sabbath?

The bible seems pretty clear what should happen to those who do.

Your misguided questions show that you have fundamental
misunderstandings of Christianity and the Bible.

Since you present yourself as being so enlightened, I have two
prerequisite questions that are pertinent before I answer your
question.

#1. Define the Sabbath

#2. Since your so clear on the consequences of a Christian working
on the Sabbath, please tell me what those consequences are, and
what Scripture text you use for your "clear" understanding

Since this is so "clear" to you, I expect that I won't have to wait long
for an answer.

@)

 

[barman]

And you believe that mankind evolved from swamp goo.

Or from the 'dust of the earth' (dry swamp goo)

Let's not get started on where women came from.....

 

[barman]

First off I think you are way off on your assumption that there would be that many that would oppose my changes...

No, no. It's not that they would neccesarily oppose your Smart Thinking Plans, but rather that so many of them (police and military) would themselves be slotted for deportation on at least a few of the long list of Offenses you've included in this Thread so far.

 

[DeathEatsaCracker]

Your misguided questions show that you have fundamental
misunderstandings of Christianity and the Bible.

Since you present yourself as being so enlightened, I have two
prerequisite questions that are pertinent before I answer your
question.

#1. Define the Sabbath

#2. Since your so clear on the consequences of a Christian working
on the Sabbath, please tell me what those consequences are, and
what Scripture text you use for your "clear" understanding

Since this is so "clear" to you, I expect that I won't have to wait long
for an answer.

@)

I'm interested in how you spin this.

Exodus 35:2 (King James Version)


<SUP class=versenum id=en-KJV-2534 value="2">2</SUP>Six days shall work be done, but on the seventh day there shall be to you an holy day, a sabbath of rest to the LORD: whosoever doeth work therein shall be put to death.

 

[ScottL]

First off I think you are way off on your assumption that there would be that many that would oppose my changes

What "many?" There wouldn't be anyone left, and you probably would have deported yourself a dozen times.

by the way i am starting to think you are a real dumbass.

Most of us discovered that about you a second after you hit the 'Submit' button on your first post.