Things that Piss me off...and i would put a stop to...if God would put me in charge.

[barman]

COVER IT, I'm pretty sure that BEAM has written off the entire population of California

 

[ElTaino]

BEAM ME's age

Under 25 (-180)
Over 25 (+140)

thats some heavy juice barman. the barbook is going to make a killing. although you can really come up if you make it 25.5 in case he is 25

 

[ElTaino]

COVER IT, I'm pretty sure that BEAM has written off the entire population of California

and florida! see you in the bahamas barman

 

[barman]

thats some heavy juice barman. the barbook is going to make a killing. although you can really come up if you make it 25.5 in case he is 25

Ties Lose at the Bar n Grill mythical sportsbook

 

[beammeupscotty]

40. Prayer to God would be allowed back in schools.

 

[barman]

Which God?

 

[beammeupscotty]

which god?

there is no need of answering your question...you would have been deported so you wouldnt be asking me that question at any point in time.

 

[beammeupscotty]

and if you did...you would get deported.

 

[festeringZit]

and if you did...you would get deported.

rofl

 

[ElTaino]

what part of the US would the 3% of the population live in if you had to set aside a portion of the US for the 97% of the population that is bannished?

 

[Jack Herer]

what part of the US would the 3% of the population live in if you had to set aside a portion of the US for the 97% of the population that is bannished?

scotty chose Hawaii. Beautiful place plus it would be much easier to keep the rest of the scum out.

 

[ElTaino]

scotty chose Hawaii. Beautiful place plus it would be much easier to keep the rest of the scum out.

i've lived in hawaii, tons of scum already there. good luck getting rid of those stubborn bastards

also, they would have to trade with the "deported" or face the brutal reality of eating nothing but pineapple, kalua pig (cooked under ground), and spam

 

[COVERIT!]

COVER IT, I'm pretty sure that BEAM has written off the entire population of California

Crap! I was diggin' the new world order. Oh well.

 

[beammeupscotty]

41. To be and remain a citizen of the usa...you would have to swear an oath to your country and the God of the Holy Bible...you dont have to go to church or pray or be a christian...but you cant be anything else...for example...if you are a buddeist...then you need to go to fucking china and be a real buddeist...if you think cows are sacred...you need to go back to fucking india and worship your cows....but none of that heathen crap here in usa no more....I WOULD DEPORT EVERY MAN WOMAN AND CHILD THAT DID NOT REPENT AND SWEAR TO THE USA AND THE GOD OF THE HOLY BIBLE.

 

[barman]

Which God of the Holy Bible?

 

[beammeupscotty]

Which God of the Holy Bible?

Have you ever read the Holy Bible

yes or no

 

[beammeupscotty]

42. There would be no more putting your mother and your father in a nursing home...it would be law that they would stay with their children and their children would be required to take care of them.

 

[Willie99]

I would eliminate lying and liars. Any politician and any member of the enabling media that distorts the truth gets beheaded.

That'll stop the bullshit and fast.

 

[beammeupscotty]

43. The land that was left after the deportation of those who could not or would not stay...would be divided up and given to those whose could and would stay...and by law could never ever be sold or anything borrowed against it...but must be handed down from generation to generation equally to their children. There fore americans would always no matter what have a place of their own to live.

 

[barman]

Have you ever read the Holy Bible

yes or no

Of course.

There's the God who is one really self-centered, insecure meglomaniac type and is all about swallowing up humans in earthquakes, drowning babies in giant floods and of course sending plagues of locusts, frogs and rivers of blood down on Egyptians for their worshiping the Sun.

And then there's the all loving, all forgiving God of the New Testament who hangs out with prostitutes, thieves, poor people and other sinners.

I don't want to fuck this up and sign up with the wrong one.