The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

When it rains, it pours.
The Royals run line last night at Chicago against the White Sox was set up for the win leading 4-2 as they headed to the bottom of the 8th.
That is when KC reliever Hunter Harvey, coming off 4 straight outings of shutout baseball, gives up a pair of singles and an RBI ground out for the 4-3 loser.
I said in my analysis the White Sox would not score more than 3 runs in the game and I was right. Just shocked the Royals offense could only muster 4!!!!!
Back to the drawing board today as I come right back with another 50 dimer and look to close this month with a winner.
it's a matinee matchup at 2:10 EST between the Braves and Brewers.
Let's go.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Back to the drawing board today as I come right back with another 50 dimer and look to close this month with a winner.

He looks to close this month a winner but doesn't mention he lost 10,000 Monopoly dollars this month.
Fucking clown!
Like winning the last day of the month means jack shit to any client that followed him this month.

 

[finman13]

Well, Lang's nipples get erect when he just sees Chris Sale's name. Could he be on the Braves or is he mad at Chris?

 

[Buckeyefan80]

Gotta be Braves. Lower ERA with Sale.

 

[savage1]

In a perfect world, respectable and honest handicappers would be able to band together and force Lang to change his dishonest and

reprehensible ways to acceptable ones or be gone!!

I mean let's face it-Lang and slime like him are a big reason that handicappers for the most part are viewed with skepticism, doubts, scorn,

derision and lots of other appropriate terms!!

Getting rid of Lang or forcing him to comply with some basics of how he runs his service would certainly help to remove some of the stench

that surrounds the industry!!

 

[sniperpicks]

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fade has




Bottom 2nd inning

 

[sniperpicks]

He will claim genius and a W but if you faded his Cris Sale tout and took first 5 with brewers +1/2 you win

I didn’t do it. Was in a hurry

Many times when he boasts a P. The guy shits bed first 5 innings

SALE won’t get a W today

 

[Buckeyefan80]

Cubs have lower ERA…

 

[sniperpicks]

Shocked he didn’t take NFL.

it’s the best seller on board tonight

 

[carlitosway]

Cubs have lower ERA…

But Gray is the better pitcher IMO and Cards the better team. Not that easy of a read and I'm also shocked he didn't pick the NFL game.

 

[Buckeyefan80]

But Gray is the better pitcher IMO and Cards the better team. Not that easy of a read and I'm also shocked he didn't pick the NFL game.

When it comes to Lang it doesn’t matter who the better pitcher or team is. 99% of the time it’s the lower ERA.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2024 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 3,009 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $30,090 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$32,085)

PAID PICKS: 91-112-1 / 44.8%

-Lang by Month-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 14-17 -450 DIMES
JUN: 12-15 -676 DIMES
JUL: 10-17 -936.75 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/26 to 1/1, (4W-3L) +117.5 DIMES (0W-1L -165 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/1)
WEEK 01: 1/2 to 1/8, (3W-4L) -272.5 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/9 to 1/15, (6W-1L) +565 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/16 to 1/22, (1W-6L) -577.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/23 to 1/29, (3W-4L) +59 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/30 to 2/5, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/6 to 2/12, (3W-4L) +10 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/13 to 2/19, (4W-3L) -81.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/20 to 2/26, (4W-2L-1P) +208 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/27 to 3/4, (5W-2L) +222.5 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/5 to 3/11, (3W-4L) -322.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/12 to 3/18, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/19 to 3/25, (3W-4L) -220 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/26 to 4/1, (3W-4L) -15.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/2 to 4/8, (5W-2L) +444 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/9 to 4/15, (1W-6L) -277.25 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/16 to 4/22, (3W-3L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/23 to 4/29, (3W-4L) -13.5 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/30 to 5/6, (3W-4L) -117.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/7 to 5/13, (2W-5L) -290 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/14 to 5/20, (3W-4L) -210 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/21 to 5/27, (4W-3L) +95 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/28 to 6/3, (2W-4L) -332.5 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/4 to 6/10, (3W-3L) +69 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/11 to 6/17, (0W-6L) -832.5 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/18 to 6/24, (5W-2L) +102.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/25 to 7/1, (5W-2L) +245 DIMES
WEEK 27: 7/2 to 7/8, (1W-6L) -495 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/9 to 7/15, (2W-4L) -272.5 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/16 to 7/22, (3W-1L) +192.5 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/23 to 7/29, (2W-5L) -426.25 DIMES
WEEK 31: 7/30 to 8/5, (1W-1L) -10 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2024)

21-37, -1,850.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-1
150 DIME: 1-2
100 DIME: 2-9
75 DIME: 3-10
60 DIME: 0-3
50 DIME: 14-12

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 11+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 13,780.75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $137,807.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x12 = -$161,747.5)

-Lang Past 11+ Years-
2024: NEGATIVE 3,009 DIMES (01/01/24 to 07/31/24)
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Needed to close out July with a winner and turned to the Braves and Chris Sale to do it and they came through with the 6-2 win.
Sale gave up 2 in the bottom of the first and that was all Milwaukee would get as Atlanta took care of business against Freddie Peralta and a faulty Brewer bullpen.
Much needed win but have to get off to a hot start here in August.
Nobody on this planet knows how important a winning August is heading into the start of football.
Arguably the most important bankroll building month of the entire year.
Now let's bang home this 75 dime up the ante winner and get August off to a winning start.
Let's go.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Needed to close out July with a winner and turned to the Braves and Chris Sale to do it and they came through with the 6-2 win.
Much needed win but have to get off to a hot start here in August.

Scammer Lang logic.... I just lost another 936.75 Dimes ($9,376.5) in the month of July but hey, at least I won the last game of the month and that's really all that matters. Because now I can take all the momentum of that 1 win and get HOT here in August, the most IMPORTANT MONTH OF THE YEAR!!! Even though my clients are down $30,000 so far this year, NOW is the time we build the Football Bankroll. I feel good, really good about this. Forget the $30,000 down the toilet, now is the time to hop on board the Lang train because we are headed right down Main street and things are looking GREAT! My 75 Dimers in MLB are 3-10 this season, but I would never tell you that, so let's BANG home this play tonight and that would make it 2 in a row and the HOT streak continues... LET'S FUCKING GO!

 

[texancrusher]

So is this thread to monitor his picks after the fact or does someone post his play before the game starts?

 

[carlitosway]

When it comes to Lang it doesn’t matter who the better pitcher or team is. 99% of the time it’s the lower ERA.

Nonsense... 99%. Disagree.

 

[carlitosway]

So is this thread to monitor his picks after the fact or does someone post his play before the game starts?

Scroll, read and figure it out pal.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

So is this thread to monitor his picks after the fact or does someone post his play before the game starts?

It's a tracking thread.
Sometimes plays get posted before games, sometimes they don't.
If you have to have the plays beforehand, Sniper has a buy group, but it will cost you a few bucks.
Otherwise you have to wait and see if someone posts.