The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[finman13]

Yep, when I saw 1st half play, that sure changes things. He wants no part of the 2 closers for the mavs.

 

[RidgeRider]

When you basically count a rain out as a winning day and put the results in green instead of red or brown or purple. Lol
How about Lang's reasoning to take the Celtics in the 1st half? He's picking Boston because "Mavs, coming off this long layoff". The only problem with his reasoning is Boston has had a longer layoff since they won the Eastern Conference Final 3 days earlier than the Mavericks. You can't make stupid up!!!

 

[carlitosway]

Good luck gentlemen


The Pick: My 150 Dime winner is the Boston Celtics 1st Half.


The Line: The current line is a -3 1/2 in Vegas and offshore as of 8:45 am EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.



My Analysis

The home team sends an early message in the first 24 minutes.

When these two met in the regular season both teams were at full strength and the Celtics dominated both meetings.

On January 22nd in Dallas the Celtics were laying -2 1/2 and courtesy of a 41 point 2nd quarter led 65-59 at the half and cruised to the 119-110 win.

The 2nd meeting on March 1st in Boston saw the Celtics once again jump out to a 6-point lead after the 1st quarter.

They stretched it to as many as 12 in the 2nd quarter before settling on the 66-59 halftime lead.

Now the all important game 1.

We know Jason Kidd got the monkey off his back finally winning a game one in the T' Wolves series, so it begs the question can he win a game one in the finals.

Considering Kyrie's failures against the Celtics and the home court advantage in game one and the Dallas Mavs regular season failures, I love the Celtics in the 1st half.

I will force the Mavs, coming off this long layoff, to be able to find it, on the road, in a hostile environment and match Boston in the 1st 24 minutes.

They couldn't do it at full strength in the regular season and I don't see them doing it here.

Let's call for the Celtics to win the first half by 8-points or more tonight.

Thanks Steve didn't see that pick coming at all.

 

[carlitosway]

Easy to say LET'S GO BIG in game 1 when your bankroll is a never ending supply of fake cash and you never acknowledge how much you are actually down.

Lang down $7,500 in baseball and $5,000 in the NBA but fuck it, Let's go big!

Just more

Endless supply for the Langer. Money management? No worries!

 

[seth]

Hahaha the rain out bet is in green to make it look like it won

 

[sniperpicks]

Clev up 3-1 he going to claim that from yesterday ?

 

[nbalongdistance3]

Clev up 3-1 he going to claim that from yesterday ?

KC 3 CLE 3

 

[sniperpicks]

He lost. LOL

 

[RidgeRider]

Last time Lang had a rainout game he claimed the next day after the game won it would count as a winner. I'm guessing because he's a complete scammer the game that got rained out yesterday that lost today will be reported as a no play.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Last time Lang had a rainout game he claimed the next day after the game won it would count as a winner. I'm guessing because he's a complete scammer the game that got rained out yesterday that lost today will be reported as a no play.

Same pitchers went the first time but the odds changed and Lang kept the previous days odds like the game carried over or some shit.
I graded it as a no play. He graded it as a win for him. Books don't carry games over in a rainout. Players are refunded and need to place a new wager next day if they wanna still bet the game. Lang trying to scam and keep the better odds.

This time different pitchers went than what he handicapped yesterday, so it is definitely a NO PLAY.

 

[RidgeRider]

Tonight we get a 60 dime, "Money Move" from Brando. What the hell is a money move? Because he's gotten his teeth kicked in going 1-11 on the season so far in picking baseball games near pick em this has to be a lay 1.5 run game. I'm betting he'll give out either St Louis or Houston.

 

[FOProjections]

It’s Red Sox at White Sox.

it almost 1000% has to be Red Sox. Lang knows nothing about Crochett or the Red Sox are decimated by injuries but looks at the records and that’s gotta be where dart throw ends up.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2024 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,504.25 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $15,042.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$17,037.5)

PAID PICKS: 70-83-1 / 45.7%

-Lang by Month-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 14-17 -450 DIMES
JUN: 1-3 -110 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/26 to 1/1, (4W-3L) +117.5 DIMES (0W-1L -165 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/1)
WEEK 01: 1/2 to 1/8, (3W-4L) -272.5 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/9 to 1/15, (6W-1L) +565 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/16 to 1/22, (1W-6L) -577.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/23 to 1/29, (3W-4L) +59 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/30 to 2/5, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/6 to 2/12, (3W-4L) +10 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/13 to 2/19, (4W-3L) -81.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/20 to 2/26, (4W-2L-1P) +208 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/27 to 3/4, (5W-2L) +222.5 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/5 to 3/11, (3W-4L) -322.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/12 to 3/18, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/19 to 3/25, (3W-4L) -220 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/26 to 4/1, (3W-4L) -15.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/2 to 4/8, (5W-2L) +444 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/9 to 4/15, (1W-6L) -277.25 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/16 to 4/22, (3W-3L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/23 to 4/29, (3W-4L) -13.5 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/30 to 5/6, (3W-4L) -117.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/7 to 5/13, (2W-5L) -290 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/14 to 5/20, (3W-4L) -210 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/21 to 5/27, (4W-3L) +95 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/28 to 6/3, (2W-4L) -332.5 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/4 to 6/10, (1W-1L) +75 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

11-11, -87 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-2
80 DIME: 1-1
75 DIME: 4-0
60 DIME: 1-2
50 DIME: 1-3
40 DIME: 4-3

NBA PLAYOFFS (2023-'24)

20-22, -335 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-2
150 DIME: 4-3
100 DIME: 4-4
75 DIME: 9-8
50 DIME: 2-5

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2024)

1-11, -747.75 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-2
75 DIME: 0-2
60 DIME: 0-2
50 DIME: 1-5

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 11+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 12,278.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $122,785 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x12 = -$146,725)

-Lang Past 11+ Years-
2024: NEGATIVE 1,504.25 DIMES (01/01/24 to 06/06/24)
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well you just wish they were all that easy.
I said in my breakdown of my 150 dimer on the Celtics 1st half (-3 1/2) that they would send an early message in the 1st 24 minutes.
Up 17 at the end of the 1st quarter 37-20, they stretched it to 29 in the 2nd before settling on the 63-42 halftime lead.
Laying 3 1/2 and winning the first 24 minutes by 21, I would say they sent a message.
Now we have 2 days before game 2 on Sunday so it's imperative I get my shit together in baseball and reel off a pair of winning days.
Listen, there is a long way to go this summer and a lot of ground to make up and trust me, nobody knows that better than me.
So I say to you again, I need to put together 2 straight winning days in baseball.
Winner #1 goes tonight.
Let's go

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Listen, there is a long way to go this summer and a lot of ground to make up and trust me, nobody knows that better than me.

A lot of bad picks to be made and a lot of chasing to be done.

 

[tampasports]

Chicago white sox are on a fourteen game losing streak

 

[finman13]

Chicago white sox are on a fourteen game losing streak

Doesn't mean they will lose the rest of their games

 

[finman13]

Listen, there is a long way to go this summer and a lot of ground to make up and trust me, nobody knows that better than me.

A lot of bad picks to be made and a lot of chasing to be done.

Nobody knows it better than you except Pimpy because you steal and cheat dimes because you're a piece of shit. However, perhaps you are coherent enough to know you lose year after year. What'd sad is , you let a few people pump you up like you are the world's greatest. No wonder you are ostracized by your family.