The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[FOProjections]

This dumbass may or may not win today but we are in for a huge MLB summer

 

[sniperpicks]

He got his ass in a sling again 5-1

 

[proanalyser]

Gavin Sheets' first career grand slam (7) | 06/08/2024

Gavin Sheets belts his first career grand slam to right field, giving the White Sox a 5-1 lead in the bottom of the 5th inning

www.mlb.com

 

[lastguyoffthabench]

I'm actually gonna hedge this one bc I can get a 1 run win at +1000. I've wasted $25 on worse

 

[sniperpicks]

bingo

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang giving out 100 Dime, -155, Run Line losers now.

Can't wait to see the bullshit line they grade this one at.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

So pissed I couldn't follow up Thursday's 150 dime winner on the Celtics 1st half with a winner Friday night but shitty pitchers put up shitty results.
Today will be a different story.
I have a 100 dimer in play and it's a game I love.
Saturday's for the most part have been a money making day for me all year long and today will be no exception..
I just seem to win more Saturday's than I lose and today will be another winning day.
Ultra rare 100 dime baseball play goes today. It's a blowout. It's a winner.

No wonder that guy pissed on Lang's head.
He also has a very punchable face.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

And I have my answer...

 

[lastguyoffthabench]

Comically bad

 

[proanalyser]

1-13

 

[savage1]

As I said so rightfully this week, one of Lang's biggest problems is that he is usually a day early or a day late with his picks.
Yesterday and today are a classic example.
Where was Lang during the fourteen-game losing strike of Chicago??
I didn't notice he was on them for those games!!
So all of a sudden after the Red Sox crushed Chicago 14-2 on Thursday, Lang decides now is the time to finally jump in and bet against them.
So what happens, not surprisingly, the White Sox finally win and break the losing streak.
Then Lang decides it was a fluke and there is no way Chicago wins two in a row and they do!!
I mean no matter how much of a loser he is, to step in at the precise team and bet against them for both games and lose, is beyond pretty bad and tough to do!!
I wonder if he will come back with the Red Sox again tomorrow and if they win tell us what a great call it was on his part!!
Stay tuned!! lol

 

[proanalyser]

Will bet against Irving (has lost 12 straight vs Boston) but Dallas 3-0 in gm 2's in playoffs, Boston 1-2 in gm 2's.

 

[finman13]

On your way to an historic season pube head. Just take it up the ass from some heroin addicted tranny and then go pass out wherever you keel over.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang will be on the Celtics again tomorrow.
He will either repeat the same 1st half play or he will look at the blowout from game one and feel safe backing Boston for the full game.

About 30 seconds is all the effort he will put into it. Probably, most definitely will be another 150 Dimer so he can market it as 150 Dimer #2 in a row,

He will not mention his Boston Red Sox loser because that would be bad for business.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2024 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,713.25 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $17,132.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$19,127.5)

PAID PICKS: 70-85-1 / 45.1%

-Lang by Month-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 14-17 -450 DIMES
JUN: 1-5 -316 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/26 to 1/1, (4W-3L) +117.5 DIMES (0W-1L -165 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/1)
WEEK 01: 1/2 to 1/8, (3W-4L) -272.5 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/9 to 1/15, (6W-1L) +565 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/16 to 1/22, (1W-6L) -577.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/23 to 1/29, (3W-4L) +59 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/30 to 2/5, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/6 to 2/12, (3W-4L) +10 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/13 to 2/19, (4W-3L) -81.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/20 to 2/26, (4W-2L-1P) +208 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/27 to 3/4, (5W-2L) +222.5 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/5 to 3/11, (3W-4L) -322.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/12 to 3/18, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/19 to 3/25, (3W-4L) -220 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/26 to 4/1, (3W-4L) -15.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/2 to 4/8, (5W-2L) +444 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/9 to 4/15, (1W-6L) -277.25 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/16 to 4/22, (3W-3L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/23 to 4/29, (3W-4L) -13.5 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/30 to 5/6, (3W-4L) -117.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/7 to 5/13, (2W-5L) -290 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/14 to 5/20, (3W-4L) -210 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/21 to 5/27, (4W-3L) +95 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/28 to 6/3, (2W-4L) -332.5 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/4 to 6/10, (1W-3L) -131 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

11-11, -87 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-2
80 DIME: 1-1
75 DIME: 4-0
60 DIME: 1-2
50 DIME: 1-3
40 DIME: 4-3

NBA PLAYOFFS (2023-'24)

20-22, -335 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-2
150 DIME: 4-3
100 DIME: 4-4
75 DIME: 9-8
50 DIME: 2-5

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2024)

1-13, -953.75 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-3
75 DIME: 0-2
60 DIME: 0-3
50 DIME: 1-5

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 11+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 12,484.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $124,845 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x12 = -$148,785)

-Lang Past 11+ Years-
2024: NEGATIVE 1,713.25 DIMES (01/01/24 to 06/08/24)
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[FOProjections]

It’s 100% going to be Celtics for 150 Dimes so he can say “2 in a row”

 

[carlitosway]

As I said so rightfully this week, one of Lang's biggest problems is that he is usually a day early or a day late with his picks.
Yesterday and today are a classic example.
Where was Lang during the fourteen-game losing strike of Chicago??
I didn't notice he was on them for those games!!
So all of a sudden after the Red Sox crushed Chicago 14-2 on Thursday, Lang decides now is the time to finally jump in and bet against them.
So what happens, not surprisingly, the White Sox finally win and break the losing streak.
Then Lang decides it was a fluke and there is no way Chicago wins two in a row and they do!!
I mean no matter how much of a loser he is, to step in at the precise team and bet against them for both games and lose, is beyond pretty bad and tough to do!!
I wonder if he will come back with the Red Sox again tomorrow and if they win tell us what a great call it was on his part!!
Stay tuned!! lol

These guys were part of Lang's VIP exclusive client list and have run out of time, money and/or freedom. #suckas4ever.

 

[finman13]

Well of course it's an up your ass and to the left monopoly money 150 dimer. I agree with you guys that it's likely the Celtics. No mention of the red Sox fist fucking Lang again. Time to move on. 17k in the hole, but it's okay folks because....

MONEY MANAGEMENT + DISCIPLINE = LOSING YEARS