The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[sniperpicks]

SO

went back to reread his writeup, he crows hard for LUGO and his massive stats on the road and says he will dominate

AGAIN ................ you dumbass , MLB these days an ACE is pulled after 6 or 7 at best usually earlier

SO ............ if your pants are tight over LUGO bet him first 5 , why leave 3-4 innings to X guy out of the pen?

Conclusion ................ LANG wants sales , not W , so he sells what sells in his mind, most guys cant or wont bet first 5 , so clown sells whole game play and eats his 11th shit samitch in 12 mlb plays he sold

 

[The_Sheriff]

Yet another day without the association, so a guaranteed MLB play with a fade rate of over 90%
AKA The Salad Days

 

[finman13]

just sit back and enjoy the shit show that is Langatang.

 

[FOProjections]

Went back to KC and CLE. Two pitchers with good ERAs what will Lang do?!

 

[sniperpicks]

Lang shoulda took a early summer vacation, He halfway to China right now

 

[Buckeyefan80]

Went back to KC and CLE. Two pitchers with good ERAs what will Lang do?!

KC lost for him yesterday so he’ll probably be on Indians today.

 

[carlitosway]

KC lost for him yesterday so he’ll probably be on Indians today.

Tend to agree and lean with it but the Royals do have the better starting pitcher. Sandlin is a top reliever for them making the opening start.

 

[RidgeRider]

Usually when Lang loses 3 straight days picking the pitcher with the lower ERA he moves on to an UNDER on the game or a 1st 5 innings play. Figuring out what Lang is going to do is like trying to figure out what a 4 year old wants. It's not that hard to figure out. I personally don't know how Lang wakes up every morning at 6 AM before his caddy job and does his two minute handicap, write those shitty write ups why he lost the night before and decide on each days promotion when your getting your shit pushed in like a mack truck and not making even 50K a year anymore.

 

[finman13]

yep, the 2 starters have an era under 3 and the total is 8.5. smells of an under. thats all lang needs.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2024 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,654.25 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $16,542.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$18,537.5)

PAID PICKS: 69-83-1 / 45.3%

-Lang by Month-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 14-17 -450 DIMES
JUN: 0-3 -260 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/26 to 1/1, (4W-3L) +117.5 DIMES (0W-1L -165 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/1)
WEEK 01: 1/2 to 1/8, (3W-4L) -272.5 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/9 to 1/15, (6W-1L) +565 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/16 to 1/22, (1W-6L) -577.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/23 to 1/29, (3W-4L) +59 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/30 to 2/5, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/6 to 2/12, (3W-4L) +10 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/13 to 2/19, (4W-3L) -81.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/20 to 2/26, (4W-2L-1P) +208 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/27 to 3/4, (5W-2L) +222.5 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/5 to 3/11, (3W-4L) -322.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/12 to 3/18, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/19 to 3/25, (3W-4L) -220 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/26 to 4/1, (3W-4L) -15.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/2 to 4/8, (5W-2L) +444 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/9 to 4/15, (1W-6L) -277.25 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/16 to 4/22, (3W-3L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/23 to 4/29, (3W-4L) -13.5 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/30 to 5/6, (3W-4L) -117.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/7 to 5/13, (2W-5L) -290 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/14 to 5/20, (3W-4L) -210 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/21 to 5/27, (4W-3L) +95 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/28 to 6/3, (2W-4L) -332.5 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/4 to 6/10, (0W-1L) -75 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

11-11, -87 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-2
80 DIME: 1-1
75 DIME: 4-0
60 DIME: 1-2
50 DIME: 1-3
40 DIME: 4-3

NBA PLAYOFFS (2023-'24)

19-22, -485 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-2
150 DIME: 3-3
100 DIME: 4-4
75 DIME: 9-8
50 DIME: 2-5

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2024)

1-11, -747.75 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-2
75 DIME: 0-2
60 DIME: 0-2
50 DIME: 1-5

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 11+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 12,428.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $124,285 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x12 = -$148,225)

-Lang Past 11+ Years-
2024: NEGATIVE 1,654.25 DIMES (01/01/24 to 06/04/24)
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well, kept the steak going of backing red hot pitchers only to watch them pitch their worst game of the year.
Enter Seth Lugo.
Tied for the Major League lead with wins!! Leads all of baseball with a 1.91 ERA. He won all 6 of his road starts this year.
Take that, stake him to a 5-0 lead and ladies and gentleman, we have ourselves a winner!!!!!
Nope.
Over the next 3 innings he gives up 5 runs, the most he has given up all year and it all leads to a Royals loss 8-5.
Can't make this up. You just can't.
Now on to Wednesday.
NBA finals will tip off on Thursday.
I would like nothing better than to post a winning day heading into game one.
Let's go,

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Kansas City @ Cleveland has been Postponed.

Hey Lang, you didn't lose today, lol.

 

[lastguyoffthabench]

Lang still probably found a way to lose today.

Let me get ummm, 25 dimes on game to not be postponed (-1000) odds.

 

[finman13]

Link won't have to dig herself out of a ditch tonight. Game postponed. Sigh of relief for her.

 

[finman13]

Lang passing up 6.5 on the mavs after Luka gets all this rest will be hard for it to resist.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well, here we go. Game 1.
Can the Mavs and more importantly Kyrie Irving slay the demons of being 0-10 against the Celtics since he left?
Or do the Celtics pick up right where they left off after winning both regular season meetings easily???
I will say one thing for sure, it's going to be a fun series.
For me, there is one sure fire play I love and it's the first half play between these two.
I came with a 75 dime first half play on the Minnesota T Wolves in the first half of game 2 and they flat out got it done jumping out to a 12-point lead at the half.
In my analysis I said they would come out with energy and dominate the first 24 minutes and they did just that.
Now the 2nd half was a different story but the fact still remained, the first half play was easy money and it will be easy money again tonight.
Time to roll out this game one winner and get these finals started 1-0..
Let's go.

 

[steve021]

Good luck gentlemen


The Pick: My 150 Dime winner is the Boston Celtics 1st Half.


The Line: The current line is a -3 1/2 in Vegas and offshore as of 8:45 am EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.



My Analysis

The home team sends an early message in the first 24 minutes.

When these two met in the regular season both teams were at full strength and the Celtics dominated both meetings.

On January 22nd in Dallas the Celtics were laying -2 1/2 and courtesy of a 41 point 2nd quarter led 65-59 at the half and cruised to the 119-110 win.

The 2nd meeting on March 1st in Boston saw the Celtics once again jump out to a 6-point lead after the 1st quarter.

They stretched it to as many as 12 in the 2nd quarter before settling on the 66-59 halftime lead.

Now the all important game 1.

We know Jason Kidd got the monkey off his back finally winning a game one in the T' Wolves series, so it begs the question can he win a game one in the finals.

Considering Kyrie's failures against the Celtics and the home court advantage in game one and the Dallas Mavs regular season failures, I love the Celtics in the 1st half.

I will force the Mavs, coming off this long layoff, to be able to find it, on the road, in a hostile environment and match Boston in the 1st 24 minutes.

They couldn't do it at full strength in the regular season and I don't see them doing it here.

Let's call for the Celtics to win the first half by 8-points or more tonight.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Easy to say LET'S GO BIG in game 1 when your bankroll is a never ending supply of fake cash and you never acknowledge how much you are actually down.

Lang down $7,500 in baseball and $5,000 in the NBA but fuck it, Let's go big!

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