The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[FOProjections]

Well he’s on the game I thought he’d be on.

 

[proanalyser]

Important to build the bankroll into the NBA finals which will tip off on Thursday.
My last few baseball plays I have jump on some red hot pitchers only to sit back and watch them implode.
This game can't lose because I am backing the pitcher who I have not lost on this season.

 

[finman13]

No bankroll to build upon shit brick. You can't go to Vegas with your buddies to gamble and your bankroll is 15k in the red.
Hey honey, I'm going with the guys for a long weekend. How much should I use for my bankroll?
None, our bank account is drained and we have 15k in bills here on the table.

Oh, no worries. I'll just build upon that "bankroll"

 

[finman13]

I’m guessing we could see a 30 or 40 dime today. He has no fake streaks going with the larger plays. I’ll guess right now he’ll be on KC with Lugo on mound. Think that was his only MLB winner?

I'm sure you are right.

 

[sniperpicks]

That kid from Pirates / Padres. Betting on mlb. Went like 1-23 on his 24 bets

He must of attended night college at LANG College and majored in MUSH with a 4.0

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2024 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,579.25 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $15,792.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$17,787.5)

PAID PICKS: 69-82-1 / 45.6%

-Lang by Month-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 14-17 -450 DIMES
JUN: 0-2 -185 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/26 to 1/1, (4W-3L) +117.5 DIMES (0W-1L -165 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/1)
WEEK 01: 1/2 to 1/8, (3W-4L) -272.5 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/9 to 1/15, (6W-1L) +565 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/16 to 1/22, (1W-6L) -577.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/23 to 1/29, (3W-4L) +59 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/30 to 2/5, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/6 to 2/12, (3W-4L) +10 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/13 to 2/19, (4W-3L) -81.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/20 to 2/26, (4W-2L-1P) +208 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/27 to 3/4, (5W-2L) +222.5 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/5 to 3/11, (3W-4L) -322.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/12 to 3/18, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/19 to 3/25, (3W-4L) -220 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/26 to 4/1, (3W-4L) -15.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/2 to 4/8, (5W-2L) +444 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/9 to 4/15, (1W-6L) -277.25 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/16 to 4/22, (3W-3L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/23 to 4/29, (3W-4L) -13.5 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/30 to 5/6, (3W-4L) -117.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/7 to 5/13, (2W-5L) -290 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/14 to 5/20, (3W-4L) -210 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/21 to 5/27, (4W-3L) +95 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/28 to 6/3, (2W-4L) -332.5 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

11-11, -87 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-2
80 DIME: 1-1
75 DIME: 4-0
60 DIME: 1-2
50 DIME: 1-3
40 DIME: 4-3

NBA PLAYOFFS (2023-'24)

19-22, -485 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-2
150 DIME: 3-3
100 DIME: 4-4
75 DIME: 9-8
50 DIME: 2-5

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2024)

1-10, -672.75 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-2
75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-2
50 DIME: 1-5

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 11+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 12,353.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $123,535 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x12 = -$147,475)

-Lang Past 11+ Years-
2024: NEGATIVE 1,579.25 DIMES (01/01/24 to 06/03/24)
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[proanalyser]

MLB's investigation found that Marcano lost every parlay involving the Pirates, and won only 4.3% of his MLB bets. Marcano denies that he compromised or manipulated the Pirates games he bet on, and MLB found no evidence to contradict that.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well, for the first time this year Mackenzie Gore gave up more than 3 earned runs in a game and wasted a 7-run offensive output by his offense in the 8-7 loss
He said after the game, "I just didn't execute. This one is going to be a tough pill to swallow."
No sh&t Sherlock.
My last few baseball plays I have jump on some red hot pitchers only to sit back and watch them implode.
Ben Brown on Sunday and now Gore on Monday.
Now on to Tuesday.
Big week this week.
Important to build the bankroll into the NBA finals which will tip off on Thursday.
I would like nothing better than to string together 2 straight winning days into game one.
In order to do that, you have to win the first day and that day is today.
Let's go,

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

My last few baseball plays I have jump on some red hot pitchers only to sit back and watch them implode.

Because you're a fucking MUSH!
I charged clown boy for a 60 dime loss on his 50 Dimer from yesterday graded at -120, even though he only charged himself 55 fake dimes.

 

[carlitosway]

Well, for the first time this year Mackenzie Gore gave up more than 3 earned runs in a game and wasted a 7-run offensive output by his offense in the 8-7 loss
He said after the game, "I just didn't execute. This one is going to be a tough pill to swallow."
No sh&t Sherlock.
My last few baseball plays I have jump on some red hot pitchers only to sit back and watch them implode.
Ben Brown on Sunday and now Gore on Monday.
Now on to Tuesday.
Big week this week.
Important to build the bankroll into the NBA finals which will tip off on Thursday.
I would like nothing better than to string together 2 straight winning days into game one.
In order to do that, you have to win the first day and that day is today.
Let's go,

He'll be on the Royals, riding Lugo again. My 2 cents.

 

[carlitosway]

My last few baseball plays I have jump on some red hot pitchers only to sit back and watch them implode.

Because you're a fucking MUSH!
I charged clown boy for a 60 dime loss on his 50 Dimer from yesterday graded at -120, even though he only charged himself 55 fake dimes.

 

[sniperpicks]

he has KC and was looking OK for a bit for LANG but now he upside down , top 8

 

[proanalyser]

Another pitcher implosion 5 runs in 6 inn. Lugo entered gm era less than 2. 1-11 that's not good. Even the coin is rigged.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang doing what Lang does best, taking it up the ass!

 

[carlitosway]

he has KC and was looking OK for a bit for LANG but now he upside down , top 8

 

[sniperpicks]

head to the windows fellas

in honor of our old pal Tuesday , and its a tuesday fade cash call

goof was up 5-0 and shoulda just played his ACE for first 5 , loses 8-5 , so he will blame bullpen and ignore his own stupidity for the millionth time

 

[carlitosway]

Lang doing what Lang does best, taking it up the ass!

HEY LANG have you ever had your shit pushed in?

 

[FOProjections]

Unreal he’s 1-11 in MLB so far. That’s incredible! What a run for the faders. His write up will be gold tomorrow.