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Yep. Couldn't think of any more bullshit to spew about all the losing. No suprise he's on the pacers.
 

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I will force the Bucks to show me they can rally.

Game One the Pacers were deer caught in the headlights, let Damian Lillard go off and got blown out

I had the Pacers in game one, got off them in game two and sat back and watched them do everything in the game that I handicapped them to do in game one.

I am back on them here for one very big reason: they are the better team.

The Bucks are banged up. The Bucks have been average at best on the road this year at 18-22 SU and 16-24 ATS.

These two teams have now played 7 times and the Pacers have won 5 of them.

And now you have Bobby Portis of the Bucks popping off at the mouth after the game 2 loss.

"I mean, just quite frankly, they're frontrunners bro. Y'all can just tweet that or whatever its is bro. W/hen the shit is going good ,they laughing, clapping and all that."

He finished by saying, "When it's going bad they say nothing. They game planned well give them credit. They won't be clapping Friday."

Ok, whatever Bobby.

Bottom line: They beat you soundly in game 2 and pretty much got any shot they wanted. I will be shocked if they don't beat the Bucks by double digits again tonight.

Lay it.
 

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LOSER LANG 2024 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 941.75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $9,417.5
(PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$11,412.5)

PAID PICKS: 52-61-1 / 46.0%

-Lang by Month-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 9-15 -72.25 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/26 to 1/1, (4W-3L) +117.5 DIMES (0W-1L -165 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/1)
WEEK 01: 1/2 to 1/8, (3W-4L) -272.5 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/9 to 1/15, (6W-1L) +565 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/16 to 1/22, (1W-6L) -577.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/23 to 1/29, (3W-4L) +59 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/30 to 2/5, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/6 to 2/12, (3W-4L) +10 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/13 to 2/19, (4W-3L) -81.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/20 to 2/26, (4W-2L-1P) +208 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/27 to 3/4, (5W-2L) +222.5 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/5 to 3/11, (3W-4L) -322.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/12 to 3/18, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/19 to 3/25, (3W-4L) -220 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/26 to 4/1, (3W-4L) -15.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/2 to 4/8, (5W-2L) +444 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/9 to 4/15, (1W-6L) -277.25 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/16 to 4/22, (3W-3L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/23 to 4/29, (0W-3L) -231 DIMES
 

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LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

11-11, -87 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-2
80 DIME: 1-1
75 DIME: 4-0
60 DIME: 1-2
50 DIME: 1-3
40 DIME: 4-3


NBA PLAYOFFS (2023-'24)

3-5, -140 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 1-0
100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 2-4


MLB REGULAR SEASON (2024)

0-6, -380.25 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-2
50 DIME: 0-3
 

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1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!


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-Lang Past 11+ Years-
2024: NEGATIVE 941.75 DIMES (01/01/24 to 04/25/24)
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)
 

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LANG'S PICK: INDIANA PACERS -6 1/2

It's all about another Friday, Saturday, Sunday 3-day run.
Those 3 days last week I went 3-0.
I feel good about this game 3 tonight between Indiana and the Bucks.
It's going to be a big weekend.
First things first, cash this 75 dimer Friday night and making it 7 of my last 11.
Let's go.
 

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It's all about another Friday, Saturday, Sunday 3-day run.
Those 3 days last week I went 3-0.


As it clearly shows in the Tale of the Tape, Last Sunday he lost 110 Dimes on the Pacers. He didn't have a 3-0 Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
So what the fuck is going on?

A) He's just dumb?
B) He's just flat out lying and doesn't give a shit?
C) He's sucked too much tranny dick and all that semen has clogged up his brain?
D) All of the above.
 

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It's all about another Friday, Saturday, Sunday 3-day run.
Those 3 days last week I went 3-0.


As it clearly shows in the Tale of the Tape, Last Sunday he lost 110 Dimes on the Pacers. He didn't have a 3-0 Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
So what the fuck is going on?

A) He's just dumb?
B) He's just flat out lying and doesn't give a shit?
C) He's sucked too much tranny dick and all that semen has clogged up his brain?
D) All of the above.
The answer is D
 

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I wonder if his daughter Ireland googles her dad and finds out truly how awful her father is?
 

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It's all about another Friday, Saturday, Sunday 3-day run.
Those 3 days last week I went 3-0.


As it clearly shows in the Tale of the Tape, Last Sunday he lost 110 Dimes on the Pacers. He didn't have a 3-0 Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
So what the fuck is going on?

A) He's just dumb?
B) He's just flat out lying and doesn't give a shit?
C) He's sucked too much tranny dick and all that semen has clogged up his brain?
D) All of the above.
TREMENDOUS RESPONSE!! lol
 

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Depression has set in. Very few words,not even a LFG.
 

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Bottom line: They beat you soundly in game 2 and pretty much got any shot they wanted. I will be shocked if they don't beat the Bucks by double digits again tonight.

Atta boy Lang, never change... you clueless fuck!

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Bucked up the ass again pro anus. When will you give up?
Hopefully never.
Time for the obligatory baseball bat up the ass pimpy.
 

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Lang snorting coke up 17 with the destitutes of Las Vegas after quarter one and then ram rodded. How proud his family must be.☺️
 

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One would think after all of these years of handicapping that Lang would have learned his lesson by now of not

switching back and forth based merely on what a team did in his last game,

More times than not if you do this, you get whiplashed as he did tonight and also in game 2!!
 

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In all of the many years I have been following handicappers/scamdicappers, which goes back to around the mid 70's or so when they started,

I have seen lots of terrible cappers!!

That said, I would be hard-pressed to find any worse than Lang not only with the picks themselves but with his amateur reasoning,

much of it very evident so far in the NBA playoffs so far this season!!

He relies only on one-sided trends and angles and never mentions those that don't back up his pick!!

As I mentioned earlier, he makes classic mistakes like playing musical chairs with his picks from one game to the next, based

only what happened in the previous game, a classic recipe for disaster!!

general makes too many rookie mistakes even though he has been doing this going back God knows how many years, 20, 25, 30, etc

I am sure Pimpy knows for sure!!

That's it from this observer!!
 

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