The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2024 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 875.75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $8,757.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$10,752.5)

PAID PICKS: 52-60-1 / 46.4%

-Lang by Month-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 9-14 -6.25 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/26 to 1/1, (4W-3L) +117.5 DIMES (0W-1L -165 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/1)
WEEK 01: 1/2 to 1/8, (3W-4L) -272.5 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/9 to 1/15, (6W-1L) +565 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/16 to 1/22, (1W-6L) -577.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/23 to 1/29, (3W-4L) +59 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/30 to 2/5, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/6 to 2/12, (3W-4L) +10 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/13 to 2/19, (4W-3L) -81.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/20 to 2/26, (4W-2L-1P) +208 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/27 to 3/4, (5W-2L) +222.5 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/5 to 3/11, (3W-4L) -322.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/12 to 3/18, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/19 to 3/25, (3W-4L) -220 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/26 to 4/1, (3W-4L) -15.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/2 to 4/8, (5W-2L) +444 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/9 to 4/15, (1W-6L) -277.25 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/16 to 4/22, (3W-3L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/23 to 4/29, (0W-2L) -165 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

11-11, -87 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-2
80 DIME: 1-1
75 DIME: 4-0
60 DIME: 1-2
50 DIME: 1-3
40 DIME: 4-3

NBA PLAYOFFS (2023-'24)

3-5, -140 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 1-0
100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 2-4

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2024)

0-5, -314.25 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 0-3

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 11+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 11,650 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $116,500 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x12 = -$140,440)

-Lang Past 11+ Years-
2024: NEGATIVE 875.75 DIMES (01/01/24 to 04/24/24)
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[RidgeRider]

After winning 4 in a row Lang has lost 4 in a row and not once was he even close to winning. Last night was the icing on the cake. Laying 14.5 points and losing by 10 OUTRIGHT!!! Maybe Lang needs to start handicapping hockey or woman's basketball because the NFL, College football, NBA, college basketball and baseball are lifetime documented losers.

Now 14 out of 18 losing months for Langer Banger!

 

[seth]

Lang loves to tell you when he picks an Underdog that wins outright, wonder if he'll mention his 15 point fav lost outright

That scam site still bragging about being up the last 26 days. Desperate for customers . Embarrassing

 

[steve021]

Happy Thursday gentlemen


The Pick: My 60 Dime winner is the Toronto Blue Jays.


The Line: The current line is a +105 in Vegas and offshore as of 9:45 am EST. Please specify only Berrios and Ragans at the time of wager. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.

 

[finman13]

well, it's a good thing all of Lang's "clients" bought the package exactly 26 days ago.

 

[RidgeRider]

As usual Lang goes with the team that has a pitcher with a lower ERA. His picks on baseball sides are so easy to see which side he'll choose. Then when it losses he says the obvious like they were due for a bad outing. No shit sherlock!

 

[carlitosway]

So what does Lang do now if he has a pick on the hame in Miami??

Does he go against the Celtics since they lost for him tonight or come back with them since they came through for him in game 1,

or not bet the game at all and/or pick another game if one is being played on that day??

The latter.

 

[carlitosway]

LANG'S PICK: BOSTON CELTICS -14 1/2

Day late and a dollar short.
The Pacers had lost 10 straight playoff games going back to 2018. I rode that streak to go to 11 in a row.
Problem is, everything I handicapped the Indiana Pacers to do in game one and they didn't, is exactly what they did in game two.
Oh, and everything I handicapped the Bucks to do in game one, they did in game two.
Only problem was, I flip flopped in a series where I should be 1-1 but instead I stand at 0-2 in the Pacers/Bucks series.
After 4 straight playoff winners highlighted by the 150 dime winner on Saturday, I have dropped 3 in a row.
Frustrating to say the least.
Here is where the bankroll stands:
$10 Bettor Up $4,137 last 25 days
Tonight is about 75 dime winner #7 of 10.
Let's go.

KERPLUNK! OUTRIGHT LOSER.

 

[carlitosway]

After winning 4 in a row Lang has lost 4 in a row and not once was he even close to winning. Last night was the icing on the cake. Laying 14.5 points and losing by 10 OUTRIGHT!!! Maybe Lang needs to start handicapping hockey or woman's basketball because the NFL, College football, NBA, college basketball and baseball are lifetime documented losers.

Now 14 out of 18 losing months for Langer Banger!

Consistent and steady loser. Like the stock market you'll make money in the long run.

 

[Typhoon]

60 DIME
- MLB -
UP THE ANTE
BANKROLL BUILDER

Toronto at Kansas City - 2:10 pm EST

Turd is on Blujays

 

[StackinGreen]

The easiest play on the board tonight is to lay the wood with the Boston boys.

Confirming why I gave you the moniker pro anal

Perfect name for a Langin'

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang gets fucked by the rain, lol.
Game is called and it's official.

 

[Buckeyefan80]

Who wants to bet lang claims the game doesn’t count bc it didn’t go the full 9? My book counted it as a win (thanks for another fade win lang) since it went the full 5, which is what most all books require to be counted.

 

[finman13]

2 runs in the first. Barrios was destined to regress to the mean. Pro anal takes it up the ass again.

 

[camp23]

Would of been sick if you faded and took first 5 and the game hahaha easiest wins ever

 

[steve021]

The Pick: My 75 Dime winner is the Indiana Pacers.


The Line: The current line is a -6 in Vegas and offshore as of 11:30 am EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.

 

[seth]

Scammer has nothing to say about last night, just talks about how he went 3-0 this time last week as if that's somehow relevant