The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2024 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,024.25 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $10,242.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$12,237.5)

PAID PICKS: 52-62-1 / 45.6%

-Lang by Month-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 9-16 -154.75 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/26 to 1/1, (4W-3L) +117.5 DIMES (0W-1L -165 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/1)
WEEK 01: 1/2 to 1/8, (3W-4L) -272.5 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/9 to 1/15, (6W-1L) +565 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/16 to 1/22, (1W-6L) -577.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/23 to 1/29, (3W-4L) +59 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/30 to 2/5, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/6 to 2/12, (3W-4L) +10 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/13 to 2/19, (4W-3L) -81.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/20 to 2/26, (4W-2L-1P) +208 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/27 to 3/4, (5W-2L) +222.5 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/5 to 3/11, (3W-4L) -322.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/12 to 3/18, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/19 to 3/25, (3W-4L) -220 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/26 to 4/1, (3W-4L) -15.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/2 to 4/8, (5W-2L) +444 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/9 to 4/15, (1W-6L) -277.25 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/16 to 4/22, (3W-3L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/23 to 4/29, (0W-4L) -313.5 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

11-11, -87 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-2
80 DIME: 1-1
75 DIME: 4-0
60 DIME: 1-2
50 DIME: 1-3
40 DIME: 4-3

NBA PLAYOFFS (2023-'24)

3-6, -222.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 1-0
100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 2-5

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2024)

0-6, -380.25 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-2
50 DIME: 0-3

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 11+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 11,798.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $117,985 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x12 = -$141,925)

-Lang Past 11+ Years-
2024: NEGATIVE 1,025.25 DIMES (01/01/24 to 04/26/24)
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well I guess at the end of the day the 75 dime Friday night winner should have been Indiana Pacers first quarter or Pacers first half.
I mean, 39-22 after the first quarter. We're talking 67-55 at the half.
But nope, I roll with Pacers for the game and wouldn't you know it, they blow the lead, go to OT and win by 3.
I guess I have no feel for that series afterall.
Just going to keep grinding. I'll get hot. Always do. Been doing this to long. It always turns back.
The 6-0 run to close out the college basketball season is far gone. I have got to get hot in the NBA Playoffs.
It's starts with this 100 dime winner on this Saturday card. Simple as that.
The time is now.

 

[steve021]

The Pick: My 100 Dime winner is the Orlando Magic.


The Line: The current line is a -2 in Vegas and offshore as of 8:10 am EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang going back to his bullshit line about how he will get hot, always does, lol.
And this will be just another losing year for him... always is.

 

[steve021]

My Analysis

Going to ride the home team.

In games one and two in Cleveland the Cavs were dominant in winning both and covering both.

Game one 97-83 and game two 96-86.

Two wins. Two covers.

Lost in shuffle of those two wins was the fact the Orlando Magic held the Cavs to less than 100 in both losses.

And what happened when the Magic came home to Disney World, they found their offense, their defense stayed the same and they got the game 3 blowout.

121-83.

I believe they will continue to find their offense at home and they will game 4 and even up this series.

The focus of their defense is to stop Donovan Mitchell. You do that, you beat the Cavs.

Games one and two he went off for 30 in game one, 23 in game two.

On the game 3 blowout loss, he missed 10 of 16 shots, scored 13 points.

He may be better today but at the end of the day, the Magic have been fantastic at home all year.

I'm talking 30-12 SU and a money making 28-13 ATS. Let's ride those numbers into the winners circle early today.

Magic win and cover and make this series 2-2.

 

[RidgeRider]

Remember when Lang used to talk about winning months? When your working on losing month 14 out of 18 you pretty much forget about that bullshit. I'll bet come September and October Lang is still making up stories about Ohtani's betting because the consistent losing so staggering.

 

[Typhoon]

100 DIME
- PLAYOFF -
BANKROLL BUILDER

Cleveland at Orlando - 1:00 pm EST

 

[Typhoon]

The Turd is on Orlando -2, posted in the service play forum

 

[sniperpicks]

Imagine being a heart surgeon and 6 patients in a row die on the table

Or a prosecutor lawyer who loses 6 cases in a row

Airline pilot who screws up 6 landings in a row

Shit. If Lang messed up 6 Uber eats in a row he fired

 

[finman13]

Damn he's on orlando. I hope this time he's right.

 

[proanalyser]

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2024 0-6, -380.25 Dimes

 

[RidgeRider]

For record keeping purposes the line was Orlando -2.5 all morning not -2. If Orlando happens to win by 2 let's see if he tries to claim a push.

 

[Buckeyefan80]

The Turd is on Orlando -2, posted in the service play forum

Was posted in this forum 2 hours prior to this post as well.

 

[Typhoon]

Was posted in this forum 2 hours prior to this post as well.

and ?

 

[Typhoon]

100 DIME
- PLAYOFF -
BANKROLL BUILDER
#2 IN A ROW

Minnesota at Phoenix - 9:30 pm EST

 

[seth]

Magic (-2) by 23 over Cavs

how he can brag about that after being humiliated the previous 6 days shows what a scamming pos he is

 

[steve021]

The Pick: My 100 Dime winner is the Minnesota Timberwolves.


The Line: The current line is a -1 1/2 in Vegas and offshore as of 9:00 am EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.

 

[proanalyser]

Magic (-2) by 23 over Cavs

how he can brag about that after being humiliated the previous 6 days shows what a scamming pos he is

The 2-0 weekend sweep will be just what the doctor ordered heading into next week.
Friday doesn't count as the weekend when the game loses,only when it wins.