The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[seth]

Lang with his 20 year old photo is bragging they won outright. Seeing as he's too gutless to ever give a dog on the ML it's utterly irrelevant

Purdue Fort Wayne (+5 1/2) 73-72 Outright over Tarleton State​

 

[sniperpicks]

What’s he gonna have tomorrow? NHL ? NBA ?

 

[finman13]

Lang with his 20 year old photo is bragging they won outright. Seeing as he's too gutless to ever give a dog on the ML it's utterly irrelevant

Purdue Fort Wayne (+5 1/2) 73-72 Outright over Tarleton State​

A pariah and a buffoon. Too stupid and strung out on drugs to change.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2024 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 887 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $8,870 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$10,865)

PAID PICKS: 41-43-1 / 48.8%

-Lang by Month-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 11-14 -762.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/26 to 1/1, (4W-3L) +117.5 DIMES (0W-1L -165 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/1)
WEEK 01: 1/2 to 1/8, (3W-4L) -272.5 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/9 to 1/15, (6W-1L) +565 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/16 to 1/22, (1W-6L) -577.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/23 to 1/29, (3W-4L) +59 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/30 to 2/5, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/6 to 2/12, (3W-4L) +10 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/13 to 2/19, (4W-3L) -81.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/20 to 2/26, (4W-2L-1P) +208 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/27 to 3/4, (5W-2L) +222.5 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/5 to 3/11, (3W-4L) -322.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/12 to 3/18, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/19 to 3/25, (3W-4L) -220 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

34-33-1, -131 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-1
150 DIME: 3-3
100 DIME: 6-6
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 12-8
60 DIME: 3-5-1
50 DIME: 5-4
40 DIME: 4-3
30 DIME: 0-2

COLLEGE HOOPS MARCH MADNESS (2023-'24)

3-4, -220 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 1-2
75 DIME: 1-2
50 DIME: 1-0

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

9-8, -68 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-2
80 DIME: 1-1
75 DIME: 3-0
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-3
40 DIME: 4-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 11+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 11,642.25 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $116,422.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x12 = -$140,362.5)

-Lang Past 11+ Years-
2024: NEGATIVE 887 DIMES (01/01/24 to 03/25/24)
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

You build a winning streak by piling up one winner on top of another.
And I did just that last night following up Sunday's 75 dime winner on UConn with the 50 dimer on Purdue Fort Wayne (+5') 73-72 outright over Tarleton State.
Now it's my job to make it 3 in a row and continue to build towards the monster Thursday thru Sunday run and I do it by doubling down.
That's right, a rock solid 100 dime release as I love this Arkansas State/High Point match up.
Sometimes you have to Up The Ante on a game you love and I love this game tonight.
A lot of tournament hoops left. I mean, a lot and I will continue to rally and continue to buld this winning streak.
Now let's cash in this 100 dimer tonight and make it a 3rd straight winning day.
Nothing more. Nothing less.
Time to get it done.

 

[finman13]

What’s he gonna have tomorrow? NHL ? NBA ?

Never goes NHL

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

What started out on Lang's website as his Tale of the Tape for March, has been neutered and now only shows the last 5 days, so he can conceal all of his losing for the month.

I had to copy his Tuesday and Wednesday losses from yesterday's post just to show his complete week.

Lang, such a loser clown. Always trying to hide how bad he is.

 

[FATTYB83]

So it got to be high point no?

 

[The_Sheriff]

Lets not guess again on the play. If we get it we get it.
He knows nothing about this game but a coin flip.

However, its a "100" dimer, so auto fade.

There are hoops tomorrow, but he may go NBA

 

[sniperpicks]

he had HP and gave -2.5 and fades at pregame , halftime, and lots of LIVE chances were there at +3 and more and ALL would cash

i see a 1 pt HP win on espn page

 

[finman13]

He got high and lost by a point and a half

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Ihit High Poiny ML and OVER parlayed it BAAANNGGG

Shut the fuck up!
You only know how to win your air bets after the games are already over.
Past posting bitch!
You better get back to your boy Lang and stick your tongue back up his ass. He's in a bad way.

Clown Capper!

 

[finman13]

Looks like nba post got deleted. Lol

 

[finman13]

Has Lang ever started motivational speaking that he spoke up when that stupid fucking movie came out?

 

[sniperpicks]

NBA deleted ? Lang put up a play then deleted it ?

 

[135iVert]

So…will he take Purdue FW again?

 

[finman13]

No NBA long distance post that Pimpy responded to hysterically. I never saw the post and then when I clicked on it from pimpys post it said "oops something went wrong"

 

[sniperpicks]

Once ncaambb is over all he has is nba and mlb and he stinks in nba