The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 2,422.75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $24,227.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$26,222.5)

PAID PICKS: 159-168-3 / 48.6%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 11-18-1, -599 DIMES
MAY: 16-14, -163.5 DIMES
JUN: 14-16, -92.5 DIMES
JUL: 9-17, -656 DIMES
AUG: 19-11, +627.75 DIMES
SEP: 16-13, +91 DIMES
OCT: 15-16, -92.5 DIMES
NOV: 13-16-1, -667.5 DIMES
DEC: 3-3, -63.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (3W-4L) -177 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/2 to 5/8, (5W-2L) +237.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/9 to 5/15, (5W-2L) +358 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/16 to 5/22, (3W-4L) -200 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/23 to 5/29, (2W-4L) -499 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/30 to 6/5, (3W-4L) +118 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/6 to 6/12, (4W-3L) -20 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/13 to 6/19, (3W-4L) +74 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/20 to 6/26, (2W-5L) -297 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/27 to 7/3, (4W-3L) +40 DIMES
WEEK 27: 7/4 to 7/10, (1W-5L) -286 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/11 to 7/17, (2W-2L) -30 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/18 to 7/24, (2W-4L) -97 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/25 to 7/31, (2W-5L) -345.5 DIMES
WEEK 31: 8/1 to 8/7, (4W-2L) +172.75 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/8 to 8/14, (6W-1L) +527.5 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/15 to 8/21, (3W-4L) -215 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/22 to 8/28, (3W-4L) -132.5 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/29 to 9/4, (5W-2L) +222.5 DIMES
WEEK 36: 9/5 to 9/11, (4W-3L) +115 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/12 to 9/18, (4W-3L) +85 DIMES
WEEK 38: 9/19 to 9/25, (4W-3L) +87.5 DIMES
WEEK 39: 9/26 to 10/2, (3W-3L) -149 DIMES
WEEK 40: 10/3 to 10/9, (5W-2L) +377.5 DIMES
WEEK 41: 10/10 to 10/16, (2W-5L) -270 DIMES
WEEK 42: 10/17 to 10/23, (1W-6L) -565 DIMES
WEEK 43: 10/24 to 10/30, (4W-2L) +220 DIMES
WEEK 44: 10/31 to 11/6, (4W-3L) +226 DIMES
WEEK 45: 11/7 to 11/13, (4W-3L) +66.5 DIMES
WEEK 46: 11/14 to 11/20, (2W-5L) -538.5 DIMES
WEEK 47: 11/21 to 11/27, (2W-4L-1P) -346.5 DIMES
WEEK 48: 11/28 to 12/4, (3W-4L) -188.5 DIMES
WEEK 49: 12/5 to 12/11, (2W-0L) +150 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NFL PRE-SEASON (2023-'24)

2-4, -240 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-0

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

17-18-1, -311 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 3-1
150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 3-8-1
80 DIME: 2-0
75 DIME: 5-4
60 DIME: 2-1
50 DIME: 2-3

COLLEGE FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

23-20, -245.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-4
150 DIME: 6-2
100 DIME: 3-1
80 DIME: 2-2
75 DIME: 6-9
60 DIME: 1-0
50 DIME: 2-2
40 DIME: 2-0

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

4-4, +26.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 3-1
60 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 0-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 11,276.25 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $112,762.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$134,707.5)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 2,422.75 DIMES (01/01/23 to 12/06/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG'S PICK: NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS +6

A winning streak starts with 1 winner on top of 1 winner on top of 1 winner.
Followed Tuesday's 75 dime winner Syracuse (-4') over Cornell 81-70 with a 2nd straight 75 dime college hoop winner with Memphis (-2') over VCU last night.
Took OT to get it but Penny Hardaway's kids got it done on the road winning by 5.
Don't look now but that is a nice 2-0 run this week on the College hardwood and 4 straight going back to last week as I continue to stack up these winning days.
Just have to keep grinding. That is all you can do. Roll up your sleeves and keep grinding.
Today I look to hand you winning day #3 in a row and 4 of my last 5.
Let's keep this winning streak going tonight.

 

[steve021]

My Analysis

No way the home team covers this number tonight.



First of all, their offense was terrible with Kenny Pickett running it. Now you turn it over to the turnover machine we all know to be Mitchell Turbisky????



Against a Patriots defense that is playing lights out right now!!!!



Yes, the Pats are struggling offensively, but so are the Steelers.



And if you line up these 2 defenses, there is no arguing the Pats are better.



The Pittsburgh defense just gave up 24 to a 2-10 Arizona team and lost outright by 2 touchdowns laying this same 6 number!!!!



You really trust this team tonight???? Well, I sure as fuck don't.



The Patriots have been blown out of just 3 games this year: Miami, Dallas and New Orleans, who all 3 just happen to be in the top 10 offensively.



Miami is #1, Dallas #2 and the Saints #10.



The Pats other 7 losses have been by 5, 7, 4, 3, 4, 3 and 6.



As bad as the Steelers are offensively, they are not going to blow the Pats out.



And for the record, it wouldn't surprise me if the Pats came in here and won this game outright.



Give me the dog in this fight all night long tonight.

 

[bostonmickey1125]

This thread is hilarious. The fade play is Pit -6? What do you guys usually throw down on this clowns picks?

 

[StackinGreen]

For the love of Christ don’t re kindle this piss match with stacks. Get that outta here. Bowl season coming up

Moving on, yes, having proved my point.

December to remember. And then a nice January to remember as well.

 

[StackinGreen]

This thread is hilarious. The fade play is Pit -6? What do you guys usually throw down on this clowns picks?

Whatever you decide to do, as I detailed in the "Rules of Fade" when I posted plays for bowl season and NFL playoffs across the street a few years back, you make sure you allocate a $ amount per dime and then stick to it, so you vary with him as he chases, which will inevitably happen. He also waits, or has to wait, until the day of the game (because he picks every day) and thus doesn't get good numbers for how bad his handicapping is. On my fade threads, I'd do between $6-$10 a "dime."

I can't remember a bowl season where on aggregate he was a winner, and I've been following his crap for over a decade. A lot of those years he was down big, in the range of 300-600 dimes, easy. NFL was more embarrassing, generally speaking, because there were at least two years where he didn't hit a single weekend pick for the entire NFL playoffs, but of course, that's only like 7 picks at this point (3 the wild card weekend now, so 6 before) ... and then the SB would usually be hit and miss for him, not all that awful. He'd act like after dropping 800+ dimes for the whole playoffs some 100 dime chase play in the Super Bowl meant something.

 

[finman13]

Go steelers for my family

 

[Buckeyefan80]

Fuck Shittsburgh! Lol

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

I can't remember a bowl season where on aggregate he was a winner, and I've been following his crap for over a decade.

Your memory is as crappy as your mediocre handicapping skills.
Sit down and shut up, old man.


LANG COLLEGE FOOTBALL BOWL SEASON (2019-20)

6-5, +6 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 1-1
100 DIME: 3-0
50 DIME: 2-2
30 DIME: 0-1

LANG COLLEGE FOOTBALL BOWL SEASON (2018-19)

5-3, +130 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-0
150 DIME: 1-2
100 DIME: 2-1
50 DIME: 1-0

LANG COLLEGE FOOTBALL BOWL SEASON (2016-17)

4-6, +17 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 1-0
100 DIME: 0-1
80 DIME: 2-0
50 DIME: 0-1
40 DIME: 0-1
30 DIME: 1-3

 

[finman13]

Fuck Shittsburgh! Lol

Horrific coaching. I'm glad I'm not a steelers fan. Hey Tomlin, use your qbs legs. He isn't Dan fucking Marino.

 

[phelps123]

finman you are right. Tomlin is now 3-8 against Bilichek. Going for the hail mary at 2:01 is LOL right?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 2,362.75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $23,627.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$25,622.5)

PAID PICKS: 160-168-3 / 48.7%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 11-18-1, -599 DIMES
MAY: 16-14, -163.5 DIMES
JUN: 14-16, -92.5 DIMES
JUL: 9-17, -656 DIMES
AUG: 19-11, +627.75 DIMES
SEP: 16-13, +91 DIMES
OCT: 15-16, -92.5 DIMES
NOV: 13-16-1, -667.5 DIMES
DEC: 4-3, -3.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (3W-4L) -177 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/2 to 5/8, (5W-2L) +237.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/9 to 5/15, (5W-2L) +358 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/16 to 5/22, (3W-4L) -200 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/23 to 5/29, (2W-4L) -499 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/30 to 6/5, (3W-4L) +118 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/6 to 6/12, (4W-3L) -20 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/13 to 6/19, (3W-4L) +74 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/20 to 6/26, (2W-5L) -297 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/27 to 7/3, (4W-3L) +40 DIMES
WEEK 27: 7/4 to 7/10, (1W-5L) -286 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/11 to 7/17, (2W-2L) -30 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/18 to 7/24, (2W-4L) -97 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/25 to 7/31, (2W-5L) -345.5 DIMES
WEEK 31: 8/1 to 8/7, (4W-2L) +172.75 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/8 to 8/14, (6W-1L) +527.5 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/15 to 8/21, (3W-4L) -215 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/22 to 8/28, (3W-4L) -132.5 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/29 to 9/4, (5W-2L) +222.5 DIMES
WEEK 36: 9/5 to 9/11, (4W-3L) +115 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/12 to 9/18, (4W-3L) +85 DIMES
WEEK 38: 9/19 to 9/25, (4W-3L) +87.5 DIMES
WEEK 39: 9/26 to 10/2, (3W-3L) -149 DIMES
WEEK 40: 10/3 to 10/9, (5W-2L) +377.5 DIMES
WEEK 41: 10/10 to 10/16, (2W-5L) -270 DIMES
WEEK 42: 10/17 to 10/23, (1W-6L) -565 DIMES
WEEK 43: 10/24 to 10/30, (4W-2L) +220 DIMES
WEEK 44: 10/31 to 11/6, (4W-3L) +226 DIMES
WEEK 45: 11/7 to 11/13, (4W-3L) +66.5 DIMES
WEEK 46: 11/14 to 11/20, (2W-5L) -538.5 DIMES
WEEK 47: 11/21 to 11/27, (2W-4L-1P) -346.5 DIMES
WEEK 48: 11/28 to 12/4, (3W-4L) -188.5 DIMES
WEEK 49: 12/5 to 12/11, (3W-0L) +210 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NFL PRE-SEASON (2023-'24)

2-4, -240 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-0

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

18-18-1, -251 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 3-1
150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 3-8-1
80 DIME: 2-0
75 DIME: 5-4
60 DIME: 3-1
50 DIME: 2-3

COLLEGE FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

23-20, -245.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-4
150 DIME: 6-2
100 DIME: 3-1
80 DIME: 2-2
75 DIME: 6-9
60 DIME: 1-0
50 DIME: 2-2
40 DIME: 2-0

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

4-4, +26.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 3-1
60 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 0-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 11,216.25 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $112,162.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$134,107.5)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 2,362.75 DIMES (01/01/23 to 12/07/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

A winning streak starts with 1 winner on top of 1 winner on top of 1 winner.
Followed Wednesday's 75 dime winner on Memphis (-2') over VCU with the 60 dime winner on the Pats (+6) 21-18 outright over the Steelers.
That was after Tuesday's 75 dime winner Syracuse (-4') over Cornell 81-70.
Couldn't figure out why the world would trust a Steelers team laying close to a TD after just losing to the 2-10 Cardinals and starting Mitchell Turbisky at QB.
And Bill Belichick owns MIke Tomlin, who he has NOW beaten, regular season and playoffs, 10 of 13 times!!!!!!!
Don't look now but that is a nice 3-0 run this week highlighted by 4 straight college basketball winners going back to last week.
You throw in the Pats last night and we have ourselves a nice little run going but you know it and I know it, we have to keep it going this weekend.
Just have to continue to stack up these winning days.
Just have to keep grinding. That is all you can do. Roll up your sleeves and keep grinding.
Today I look to hand you winning day #4 in a row and 5 of my last 6.
Let's keep this winning streak going tonight.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Don't look now but that is a nice 3-0 run this week

Don't look now but Lang clients are down $25,000+ on the year and it's only going to get worse!

highlighted by 4 straight college basketball winners going back to last week.

Which was lowlighted by 4 straight losers to start the season.

 

[sniperpicks]

Late play , Slow night for and he sucks in nba usually

 

[nbalongdistance3]

Late play , Slow night for and he sucks in nba usually

I don’t like this play on the Portland trailblazers I just don’t like it. I effing love it. Take a look with the Portland. Trailblazers have done in the last 5 games most batters don’t even watch these NBA games they don’t even know the players specially this young young talented Portland trailblazers team is starting to put it all together I have NBA league pass. I watch and dissect every single NBA game on the board every single night. then I go back and I review the tape Portland trailblazers catching an eight here and the game to go over the total Dallas feels like they’re on cloud nine after their last game blowout by like 100 so everybody and their brother is going to bet on Denver that means go the other way bet against the public, that’s how you beat the Books in Vegas. I hit New England last night and I knew they would win this game out right because of the greatest Defense of mine in NFL history Belichick Trask players of personality traits, and who loves to play the game of football most players just want to get a paycheck and they’re on their way but Brady was all Lynn 24 seven why are you say he left his wife because he was about football football is life if you can’t give 110% to football you’re probably not gonna be the greatest quarterback of all time I believe Joe Montana was the greatest and G that was Tom Brady‘s hero i’m on the Portland trailblazers tonight and I also would take Oklahoma City thunder the best ATF team in the NBA coming off a big embarrassing loss and you know the junkie basketball guy that I am I’m on Quinnipiac Aunt, Jacksonville, States and the Oakland grizzlies over Eastern Michigan. Even though Eastern Michigan has a guy that averages around 23 per game. It is on the mid-American player of the year list. Good luck LFG.!!! This will be a huge huge weekend tonight and then Saturday Sunday. Big big step outs let’s effig effing Gooooo!!!!