The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[StackinGreen]

Ok, here are Rogers picks for NFL week 14, then afterward Lang and the new addition to the host's "Lock it in" with someone called Kasey Hudson.

Rogers:
Patriots +6 (W)
Panthers +5
Jets +3.5
Broncos +2.5
Bills +2
Cowboys -3.5


Lang and Hudson: By the way, Lang looks like he's 65 and hasn't got any sleep for a week.

Lang picks the Texas Longhorns to win it all. I guess he's channeling his inner John Anthony with his "friend" Matthew, lol - all that means is he's gonna get peed on.

Army Navy under 27.5

Rams +7.5
Jets +6.5
Seahawks +10.5
Bills +2.5
Cowboys -3.5 "Dallas, buy the half, I think they are going to win by double digits" (wtf? lol). Rogers then says "Dallas, but I don't need to buy it" showing Link up. Funny stuff.

 

[duggaman]

So does Langster take Clemson or Memphis on 12/16?

 

[finman13]

Congratulations Langatang...you don't have to swallow but just jerk the tranny off tonight. Looks like you need some rest anyway. Lay off the coke.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 2,328.75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $23,287.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$25,282.5)

PAID PICKS: 161-169-3 / 48.7%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 11-18-1, -599 DIMES
MAY: 16-14, -163.5 DIMES
JUN: 14-16, -92.5 DIMES
JUL: 9-17, -656 DIMES
AUG: 19-11, +627.75 DIMES
SEP: 16-13, +91 DIMES
OCT: 15-16, -92.5 DIMES
NOV: 13-16-1, -667.5 DIMES
DEC: 5-4, +30.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (3W-4L) -177 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/2 to 5/8, (5W-2L) +237.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/9 to 5/15, (5W-2L) +358 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/16 to 5/22, (3W-4L) -200 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/23 to 5/29, (2W-4L) -499 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/30 to 6/5, (3W-4L) +118 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/6 to 6/12, (4W-3L) -20 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/13 to 6/19, (3W-4L) +74 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/20 to 6/26, (2W-5L) -297 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/27 to 7/3, (4W-3L) +40 DIMES
WEEK 27: 7/4 to 7/10, (1W-5L) -286 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/11 to 7/17, (2W-2L) -30 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/18 to 7/24, (2W-4L) -97 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/25 to 7/31, (2W-5L) -345.5 DIMES
WEEK 31: 8/1 to 8/7, (4W-2L) +172.75 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/8 to 8/14, (6W-1L) +527.5 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/15 to 8/21, (3W-4L) -215 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/22 to 8/28, (3W-4L) -132.5 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/29 to 9/4, (5W-2L) +222.5 DIMES
WEEK 36: 9/5 to 9/11, (4W-3L) +115 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/12 to 9/18, (4W-3L) +85 DIMES
WEEK 38: 9/19 to 9/25, (4W-3L) +87.5 DIMES
WEEK 39: 9/26 to 10/2, (3W-3L) -149 DIMES
WEEK 40: 10/3 to 10/9, (5W-2L) +377.5 DIMES
WEEK 41: 10/10 to 10/16, (2W-5L) -270 DIMES
WEEK 42: 10/17 to 10/23, (1W-6L) -565 DIMES
WEEK 43: 10/24 to 10/30, (4W-2L) +220 DIMES
WEEK 44: 10/31 to 11/6, (4W-3L) +226 DIMES
WEEK 45: 11/7 to 11/13, (4W-3L) +66.5 DIMES
WEEK 46: 11/14 to 11/20, (2W-5L) -538.5 DIMES
WEEK 47: 11/21 to 11/27, (2W-4L-1P) -346.5 DIMES
WEEK 48: 11/28 to 12/4, (3W-4L) -188.5 DIMES
WEEK 49: 12/5 to 12/11, (4W-1L) +244 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NFL PRE-SEASON (2023-'24)

2-4, -240 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-0

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

18-18-1, -251 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 3-1
150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 3-8-1
80 DIME: 2-0
75 DIME: 5-4
60 DIME: 3-1
50 DIME: 2-3

COLLEGE FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

23-20, -245.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-4
150 DIME: 6-2
100 DIME: 3-1
80 DIME: 2-2
75 DIME: 6-9
60 DIME: 1-0
50 DIME: 2-2
40 DIME: 2-0

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

5-4, +126.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-0
75 DIME: 3-1
60 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 0-1

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

0-1, -66 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

60 DIME: 0-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 11,182.25 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $111,822.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$133,767.5)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 2,328.75 DIMES (01/01/23 to 12/09/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

As spot on an analysis as you will find with my 100 dime winner Clemson +2 outright over TCU 74-66.
Now that I wrapped up a 5-0 run in College basketball the last 2 weeks, it's back to the NFL with this Up The Ante 150 dime winner on Eagles/Cowboys.
This play is stronger than Clemson yesterday!!!!!! This play is stronger than last Sunday's 100 dime winner on Green Bay (+6) OUTRIGHT over Chiefs.
I told you don't be surprised to see the Packers win outright and they did 27-19.
Just have to continue to stack up these winning days, which is exactly what I have done.

Tuesday - 75 Dime Winner - Syracuse over Cornell
Wednesday - 75 Dime Winner - Memphis over VCU
Thursday - 60 Dime Winner - Patriots over Steelers
Friday - 60 Dime Loss - Portland over Dallas
Saturday - 100 Dime Winner - Clemson over TCU

A lot of green up there folks. A lot of green and I will add more green up there today.
Just have to keep grinding. That is all you can do. Roll up your sleeves and keep grinding.
Today I look to hand you a 2nd straight NFL 100 dime winner and a 2nd straight 100 dime winner overall.
Oh, and winning day #5 of 6 as well.
Let's keep this winning streak going today.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang just lost $10,000 the previous 3 weeks and is now bragging about all the "green" he has made because he's 4-1 this week. LOL
Last week he claimed Monday as the beginning his week. This week he lost Monday so not included and it's back to Tuesday as the beginning of the week.

What a scammy clown.

 

[finman13]

I would be shocked if he isn't on the cowboys. Don't forget to buy down.

 

[StackinGreen]

I would be shocked if he isn't on the cowboys. Don't forget to buy down.

He said on that show he was taking the Cowboys ... as I said above, Link offered his opinion, then Rogers made fun of the "buy the half blah blah blah" addition

Cowboys -3.5 "Dallas, buy the half, I think they are going to win by double digits" (wtf? lol). Rogers then says "Dallas, but I don't need to buy it" showing Link up. Funny stuff.

I wonder if schlongdistance can explain why he needs to buy points if the team is going to smash the number. Schlong?

 

[finman13]

Lol. What an idiot

 

[nbalongdistance3]

But I did your welcome faders lmao

You won’t be so lucky on Saturday, Sunday and Monday because it’s a College hoops tomorrow baby

 

[nbalongdistance3]

Hope ya liked Clemson Tigers Saturday boys wire to f’in wire Eagles have the 3rd worst secondary Dallas will torch this secondary Dallas Team Total Over 27 1/2 the Eagles can also shore the Over is the play here and Dallas has this game ⭕️ circled Dallas is 15-1 in their last 16 home games and a SNF crowd in Big D just don’t let Mike McCarthy get in the way of the buffet line Over 51 12 is the play But for my dollar it’s also Dallas Cowboys got on this early personally @ -2.5 before $harp$ moved it to -3.5 always buy down the point don’t wanna get back doored

 

[seth]

^ state of this illiterate fool

 

[doggy]

what's his play tonight?

 

[finman13]

Well the cowboys are 16 and zip their last 16 home games

 

[finman13]

I would be stunned beyond belief based on what he has said if he isn't on the cow pokes

 

[sniperpicks]

he is on dallas game started 7-0 dallas, he calls for a blowout to eagles, ass handing like they got last week

 

[RidgeRider]

Lang took the Dolphins on one of his shit stained interviews last week. Who knows if he stays with the Dolphins -14 or goes the other way? The guy gives out both sides of games depending on what side of the bed he wakes up on and doesn't see how unethical it is even though Cam Rogers brought it up a few weeks ago.

 

[finman13]

Shit. Stay off the Dolphins asswipe!