The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[finman13]

Tough call today. If I had to guess, I'd say Mariners. What say you Pimpy?

 

[steve021]

Well shit, I forgot about the 80 dimer. He just goes to wherever his best "streak" is. The way this fool is going, he will have to start using odd numbers like 57 dime play number one in a row. LFG.

Let’s see how right his analysis is today ?

The Pick: My 80 Dime winner is the Arizona D'backs.



The Line: The current line is -110 in Vegas and offshore as of 7:30 am EST. Please specify Castillo and Kelly at the time of wager. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.



Your Analysis

Let's go against him on the road again.

The Seattle Mariners Luis Castillo has made 8 road starts this year.

He is 1-4 with 3 no decisions.

His Seattle teammates have gone 1-7 in those 8 road starts.

The Mariners were 0-7 his first 7 when he and his teammates got their first win right before the all star break at Houston 10-1.

What did Mr. Castillo do for an encore? Lost at Minnesota 4-3 in 10 innings bringing the road failures to it's current 1-7.

I don't see them having success against the D'backs at home and the revived Merrill Kelly.

Kelly returned from the 30 day DL with the blood clot in his leg by pitching an absolute gem at home against the Cardinals.

He went 6 innings allowing 1 earned on 4 hits in the Arizona 3-1 win.

Overall over his last 10 starts he is 6-1 with 3 no decisons while the D'backs have gone 7-3.

I love what I saw from Kelly in his last start and it seems the rest has done him well.

With the road struggls of Castillo and I will ride the home town D'backs to get the win behind Kelly yet again.

Arizona gets the series win with this solid win on Sunday.

My Two Cents - Brandon Lang

Let's make it 4 in a row today:

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[shantyman]

If anyone needed more proof that Lang is a total charlatan, look at his "Tale of the Tape" showing recent results. Notice that he tries to hide his already pathetic record by starting the "Tape" on July 9, but omits 7/10, 7/11, 7/12, and 7/13. This guy is a total fraud and even he knows it.

 

[gregboy59]

LANG tonight

hope he wakes up tomorrow

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Lol

 

[RidgeRider]

In all fairness to scammer Lang July 10th thru the 13th was the All Star break. What shows he's a scammer is he used to back in the day show each week starting with Tuesday under Tale of the Tap because that is the 1st day of the betting week. Then when he started losing more and more if he had a winning week before the losing week he would keep that weeks results up. Finally when things went to total shit he would start the Tale of the Tape on random days if he won and not show a Tuesday, Wednesday or even Thursday if he lost all 3 and was headed into a Friday or Saturday. Notice the Tale of the Tape now always starts with a win.

 

[StackinGreen]

Rock n roll

I'm returning from my island cruise ... thanks Langer

 

[Buckeyefan80]

He gives out a line usually when he posts his play in the morning. He said the Rockies were -115 at 6AM.
But that is not the line they grade at. If the line moves throughout the day, they say they try and grade it at where it stayed the longest. But we all know they just grade it at whatever the fuck they feel like.

They really do not give a shit about grading correctly, or wins and losses for that matter. All they care about is making sales and making money for themselves. If they cared at all for clients they would be totally transparent with their records. Instead they cherry pick streaks and hide their long term losses as best they can. They are all crooks just looking to scam the next sucker who buys into their bullshit. All the fake handicappers and all of Budin's fake cartels like the Jersey boys or Brooklyn fags, whatever their names are, all just a crock of shit.

Cracks me up they are still hiding Lang's loss on the website as I type this. You know for a fact if he would have won, his face with his 30 year old picture would be plastered on the front page with him shouting about what a great big game handicapper he is... clown!

So they are admitting he doesn’t even bet his own plays.

 

[phelps123]

So they are admitting he doesn’t even bet his own plays.

He has no money to bet lol

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

So they are admitting he doesn’t even bet his own plays.

If you have an old DVD of the movie 2 for the Money, in the extras section they interview Lang where he says that he never puts any money on his own picks, which just proves he knows he sucks, lol.

 

[finman13]

Wow, he went with snakes

 

[sniperpicks]

KELLY was no hero for Lang. another P tout that bites the Shit Samitch

 

[proanalyser]

Well, you hear me talk about it. You hear me preach about it.The importance of the Friday, Saturday and Sunday 3-0 sweep. I'm fixing to get it today. LFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[proanalyser]

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang, what a pathetic loser, scamming piece of shit.
He deserves all the bad that happens to him.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Rock n roll

I'm returning from my island cruise ... thanks Langer

Stackinshit, returning from another fake vacation...

 

[sniperpicks]

He can do that but panhandles here for plays. He don’t make sense or cents

 

[finman13]

Lord have mercy. What can anyone say? Guy sucks

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 2,348 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $23,480 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$25,475)

PAID PICKS: 92-110-2 / 45.5%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 11-18-1, -599 DIMES
MAY: 16-14, -163.5 DIMES
JUN: 14-16, -92.5 DIMES
JUL: 8-17, -706 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (3W-4L) -177 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/2 to 5/8, (5W-2L) +237.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/9 to 5/15, (5W-2L) +358 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/16 to 5/22, (3W-4L) -200 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/23 to 5/29, (2W-4L) -499 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/30 to 6/5, (3W-4L) +118 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/6 to 6/12, (4W-3L) -20 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/13 to 6/19, (3W-4L) +74 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/20 to 6/26, (2W-5L) -297 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/27 to 7/3, (4W-3L) +40 DIMES
WEEK 27: 7/4 to 7/10, (1W-5L) -286 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/11 to 7/17, (2W-2L) -30 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/18 to 7/24, (2W-4L) -97 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/25 to 7/31, (1W-5L) -395.5 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

27-40, -964 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 4-2
100 DIME: 4-6
80 DIME: 3-7
75 DIME: 3-5
60 DIME: 4-7
50 DIME: 3-4
40 DIME: 6-9

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 11,221 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $112,210 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$134,155)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 2,348 DIMES (01/01/23 to 07/30/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)