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Not questioning your post as you have not given out a wrong pick previously. I’m just very surprised he would take the pitcher with a worse ERA and record but as finman noted he has a hard on for Flexen. Good luck
His analysis was dead on ?
 

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I wonder who the walking abortion is going to blame for this laughable and embarrassing loss!!

Seriously as I said a few days ago, Lang ought to consult his ex-tranny wife when she isn't banging the young stud

who replaced Lang for some picks of the day!! lol
 

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Here was his write up before he deletes it:


The Pick: My 150 Dime winner is the Colorado Rockies



The Line:
The current line is -115 in Vegas and offshore as of 6:00 am EST. Please specify Flexen at the time of wager. Oakland is listing Blackburn, but the only pitcher that matters tonight is Flexen. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.



Your Analysis

Sometimes you just need a change of scenery.

Chris Flexen was released by the Mets in 2019 and immediately went to pitch overseas in the Korean league. And wouldn't you know it as he helped his Doosan Bears to the Championship.

That led to Seattle signing him to a 1-year deal and in 2021 he was fantastic going 14-6 with a 3.61 ERA in 31 games.

Last year he was hurt by lack of run support and posted a 8-9 record with another rock solid ERA of 3.73 in 33 games.

However, this season everything that could go wrong did go wrong as he lost his first 4 starts and the Mariners gave up on him just like that.

Traded to the Mets, his old club released him 5 days later. After signing a minor league deal with the Rockies, he went right to their Triple AAA affiliate in Albuquerque.

He was lights out in 2 starts, most recently 5 shutout innings last Sunday striking out 6.

In 8 appearances against the A's in his career he has a 3.44 ERA.

Trust me folks, I have won a ton of money with this kid, watched his career closely and he is going to do very well with the Rockies, starting with this game tonight.

A's counter with Paul Blackburn, who over his last 8 starts is 1-2 with 4 no decisions, while his teammates have won just 2 of those 8 starts.

He has made 5 road starts this year, has yet to win and the A's have gone 1-4.

With the Rockies losing game one on Friday, I look not only a big bounce back game from them, but a great game from Flexen as well.

I am on the Rockies big tonight.

My Two Cents - Brandon Lang

Let's make it 5 out of 6 with the biggest baseball release of the year:
 

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Trust me folks, I have won a ton of money with this kid, watched his career closely and he is going to do very well with the Rockies, starting with this game tonight.

Lang has won a ton of money with exactly nobody.
Fucking clown!
 

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LANG tonight

hope he wakes up tomorrow

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Wow. Don't Flex Link. Just open those cheeks and take it from some giant gorilla right up the poop chute. How in the hell can someone be this bad? Your odds of being better are improved if you just do a secret Santa pick strategy. Just drop team names in a sack and pick one out and then post some erroneous "analysis " and you would be better off.

Pimpy , go ahead and post the Lang with baseball bat up the ass meme.

SMH. LMAO. How can anyone be this horrific?

I'd donate into a pool for us all to sit around and ask Lang how the hell he goes through life like this. It's simply staggering. Lang, please post a video of how awesome your life is. For you to love a pick more than life itself shows how much you devalue your life.
 

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Only this fucking idiot is on the website.
This guy needs to pummeled to the edge of life and left for dead in an empty alley.
 

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Enjoy lang.
 

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I wonder who the walking abortion is going to blame for this laughable and embarrassing loss!!

Seriously as I said a few days ago, Lang ought to consult his ex-tranny wife when she isn't banging the young stud

who replaced Lang for some picks of the day!! lol
I doubt this will be the canned "this player didn't do their job". It will be the other canned response of "just a bad call, let's move on"
Oh, "you can only start a streak one winner at a time and no better time than now, LFG"
 

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I think Lang's response will be that he is still 4-2 with 150 Dime plays and he will take that forever, or some bullshit like that.
Dude is down 850+ dimes in MLB this season, down in every category except the 4-2 150 dime plays, but that won't get mentioned.
Such is the life of a scammer.

LET'S MOVE ON! :lmao:
 

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Lang charging himself even money instead of -115 or -120 on this loser wouldn't shock me either.
We all know how he loves to skim back a few dimes by grading with bullshit lines.
 
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Lang charging himself even money instead of -115 or -120 on this loser wouldn't shock me either.
We all know how he loves to skim back a few dimes by grading with bullshit lines.
This wouldn’t be surprising at all even though it was -120 all day. This question is for those that get the pick. Does he not give a line that he bets it at when he sends it out? If I recall correctly during football season he gives a line we should be able to get at the time he supposedly gives the pick out.
 

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He gives out a line usually when he posts his play in the morning. He said the Rockies were -115 at 6AM.
But that is not the line they grade at. If the line moves throughout the day, they say they try and grade it at where it stayed the longest. But we all know they just grade it at whatever the fuck they feel like.

They really do not give a shit about grading correctly, or wins and losses for that matter. All they care about is making sales and making money for themselves. If they cared at all for clients they would be totally transparent with their records. Instead they cherry pick streaks and hide their long term losses as best they can. They are all crooks just looking to scam the next sucker who buys into their bullshit. All the fake handicappers and all of Budin's fake cartels like the Jersey boys or Brooklyn fags, whatever their names are, all just a crock of shit.

Cracks me up they are still hiding Lang's loss on the website as I type this. You know for a fact if he would have won, his face with his 30 year old picture would be plastered on the front page with him shouting about what a great big game handicapper he is... clown!
 

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LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 2,260 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $22,600
(PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$24,595)

PAID PICKS: 92-109-2 / 45.7%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 11-18-1, -599 DIMES
MAY: 16-14, -163.5 DIMES
JUN: 14-16, -92.5 DIMES
JUL: 8-16, -618 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (3W-4L) -177 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/2 to 5/8, (5W-2L) +237.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/9 to 5/15, (5W-2L) +358 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/16 to 5/22, (3W-4L) -200 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/23 to 5/29, (2W-4L) -499 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/30 to 6/5, (3W-4L) +118 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/6 to 6/12, (4W-3L) -20 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/13 to 6/19, (3W-4L) +74 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/20 to 6/26, (2W-5L) -297 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/27 to 7/3, (4W-3L) +40 DIMES
WEEK 27: 7/4 to 7/10, (1W-5L) -286 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/11 to 7/17, (2W-2L) -30 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/18 to 7/24, (2W-4L) -97 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/25 to 7/31, (1W-4L) -307.5 DIMES
 

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LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

27-39, -876 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 4-2
100 DIME: 4-6
80 DIME: 3-6
75 DIME: 3-5
60 DIME: 4-7
50 DIME: 3-4
40 DIME: 6-9
 

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LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!


NEGATIVE 11,133 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $111,330
(PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$133,275)


-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 2,260 DIMES (01/01/23 to 07/29/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)
 

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Well, for the 2nd straight Saturday failure on muliple levels.
Chris Flexen made me a lot of money when he was running good in Seattle and I felt great about his prep work heading into his first start with the Colorado Rockies.
Against the worst team in baseball, he was garbage, so after cashing 4 straight 150 dime baseball releases, I now have dropped my last 2.
Bottom line: I just can't seem to get anything going in baseball right now with exception of this 80 dime release that is going for 4 in a row today.
I back pitchers who are hot, they implode. I back teams on winning steaks, their winning streaks come to an end.
Up is down, black is white. The dogs days of July have not been very good to me.
We are less than 30 days away from the start of College football, 28 to be exact.
Yes, there is money making opportunities in preseason football but we all know, week one of College football on August 26th is the DAY!!!!
It's time for me to get this heading in the right direction and this 80 dime winner #4 in a row will do just that.
LFG
 

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Well shit, I forgot about the 80 dimer. He just goes to wherever his best "streak" is. The way this fool is going, he will have to start using odd numbers like 57 dime play number one in a row. LFG.
 

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