The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[finman13]

It's all monopoly money Pube head.

 

[phelps123]

fin he is hilariously bad. Even people that don't know anything about sports and just randomly pick will do better than his record.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,177.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $11,775 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$13,770)

PAID PICKS: 50-56-2 / 47.1%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 6-11-1, -390.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (0W-1L) -80 DIMES[/B]

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

4-12-2, -442 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1-1
40 DIME: 2-4-1
30 DIME: 1-4

NBA PLAYOFFS (2022-23)

0-3, -264 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 0-1
40 DIME: 0-1

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

5-5, -29.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 2-1
60 DIME: 1-1
40 DIME: 2-2

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 10,050.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $100,505 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$122,450)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 1,177.5 DIMES (01/01/23 to 04/18/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Wow. 3 starts this year. 17 innings pitched. A total of 4 earned runs.
And the Reds Nick "the dick" Lodolo goes out and in 4 1/3 innings and gives up 8 runs on 12 hits, walks one and hits another 3 batters and gives up 3 homers.
The guy completely forgot how to pitch. Serioulsy. Looked like he never pitched in a big league game in his life. It was downright embarrassing and hard to watch.
How the fu@#%#$k has that guy won a game this year??????? Seriously!!!!!
Just flat out an 80 dime dud.
Time to move on.
Looking to cash a 3rd straight 40 dimer tonight and I head to the NBA for game 2 between the Lakers and Grizzlies.
Does Memphis step up without Ja and get it done or do the Lakers seize control by taking a 2-0 lead as they head back to LA.
In my opinion there is a clear cut right side to this game and I am all over it.
Time to deliver in the NBA playoffs tonight.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

I like how Lang doesn't understand that even good pitchers in Major League Baseball have the occasional bad outings. And going against one of the better teams in the league doesn't help matters.

He's such a dumb fuck.

I also like how he hides his NBA record this season, never mentions it. He's just looking to cash a 3rd straight 40 dimer like he's on a roll or something, lol. The guy is bleeding dimes.

 

[savage1]

I like how Lang doesn't understand that even good pitchers in Major League Baseball have the occasional bad outings. And going against one of the better teams in the league doesn't help matters.

He's such a dumb fuck.

I also like how he hides his NBA record this season, never mentions it. He's just looking to cash a 3rd straight 40 dimer like he's on a roll or something, lol. The guy is bleeding dimes.

It also didn't help the crappy Reds cause they embarrassed the Rays 8-1 the night before!!

But of course Lang is too stupid to understand that stuff like intangibles does count and especially so in instances like this one!!

 

[esulima]

He’s on the late show!!

 

[finman13]

He’s on the late show!!

What?

 

[finman13]

Would be suprised if not on lakers

 

[sniperpicks]

Lang backing the sky hook ? ? tonight

 

[sniperpicks]

He gonna need a 16 point Smell-A win on 2nd half to get his W

 

[lastguyoffthabench]

aaaaaand the Lakers put up a whopping 93 pts…. Their lowest total this season.

 

[RidgeRider]

What will Lang's promotion be tomorrow? Going for 3 of his last 4 on 32.5 unit plays when it's a full moon.

 

[sniperpicks]

Pimpy is this Langs worst Q1 ? Feels like it. Just awful

 

[finman13]

Yikes. Morant out and they still kick ass wire to wire Lang.
How your poor anal cavity can take this abuse anymore is almost incomprehensible.

 

[finman13]

Sniper. You should send a thank you email to the Lang website for such a wonderful fade

 

[finman13]

Take it Lang.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

How many times have we seen it?
Star player out for the game. Nobody thinks they can win. They rally together and pull of the, upset?

Lang saw that line with Ja Morant out and thought it was free money. He so stooopid. Vegas was built on idiots like him.