The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

Does Memphis step up without Ja and get it done or do the Lakers seize control by taking a 2-0 lead as they head back to LA.
In my opinion there is a clear cut right side to this game and I am all over it.

He's all over it!

Yep, that's what everyone wants, the opinion of the guy that is now 4-16 this NBA season for negative 750 Dimes.

??

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,221.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $12,215 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$14,210)

PAID PICKS: 50-57-2 / 46.7%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 6-12-1, -434.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (0W-2L) -124 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

4-12-2, -442 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1-1
40 DIME: 2-4-1
30 DIME: 1-4

NBA PLAYOFFS (2022-23)

0-4, -308 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 0-1
40 DIME: 0-2

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

5-5, -29.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 2-1
60 DIME: 1-1
40 DIME: 2-2

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 10,094.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $100,945 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$122,890)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 1,221.5 DIMES (01/01/23 to 04/19/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Pimpy is this Langs worst Q1 ? Feels like it. Just awful

December 2022 was his worst single month I have ever seen.

His first 4 months of 2023 is pretty bad but I seem to recall 2016 maybe being worse. He lost close to 3,000 dimes in 2016, I Think he dropped something like 900 Dimes in January. He used to lose 3,000 dimes a year all the time but that was back when he had multiple plays a day. That's why 2016 was so special. He did that with just a single play a day.

The bad run he's been on since Sept. 1st, 2021 to now, where he has lost 16 out of 20 months is also pretty epic. During that span of 20 months he has lost 5,126.5 Dimes ($51,265).

 

[RidgeRider]

Lang writes this in the write up to promotes today's dart toss:

"Eventually the team I pick will do what I handicap them to do and believe it or not, I really feel I have won tonight"

What in the hell is Lang talking about here? If he knew how to handicap he would have been on Memphis. How did he win tonight? He lost in ever single way. I believe he's 4-19 in the NBA this year. Eventually he might guess right but he sure is clueless as far as how to handicap basketball or any sport for that matter. He's lost 16 of the last 20 months and most months the losses are massive. The owner(s) of his company don't even send out promo emails anymore to get sales over the last 6 months. Lang is like a stage 5 cancer patient. His days or months seem to be numbered.

 

[savage1]

Perhaps I am exaggerating or missing something here, but for me from what RidgeRider posted, there is an implication that Lang

deems himself to be a computer programmer of teams and their players as if they are some kind of robots that are expected

to perform as he has deemed(handicapped lol) them to be.

When they do not perform up to expectations, which as we all know the overwhelming number of times, in so many words

Lang is saying that he was on the right side but because of circumstances beyond his control, things did not work out the

way he expected and leave it at that rather than to actually question the manner in which he handicapped the game

and the REAL reasons why he lost, and would you believe change his modus operandi so that the same situation is less

likely to occur again!!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Not going to spend much time talking about the 40 dime loss on the Lakers last night.
Anthony Davis and all his millions got treated like a little punk bitch by Xavier Tillman. Unreal to watch. Really was.
Oh well, just another "wrong side" of the game by yours truly.
Eventually the team I pick will do what I handicap them to do and believe it or not, I really feel I have won tonight.
Based on how bad things have gone lately, it will turn around. I have had bad runs like this before. Times I can't get out of my own way.
And in doing this for over 30 years I always turn it around and go on a run. Every single time.
This will be no different.
The run starts tonight with this 40 dime release. Nothing more. Nothing less.
It's go time. LFG.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang with only 4 winning months out of the past 20 but predicts he will turn it around, which for him translates to 1 winning month out of the next 10, lol.

The part about him really feeling he won tonight is just him being excited about some Tranny he met on the Grindr app.

 

[proanalyser]

Fkin Lennard entitled out for clippers,why does my team always get a player hurt.

 

[sniperpicks]

Skip it. He trying to sneak in a fake W here with line moves

 

[finman13]

So kawai is out. Screw what pro anal says. Did he really take clips with or without kawai. Sniper...what lone does he give after the game starts of course?

 

[finman13]

Line

 

[sniperpicks]

? TD for ?

4th about to start

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,181.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $11,815 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$13,810)

PAID PICKS: 51-57-2 / 47.2%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 7-12-1, -394.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (1W-2L) -84 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

4-12-2, -442 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1-1
40 DIME: 2-4-1
30 DIME: 1-4

NBA PLAYOFFS (2022-23)

1-4, -268 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 0-1
40 DIME: 1-2

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

5-5, -29.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 2-1
60 DIME: 1-1
40 DIME: 2-2

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 10,054.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $100,545 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$122,490)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 1,181.5 DIMES (01/01/23 to 04/20/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Sometimes in this business it takes winning a game that at the outset the entire world thought you had no shot winning.
The most important player on the Clippers is a scratch in the mid afternoon and the line jumps from +3 to +7 and eventually closed at +7 1/2.
For all intents and purposes, the Clippers on paper had no shot and the Suns should have blown them out by 20.
However, a funny thing happened. The Clippers fought as if their life was on the line in an incredbile effort.
They clawed their way back from a 13 point 4th quarter deficit to eventually getting it to 3 with 1:44 to go before a heartbreaking 3 by Torrey Craig iced it for the Suns.
What an inspired effort and more importantly for all of us, the COVER.
Now we look to take that momentun into tonight's action as I up the ante with this 75 dimer and start to turn this thing around like I always have.
In doing this for over 30 years I always turn it around and go on a run. Every single time.
This will be no different.
The turn around continues tonight with this 75 dime release. Nothing more. Nothing less.
It's go time. LFG.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

In doing this for over 30 years I always turn it around and go on a run. Every single time.

Sure Lang, we know.
You always lose a shit ton, win very little back and then lose another shit ton. Rinse and repeat, It's your pattern.
It all translates to you being a LONG TERM LOSER and not something to be proud of.

Face it, you suck!

 

[savage1]

In doing this for over 30 years I always turn it around and go on a run. Every single time.

Sure Lang, we know.
You always lose a shit ton, win very little back and then lose another shit ton. Rinse and repeat, It's your pattern.
It all translates to you being a LONG TERM LOSER and not something to be proud of.

Face it, you suck!

Speaking of the word "run," your wife, your entire family and any friends you ever have had have all RUN AWAY FROM YOU AND

WANT NO PART OF YOU because you are vermin, a pathological liar, a total failure and LOSER in life whether it be in

handicapping, and/or most importantly who and what you are as a "human being" and I use the word loosely!!