The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[StackinGreen]

75, 150, 40 ... what a weekend!

Thanks boys

 

[finman13]

Is there any reason to think Mr. Dick Face won't come back with the Rays as his blowout 40 dimer? I don't see anything else on the card.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well, not to beat a dead horse but talk about fu@%^$#king frustrated.
No Giannis. No bueno.
However, quite frankly, from the tone of the first 10 minutes of the game, Giannis wouldn't have made a damn bit of difference.
The gutless Bucks came out flat, got punched in the mouth, let Jimmy Butler do whatever he wanted and embarrassed themselves all afternoon.
I don't know about you, but Milwaukee head coach Mike Budenholzer couldn't have been more clueless than a hooker on crack walking the street at 5:00 am.
All that time to prepare and your team comes out flat, disinterested, no intensity, like banging a supermodel, they just laid there and did nothing.
Trust me, you look like that clown, any strange he is getting on the road at the Ritz Carlton is a 250 pound front desk clerk, who works the graveyard shift.
Let's move on.
No interest in either NBA game tonight. The Sixers are probably the right side and I am not touching game 2 of the Warriors and Kings tonight.
Although, after watching Klay Thompson pass up a 5-foot jumper in the lane for win and instead pass to a guy who was 1-7 from 3, it would be just like the Warriors to win game 2.
I made solid money in Major league baseball last week and I will look to start this week by staying hot on the diamond.
Baseball winner #5 out of 7 happens now.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

I made solid money in Major league baseball last week and I will look to start this week by staying hot on the diamond.

Solid money,
This fucking idiot has nothing good to promote so he just makes up some bullshit.

The last 3 weeks Lang is 5-13-1, -609 Dimes ($6,090)... Now that is some solid losing.

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[finman13]

He would know about a crack whore roaming around at 5AM

 

[sniperpicks]

Lang has 2 topics ………….. fake stories about being at strip clubs and hooker / crackhead scenarios these may be real life experiences he had chasing women

 

[sniperpicks]

This asswipe jumps on a teams 3-4 games after I do. First Tampa now Bochy ⭐️

 

[sniperpicks]

Watch this doosh run Rangers into ground. Tampa lost .3 of last 4

Then he will just bet opposite the Oakland ( soon to be Vegas ) A’s and kill that play

 

[finman13]

So Lang gets the win even though Degrom exits early with wrist soreness? Same ailment Lang suffers from after doing the 5 knuckle shuffle incessantly.

 

[phelps123]

fin what is his pick?

 

[finman13]

I would assume based on the clues that was the Rangers

 

[finman13]

Langs website is beyond comical.. "money in the bank again " I guess technically true as he has won more than once but what a misleading asshat. Hopefully forums like this keep very few from falling into the web of lies this fucker weaves.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,097.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $10,975 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$12,970)

PAID PICKS: 50-55-2 / 47.6%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 6-10-1, -310.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

4-12-2, -442 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1-1
40 DIME: 2-4-1
30 DIME: 1-4

NBA PLAYOFFS (2022-23)

0-3, -264 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 0-1
40 DIME: 0-1

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

5-4, +50.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS
75 DIME: 2-1
60 DIME: 1-1
40 DIME: 2-2

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 9,970.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $99,705 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$121,650)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 1,097.5 DIMES (01/01/23 to 04/17/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Just another losing week for Lang, this time for 198.5 Dimes.
If you're a Lang client it's, NO MORE MONEY IN THE BANK, and some loan shark named Guido is looking for your ass.

Brandon Lang, pictured here, after being denied a loan, outside in the bank parking lot yelling into his laptop webcam, circa 2016.

 

[gander1]

I would assume based on the clues that was the Rangers

Guys: I enjoy this forum as much as anyone and Pimpy does a terrific job on the updates. But now, without knowing what his picks are prior to the game so that we can fade - it's kind of like beating a dead horse, don'tcha think?

 

[proanalyser]

I feel a winning streak coming. Time to build the bankroll as I come down main street with my famous up the ante plays

 

[RidgeRider]

They should be called lower the ante plays as he has to be 28% lifetime on those plays looking to up the ante only because he's down so much in the past week, month & year. No way Lang gives out an NBA game tonight as he's 4-15-2 by his deceptive record grading practices, really 4-17 this season in the hoops. I'm almost sure he'll keep playing favorites in baseball until he losses going that route like 3 to 4 times in a row. When you have a simpleton like Lang they'll keep riding a horse into the ground and totally dismiss the other 75% ways to bet games like an underdog or Over/Under. Once we start seeing him post his game early in the morning each day we'll know he's back on the east coast caddying. When he's caddying he has to get to the course early to hopefully get some unsuspecting golfer assigned to him for 5 hours.

 

[savage1]

Actually if Lang wanted to be politically correct and honest, he would be saying something along the lines of "building the bankroll

to try to make at least a little dent in the current massive loan taken by anyone who was stupid enough to play Lang's games over

any period of time and/or if he is a masochist!!" lol