The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 9,847 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $98,470 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$120,415)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 974 DIMES (01/01/23 to 04/07/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well, let's put Jimmy Herget on the "I am a complete dumb ass" hit list.
My 40 dimer on the Angels was all but in the bag, up 3-1 with 2-outs in the top of the 7th when Herget comes in proceeds to give up the 3-run bomb to Bo Bichette.
Game. Set. Match.
I guess you can't expect much with a last name like Herget.
My #1 pet peeve in baseball is bullpen's that blow a win for a starter and that is exactly what Herget did to Patrick Sandoval.
Sandoval went 6 innings allowing 1 run on 6 hits but gets a no decision thanks to that fu$%#%king clown Herget.
Fu@#$#k me. When it rains it pours.
After closing the tourney with the 200 dime winner Monday night with UCONN, just can't get anything going.
However, that all ends to day with this 75 dime winner, my AL Blowout of the month.
Let's go.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Atta boy Lang, blame the relief pitcher for your shitty pick on the Angels.
It's never your fault you're a huge loser, it's always someone else to blame. ?

 

[RidgeRider]

Lang will never blame himself when the score is close. For gods sake the Angels got outhit 9-3. They were lucky to be leading the game and probably should have lost by 4-5 runs. Get back in your leased Ford Escort and deliver my Uber Eats on time for once you piece of shit!

 

[sniperpicks]

He on Rays Run line winning 5-0

he will now take them constantly

should of done a once in a lifetime 1100 dimer risk

 

[finman13]

Play off website. Maybe Rays if so, maybe even Lang can't slow them down.

Okay I made my post and the previous posts suddenly appeared. Thanks Sniper

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

When La

He on Rays Run line winning 5-0

he will now take them constantly

should of done a once in a lifetime 1100 dimer risk

When Lang is desperate he will usually start with the run line plays.
He's starting real early this MLB season.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang trying his best to hide his losses on the main page lately.
Tuesday he posted he had a winner right after the game ended. Was later changed to a push the next day.
Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, all losses but nothing posted on the main page after the games ended.
He wins today and immediately posts the win on main page, lol.

 

[sniperpicks]

He gonna say he told the world about the last undefeated team in MLB at home would ? a shit team , My oh my. We would not of known if ? didn’t tell us

 

[sniperpicks]

Total ?? and turd ? burglar

any gambler even with a glance look at mlb first week knows All about the rays you sun bulb

But he told the ? all
About this secret ? GTFO

 

[sniperpicks]

Lang trying to rise the weekend bankroll like Jesus with a repeat of yesterday

 

[sniperpicks]

 

[finman13]

Well the people of Kuwait and the rest of the world is ecstatic that Lang provided inside knowledge of the Rays. Congrats Pube Head on taking the -150 favorite and making everyone rich. Like the site says, it's free money!

 

[phelps123]

fin do you think Rays will go 162-0?

 

[finman13]

160-2

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 839 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $8,390 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$10,385)

PAID PICKS: 47-50-2 / 48.4%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 3-5-1, -52 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-3L-1P) +1 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

4-12-2, -442 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1-1
40 DIME: 2-4-1
30 DIME: 1-4

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

2-2, +45 Dimes

DIME RATINGS
75 DIME: 1-0
60 DIME: 1-0
40 DIME: 0-2

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 9,712 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $97,120 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$119,065)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 839 DIMES (01/01/23 to 04/09/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[savage1]

For me he will ride undefeated TB again today against the Sox and especially because no Adam Duvall

who along with Devers have been so instrumental so far in the modest success of the Sox!!

 

[RidgeRider]

Lang will play run line favorites or favorites -150 or less into the ground because he had two resounding wins. He'll keep riding this way of betting baseball another day or two or until he loses a few days in a row. We've seen this time and time again from Lang. When you struggled to pass the 8th grade it's handicapping at it's finest.