The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 884 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $8,840 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$10,835)

PAID PICKS: 45-48-2 / 48.3%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 1-3-1, -97 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (0W-1L-1P) -44 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

4-12-2, -442 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1-1
40 DIME: 2-4-1
30 DIME: 1-4

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

34-34-1, -509.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 2-4
80 DIME: 1-2
75 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 12-8
50 DIME: 1-7
40 DIME: 5-5
30 DIME: 12-6-1

COLLEGE HOOPS TOURNAMENT ACTION (2023)

6-10, -406 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 2-1
150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 2-4
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 0-1
30 DIME: 1-0

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 9,757 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $97,570 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$119,515)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 884 DIMES (01/01/23 to 04/05/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[sniperpicks]

Everyone hammering UConn for 2 days didn’t know shit until Colonel DooshLang told the world ? about it

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well, after watching the Pistons implode in the last 6 minutes last night costing me the 40 dime winner, I'm done with the NBA until the playoffs.
Unlike most people, I like to watch the first week of baseball, watching the starting rotations one time through before jumping in.
I"m ready to go on a roll on the diamond.
The journey back to the top of the mountain continues today with this 40 dime bankroll builder.
LFG!!!!!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

I"m ready to go on a roll on the diamond.

So Lang says he's DONE with the NBA until the playoffs.
That means he finishes the NBA Regular Season 4-12-2, -442 Dimes... Excellent work.

Now he's ready to "GO ON A ROLL" in baseball.
Funny how he doesn't tell us his record from last season like he did before he started college hoops.
Is it because he went 39-48 and lost 542.5 Dimes? It couldn't be that because he's always so honest and forthright when it comes to his overall and past records...

Clown Capper! ?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Is Lang really going to start the MLB season with a Run Line play on the Dodgers?
Because it's either that at +100 or the DBacks at +135.

This same match-up just happened on March 31st up in LA where the DBacks won 2-1.
But Dustin May dominated with 7 shutout innings.
Merrill Kelly on the other hand only pitched 3.2 innings with 4 walks and 4 K's and didn't give up any runs.

And we all know Lang loves stats like this: The Los Angeles Dodgers are 38-10 (79.2%) vs. the Arizona Diamondbacks over the last three seasons.

 

[finman13]

I honestly don't have an inkling of where Link goes with this one Pimpy. You are right..he loves stats like that.

 

[phelps123]

I think he will be on the run line.

 

[XENO]

Lang , like his tranny X wife. Is drinking LAIMBEER tonight. He has a 11 pack ? late 4th
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Oh wow that’s that that transvestite on tv haha

 

[sniperpicks]

?⚾️ for the guy whose bankroll is lower than a snakes belly

3-0 dodgers

 

[StackinGreen]

After tonight's loss, Lang coming back down the mountain.

LOL!

 

[finman13]

Still no play on the website. Lang must be doing extensive research.

 

[duckwater]

You didn't want me postin' so I don't. I came to the aid of Pimpy

then ducks on the pond

I want you to start a MLB thread with your picks so we can fade not post here talking about yourself.
Pimpy needs no aid, his pimp hand is strong.

 

[savage1]

Still no play on the website. Lang must be doing extensive research.

Or trying to apply for a personal loan and/or trying to negotiate a better rate of interest on his existing one!!

 

[phelps123]

What was his pick yesterday?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 924 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $9,240 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$11,235)

PAID PICKS: 45-49-2 / 47.8%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 1-4-1, -137 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (0W-2L-1P) -84 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

4-12-2, -442 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1-1
40 DIME: 2-4-1
30 DIME: 1-4

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

0-1, -40 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

40 DIME: 0-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 9,797 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $97,970 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$119,915)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 924 DIMES (01/01/23 to 04/06/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well, nice dog price last night on the D'backs but I guess we can now accept the fact that the Dodgers flat out own Merrill Kelly.
As good as the D'backs have been playing, Kelly remains a mental midget against LA.
So after the huge 200 dime winner on UCONN Monday night, I push with the Magic on Tuesday, drop the Pistons at home Wednesday and of course Arizona last night.
The journey back to the top of the mountain continues today with this 40 dime bankroll builder.
LFG!!!!!