The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[MagiCap]

If you're a Lang client and got the Magic it at +4 or even +3.5 he says FUCK YOU!

He's taking the win!

Don't the magic have a good ats record?

 

[MagiCap]

They changed the website. Last night it said win and now it says a push.

What is the site link?

 

[gregboy59]

I agree he is great. You think they have people on radio shows if they lose, or make movies. There only making movies about winners.

""You think they have people on radio shows if they lose or make movies"?...of course they do! Your living, breathing, walking, talking scumbag proof Lang a tang.

 

[sniperpicks]

Langs story is a loser story. He got pissed on , You know. Urine

Official LANG story shirt available in Urine Yellow only 19.95

 

[finman13]

What is the site link?

Try brandonlang.com

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

They changed the website. Last night it said win and now it says a push.

I saw that last night, that's why I posted what I did.
Lang trying to steal one because he's so desperate but he got smacked down by squirrel toupee man, Al DeMarco/Rolli, LOL.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 840 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $8,400 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$10,395)

PAID PICKS: 45-47-2 / 48.9%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 1-2-1, -53 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (0W-0L-1P) +/-0 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

4-11-2, -398 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1-1
40 DIME: 2-3-1
30 DIME: 1-4

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

34-34-1, -509.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 2-4
80 DIME: 1-2
75 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 12-8
50 DIME: 1-7
40 DIME: 5-5
30 DIME: 12-6-1

COLLEGE HOOPS TOURNAMENT ACTION (2023)

6-10, -406 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 2-1
150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 2-4
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 0-1
30 DIME: 1-0

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 9,713 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $97,130 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$119,075)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 840 DIMES (01/01/23 to 04/04/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well, my 40 dimer on the Magic falls right on the closing number of 4.
The line was 5 when I released it, moved to 4 1/2 mid-day and then again to 4 late in the day.
Depending when you bet it most of you probably WON it rather than the PUSH but for record keeping purposes, we will grade it a push.
Lots of cheddar to get back in our pockets but the good news is plenty of time to do it.
If I have said it once, I've said it a million times: A winning streak starts one winner at a time and Monday was a good start and of course Tuesday most of you won with Orlando.
The journey back to the top of the mountain continues today with this 40 dime bankroll builder.
LFG!!!!!

 

[StackinGreen]

Everything is always all about you.
where is your MLB picks?

You didn't want me postin' so I don't. I came to the aid of Pimpy

then ducks on the pond

 

[sniperpicks]

The journey back to the top of the mountain ?️ ~ Lang


this clown been buried deeper than Jimmy Hoffa since 2006

 

[sniperpicks]

Lang , like his tranny X wife. Is drinking LAIMBEER tonight. He has a 11 pack ? late 4th

 

[sniperpicks]

another buns splitter for LANG

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

The journey back to the top of the mountain ?️ ~ Lang


this clown been buried deeper than Jimmy Hoffa since 2006

After tonight's loss, Lang coming back down the mountain.

 

[finman13]

He picked the pistons with a bunch of guys sitting out. A team that is tanking. Why? Because they covered the spread earlier this season? Irrelevant Lang a Tang. What an idiot.

 

[sniperpicks]

Easy MLB all day. Yanks. Braves. Win and the Rays 6-0


2 best nba teams at home. Cover. Bucks and Celtics

Lang is unbelievable with his ability to find a turd play

 

[finman13]

Yeah. The pistons had done well in 2 games vs nets..might as well have been Years ago.

 

[finman13]

I eat pieces of shit for breakfast and then I grease my pubes.

I then pro analyze why I exist and why I am a social pariah who won't change his stupid ways.

 

[phelps123]

You are not posting because you know you are shit.