The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

4-8-1, -299 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1-1
40 DIME: 2-3
30 DIME: 1-1

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

34-34-1, -509.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 2-4
80 DIME: 1-2
75 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 12-8
50 DIME: 1-7
40 DIME: 5-5
30 DIME: 12-6-1

COLLEGE HOOPS TOURNAMENT ACTION (2023)

2-7, -523.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 1-3
75 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 0-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 9,731.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $97,315 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$119,260)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 858.5 DIMES (01/01/23 to 03/24/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Congratulations to Brandon Lang, who was bragging so hard at the beginning of the month about how wonderful he was in last years tournament and how history was going to repeat itself.

With his 110 dime loser tonight his college hoops regular season and tournament action have a combined loss of 1,033 Dimes. Those poor $10 a dime bettors have lost $10,330 just in college hoops alone this season.

Not to fear Lang $10 bettors, there is still 4 betting games left in this years tournament. Plenty of time for your boy to do something "special" in THE MONEY MONTH OF MARCH!

Cheers to Brandon Link/Lang, the clowniest capper in all the land! ??

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Another astonishing number. In less than 4 full months, from the beginning of December to now, Lang has lost 2,320.5 DIMES!!!
That is $23,205 lost in just 114 days.

Yet this piece of shit sweeps it all under the rug and tells his clients, LET'S MOVE ON!
Then pretends like he's the best the world has ever seen.
Any negative shit that happens in his life is well deserved.
Brandon Link is a total piece of shit!

 

[phelps123]

Pimp he is the best in the world for us to fade!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Pimp he is the best in the world for us to fade!

He should have marketed himself as the huge loser he is YEARS AGO!
His ego just wouldn't allow it.
In his warped mind he probably believes he is a great handicapper, lol.

 

[finman13]

Well Lang (pro anal), get out that vat of vaseline and lube up.
Try not to defecate on your sodomist' taint you filthy bastard.

 

[finman13]

Another astonishing number. In less than 4 full months, from the beginning of December to now, Lang has lost 2,320.5 DIMES!!!
That is $23,205 lost in just 114 days.

Yet this piece of shit sweeps it all under the rug and tells his clients, LET'S MOVE ON!
Then pretends like he's the best the world has ever seen.
Any negative shit that happens in his life is well deserved.
Brandon Link is a total piece of shit!

Amen brother. Someone should just email customer service the numbers you have provided. Hysterical.

 

[finman13]

8,000 ways to look at the 150 dime loss on Michigan State in OT over Kansas State last night.
If you were going to tell me before the game started:
Michigan State would shoot 50% from the floor, 53% from behind the arc and out rebounded Kansas State and lose, I would have said "You have lost your fu#$&$king mind."
Well they did because they turned it over 13 times to Kansas State's 5 and the Wildcats scored 16 points off those turnovers. Game. Set. Match.
As good as Michigan State was in beating Marquette, they just couldn't do it 2 games in a row. Fu#%#$king unreal.
Let's move on.
Last Sunday I rolled out a rock solid 100 dime winner on Fairleigh Dickinson (+15') over Florida Atlantic and they went wire to wire for the easy cover.
Tonight this Princeton/Creighton matchup is one I absolutely love and I am confident it will be #2 in a row tonight.
Let's go.

8,000 ways to look at you and they are all negative. Life long loser, bad taste in primates, ugly as shit, pathological liar, a pariah, disowned by his family, a gross individual, poor at communicating in English, etc.......praise Pimpy for exposing this scum of the Earth on a daily basis.

 

[Buckeyefan80]

Wow. Shoulda went more. Had -9.5 and sweated

mid half 1 they Were -5.5 no lower that I saw. Was too nervous to take it and lay more

Trust the fade! ?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well, I lost a tough one last night with the 100 dime release on Princeton (+10) over Creighton, as the smart boys lose by 11.
After one of the most incredible NCAA tourney runs of my career last year, this tourney has been completely the opposite as I just can't catch a break.
However, with that being said, I am never one to let a bad run or a losing streak dictate the release of an absolute monster play if it's a game I love.
Understand this right now: This isn't me chasing. This isn't me being desperate. This is me not being afraid to rate a game that requires being rated a 200 dime release.
And this Gonzaga/UConn match up today IS THAT GAME...!!!!!!!
Last year in the tourney for only the 3rd and 4th time of my career, I had not one but two 200 dime releases.
Now you have one of two choices today:
You can judge me on my performance in this year's tourney so far and pass on this game and quite frankly, who could blame you.
Or, you can judge me on the fact that when I come with a 200 dime release in College Basketball, you had better believe the game isn't going to lose.
Me personally, I would let the 2-0 last year with 200 dime releases lead you today and the fact that this is only the 5th time in my career I have had this play.
You either trust me today or you don't. Nothing more needs to be said.
Good luck with whatever you choose today but I will make it 3 in a row today.
Just you watch me.

 

[phelps123]

Come on Lang take Gonzaga so I will cash on UConn!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Understand this right now: This isn't me chasing. This isn't me being desperate. This is me not being afraid to rate a game that requires being rated a 200 dime release.

Lang chasing and desperate is the ONLY way this fool can justify a 200 Dime play today.
This fucker has absolutely ZERO CLUE on this game. He is just flipping a coin and hoping he can make some sales and get lucky.
Lang bets with Monopoly money so why not?
Like I posted earlier, he has lost 2,320.5 DIMES the past 114 days. Nobody, I mean nobody is following this idiots advice.

And the Clown show rolls on! ?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Me personally, I would let the 2-0 last year with 200 dime releases lead you today and the fact that this is only the 5th time in my career I have had this play.

Looking back at my records, since 2013 Lang has had FIVE 200 Dime plays in college hoops.
His record is 3-2 which is not at all impressive and the reason he only mentions the 2-0 from last year.
This will be his 6th 200 dime play so him claiming it is only his 5th is bullshit!
Keep trying to hide the truth Lang. I'll always be here to set you straight.

Or, you can judge me on the fact that when I come with a 200 dime release in College Basketball, you had better believe the game isn't going to lose.

Except it has... TWICE

 

[RidgeRider]

The great chase is on. A real handicapper and a winning capper never bets their max wager when they are on an epic losing streak. This reminds me of sitting at a blackjack table and someone buys in with 30K. After an hour they are down to 8K. Instead of either walking away and living to fight another day or drop down on your bets the person betting $500 - $1,000 a hand bets 8K on 1 hand and losses.
Almost every radio show and podcast has dumped Lang. Even the dopey Bleav weekly podcast is on it's 3rd host in 8 months. I'm pretty sure the last two hosts wanted nothing more to do with Lang.

 

[finman13]

Uconn seems to be the trendy pick now that so many high seeds have taken a shit. Uconn on a great spread roll against non conference teams. I don't know Phelps that he takes a Gonzaga team that nearly gagged against ucla that was missing players and had no depth.

 

[ac_slater]

He is on the Uconn Huskies boys!

 

[Hon12gui1]

Crap!!! I was going with UCONN tonight...now I probably won't touch it!!!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang's gonna pretend that everything before this game tonight never happened.
Probably another 200 Dime chase play set to go on Sunday.

 

[finman13]

Lang thrown a bone. Gonzaga was gassed before the game even started.