The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[finman13]

Would assume a dog tomorrow. Does he dare go against Creighton again? Games tomorrow are much harder to read but like pimpy said, he will chase and chase big pretending he knows something.

 

[Buckeyefan80]

Mark it down, Lang will be on UConn next Saturday. Not sure that I can blame him, or fade it, since they have won every game by at least 15 points!

 

[finman13]

Well he brought up san diego state in his write up today. I think that tells you what his pick is.

 

[ac_slater]

He is on San Diego St.

 

[StackinGreen]

Estadio Azteca, haha, thanks AC ... lovin' those Z Cavaricci's

 

[phelps123]

Lang needs the ref to help him! That wasn't a foul!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Can't believe this fuck didn't jinx the Aztecs.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 558.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $5,585 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$7,580)

PAID PICKS: 43-41-1 / 51.1%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 12-13-1, -318.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (3W-3L) +34 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

4-8-1, -299 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1-1
40 DIME: 2-3
30 DIME: 1-1

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

34-34-1, -509.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 2-4
80 DIME: 1-2
75 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 12-8
50 DIME: 1-7
40 DIME: 5-5
30 DIME: 12-6-1

COLLEGE HOOPS TOURNAMENT ACTION (2023)

4-7, -223.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-0
150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 2-3
75 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 0-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 9,431.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $94,315 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$116,260)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 558.5 DIMES (01/01/23 to 03/26/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well the Final 4 isn't until Saturday, April 1st.
Lang is down 318.5 Dimes in March so if he wants to try and chase the winning month he's gonna have to do it in the NBA and MLB which starts on the 30th.

I doubt he chases. He will be content to remind everybody about his wins on Saturday and Sunday and never mention the losing month.
Funny, he won 300 Dimes back the past 2 days yet he's 3-3 for the week and only up 34 Dimes, lol.
It's been a strange week.

 

[phelps123]

Pimp MLB opening day is 30th?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Pimp MLB opening day is 30th?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang going with Women's College Hoops?
That's a new one.

Not much I have to say that my 100 Dime Winner on San Diego State (+2') beating Creighton outright 57-56 holding the Blue Jays to 2-17 from behind the arc.
Not much I have to say about my 3rd straight 200 Dime Winner Saturday with Connecticut (-3) by 28 points over Gonzaga doesn't say for me.
Scroll back up and read my analysis of both those games. As good as you will find anywhere on the planet earth in breaking down a pair of big time winners.
As far as San Diego State was concerned, you hold the tourney #1 seed to 3-27 from 3 did you really think they wouldn't do the same to Creighton?? Seriously!!!!!
As for UConn, It was only the 5th time in my entire 18 year career on the internet I had a 200 dime college basketball release and the biggest blowout's of the tourney.
In fact, it's the biggest margin of victory in the round of 8 in tournament history.
I asked you to trust me and for those of you who ignored my record in this year's tourney and rode with me, congrats and thank you for trusting me.
Felt good to deliver the 2-0 weekend sweep.
Good news: you are going to get a chance to trust me again when I tell you 200 Dimer #4 in a row will be in the round of 4 next Saturday.
In the meantime, lets build off that 100 Dime Winner Sunday, the 200 Dime Winner Saturday with a 6th straight 30 dime winner.
Feel good about this one today as well.

 

[savage1]

Perhaps Lang should see if there is a transgender NCAA Basketball Tournament, and if so, ask his ex-cheap-looking and slutty

tranny husband/wife or whatever you want to call it, who decided to trade Lang in for a younger stud, for some

insight into the teams/game involved!!

 

[rachelbush2356]

Does anyone want to split Lang package?

 

[finman13]

Okay. Don't go with the feel good story of the VA Tech star player having a special needs player. Geez, link...don't do that. Go with o lie o state plus 3. The apocalypse is upon us with him taking this game.

 

[ac_slater]

 

[finman13]

Thanks Slater. Damn you Lang. Had a cousin go there.

 

[finman13]

Will give you this Hokie win jackass