The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[carlitosway]

Let the chasing commence!

Every play will be big because Lang needs sales from suckers so he can pay his divorce lawyers.
These are desperate times for Brandon Link.

Hey I've seen that guy panhandling on NYC subway trains!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

He on Mich St like he usually does it seems. His HOME as I recall, 1 min to half

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[lastguyoffthabench]

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He siaid Nowell wouldn’t have a good game vs this MSU defense. Only put up an all-time performance, on a bad ankle.

 

[sniperpicks]

Faders tonight

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

We have 4 rounds starting tonight, then 2 more rounds the following week so you do the math. I'm talking about 6 more selections in the big tourney.
All I am going to say is don't count me out to pull off something special.

Well Lang did do something special... he shit all over himself.

Probably more chasing on Friday with either 100 or another 150 Dimer!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

I would love to stick this 150 dimer up the anal cavity.

You are the greatest jinx to Lang this thread has ever seen. Never Leave!!!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 748.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $7,485 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$9,480)

PAID PICKS: 41-40-1 / 50.6%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 10-12-1, -508.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (1W-2L) -156 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

4-8-1, -299 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1-1
40 DIME: 2-3
30 DIME: 1-1

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

34-34-1, -509.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 2-4
80 DIME: 1-2
75 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 12-8
50 DIME: 1-7
40 DIME: 5-5
30 DIME: 12-6-1

COLLEGE HOOPS TOURNAMENT ACTION (2023)

2-6, -413.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 1-2
75 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 0-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 9,621.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $96,215 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$118,160)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 748.5 DIMES (01/01/23 to 03/23/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[finman13]

Too bad your broke finaman. I would love to stick this 150 dimer up the anal cavity.

Well dildo, you lost again. You don't know me or my financial situation but we know you are a troll and an illiterate. It's you're not your. It's also Finman .Go have another mad dog 20/20 or 40 oz malt liquor.

Of course you would like to stick it up my ass. How many years did you stick it up the ass of a Silverback gorilla?
Oh, you aren't Link? I forgot.....just an illiterate troll.

Maybe one day you can meet your hero and you guys can shove gerbils up each other's asses.

 

[finman13]

Let's go ahead and say lang is definitely on a dog tomorrow.
And it's either Miami or Xavier. I would be shocked if it's not Xavier. Okay maybe not shocked. It's one of those 2. Be prepared faders.

 

[phelps123]

fin do you think Houston will win Miami tomorrow?

 

[RidgeRider]

On the podcast he said his best play of the Sweet 16 was Princeton. He said something like Michigan State was just a lean and he made it a 150 unit "Biggest Release Of The Season". His service has always been a complete joke. How great would it be if just one radio host or podcast would ask him about all the made up handicappers on the site. One time a host asked him how many times he's had winning seasons in the last 10? He thought for a second or two and said 7. Lol

 

[phelps123]

So his play on Princeton today?

 

[RidgeRider]

The website hasn't said which game he's playing yet. If it's that game it will be Princeton. If it's another game who knows. He was talking about getting banged in the ass with a strap on by some woman. The guy is so strange! He's such a loser! He claimed on the podcast the Sunday win turned it around for him in the tourney. I've never heard of starting 0-6 and getting a win turning thing around. If anything he's bleeding to death and getting taken to the hospital in critical condition. After his 165 unit dump last night he'd have to put out a 100 plus unit play everyday the rest of the month and win every game to have a positive month. The guy is DOA!

 

[finman13]

He could never go on a legitimate radio show. He just rants about sluts and drugs. And yea, talked about getting fucked up the ass with a strap on and some of his shit being on the strap on. He also stated how to take good shits and how to wipe your ass. Dude is completely juvenile. He makes Beavis and Butthead sound like Rhodes Scholars.

 

[finman13]

fin do you think Houston will win Miami tomorrow?

They probably won't win the city but I think they will beat Miami.

 

[savage1]

Question:

I think I know the answer which is negative but I will ask it to be sure:

Inasmuch as Lang has been burying people so far in March Madness and time running down, is there any possibility that he would give

out two plays on a given day or just the standard one to try to get even??

tia

 

[finman13]

If he has his best play already then why does it take so long to post it on the site? The Tibet monks are anxiously awaiting.

 

[finman13]

Question:

I think I know the answer which is negative but I will ask it to be sure:

Inasmuch as Lang has been burying people so far in March Madness and time running down, is there any possibility that he would give

out two plays on a given day or just the standard one to try to get even??

tia

Nope