The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[sniperpicks]

Langs banging pans instead of trannys tonight

 

[Tuesday]

REAL FUNNY DICK HEAD

Just stop asking for the play because you're pissing Pimpy off and this is his thread and besides people will post plays whether or not you ask them they decide on their own it doesn't help with you asking...

 

[Tuesday]

Langer winning the 100 dimer on Nova but still can't do math. LOL, the guy is a hoot.

Naw...this is a hoot...?lackingreen banging her tambourine yeah yeah...you can ask you can ask...still lackin the play of your life...still so tween...trying to join this scene...forever lacking green?

 

[Tuesday]

Langs banging pans instead of trannys tonight

OK SO BAYLOR IT IS AND jtroller/lang WILL BE GETTING BANGED BY TRANNIES INSTEAD GOGOGO BAYLOR?

 

[finman13]

Cough up $65 if you want to find out. Since you can't even afford a cup of coffee, youll find out later with the rest of the free loaders

65 bucks for a perennial losers picks? I don't have to caddy or deliver mcdonalds to people you complete fucking idiot.

 

[finman13]

At least pro anal answers to his real namesake.

 

[sniperpicks]

Here comes the stinker from LANG again. Rack it up

 

[Tuesday]

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Here comes the stinker from LANG again. Rack it up

ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER EASY FADE WINNER HA! HA! MAY THE FADE BE WITH YOU
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[finman13]

Good job pro anus! Fuck off!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 270 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $2,700 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$4,695)

PAID PICKS: 30-28 / 51.7%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 12-16, -522.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

3-6-1, -219 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-0-1
40 DIME: 2-2
30 DIME: 0-1

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

26-30, -524.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-3
80 DIME: 1-2
75 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 9-7
50 DIME: 1-7
40 DIME: 5-4
30 DIME: 8-6

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 9,143 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $91,430 (MINUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$113,375)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 270 DIMES (01/01/23 to 02/27/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well, I guess they didn't turn it around at home last night.
Really thought Oklahoma State would put forth a solid effort in front of the home crowd but they were flat-out outplayed and outcoached.
And my 30 dimer on the Cowboys goes down in flames.
So heading into March, I said was very important, time to win.
Last 9 days I have gone 5-4. That isn't going to get it done.
Yes, I hit the 100 dimer on Villanova last Saturday and the 80 dimer on Indiana State last Wednesday, and yes the 5-4 has turned a profit.
But not the way I wanted it to go.
Do I wish it was for much more? Absolutely but rode a few dogs on Thursday, Friday, Sunday, and last night and they most certainly were dogs with fleas.
February comes to an end today and it's important to close out the month with a winner because we all know what is up next.
THE MONEY MONTH OF MARCH.
Tonight, it's back to a 30 dime winner as I look to get back in the winners' circle.
Let's keep it going.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

February comes to an end today and it's important to close out the month with a winner because we all know what is up next.

We sure do Brandon.
Another huge losing month for you. Your 15 out of your last 19th.
Let's keep it going!!!!

 

[carlitosway]

WHO DOES HE HAVE TONIGHT

Wait...I think Bueller may have tonight's pick! Professor Kimbelt doesn't seem to get it though.

 

[finman13]

Another losing month..but just mentions a winning record over a few days. Hey Brandon, because of your money management you could go 6-1 and still be down..but because you are a shit head , you will never let your 8 clients know that.. what a sack of shit. Your brother just shakes his head. You are a pariah.

 

[sniperpicks]

Lang riding with north CA tonight halfway through 1st half

 

[Tuesday]

Lang riding with north CA tonight halfway through 1st half

Thank you for confirming...SO SAN JOSE IT IS GOGOGO SAN JOSE STATE?

Read it wrong haha North CA is San Jose...SO COLORADO STATE IT IS GOGOGO COLORADO AND FUCK jtroller/lang and San Jose??

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 240 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $2,400 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$4,395)

PAID PICKS: 31-28 / 52.5%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (1W-0L) +30 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

3-6-1, -219 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-0-1
40 DIME: 2-2
30 DIME: 0-1

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

27-30, -494.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-3
80 DIME: 1-2
75 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 9-7
50 DIME: 1-7
40 DIME: 5-4
30 DIME: 9-6