The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 9,113 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $91,130 (MINUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$113,075)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 240 DIMES (01/01/23 to 02/28/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well, nice way to end the month of February with a winner as my 30 dimer on San Jose State (-2') pulls away late for the 63-46 blowout win.
Listen, after a rock solid winning January including a 4-2 run in the NFL playoffs, let's be honest, I shit the bed in February including losing the big one with the Eagles.
However, this is exactly what happened last year and guess what: I had one of the biggest March runs of my entire career.
MARCH - 2022
19-12
$10 Bettor Made $8,040
Think about that number for a second......Over $8,000 !!!!!!!!!
IN ONE MONTH.
That is how good a month I had last year in the conference tourneys, the NIT and the Big Boys tourney as well.
History has a way of repeating itself with me and I am ready to step up and hand the world another March of a lifetime.
And that starts today.
THE MONEY MONTH OF MARCH. It was money last year. It will be money this year.
It starts with this up the ante 60 dime winner. Nothing more. Nothing less.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang loses close to 500 Dimes in February and doesn't mention the amount lost, but wants to talk about March from a year ago, one of the very few months he did good and mentions the exact amount won.

Sorry Lang but I prefer to remember this past December and your record breaking losing month of 1,462 Dimes.
$10 Bettor Lost $14,620
Think about that number for a second......Over $14,000 !!!!!!!!!
IN ONE MONTH.

You Cherry Picking Clown! ?

 

[sniperpicks]

So he probably shits ? the bed ?️ hard this march. Why ? Cuz he can’t even wipe his ass right twice in a row. Faders be ready

 

[finman13]

Dick breath ...on the horns?

 

[sniperpicks]

? has ? at the half

 

[Tuesday]

? has ? at the half

Ok thank you SO TEXAS IT IS GOGOGO?

 

[sniperpicks]

Loser he had -3

 

[savage1]

Wow-I checked the score with a minute and change to play and saw TCU up by seven and concluded that mama's boy Lang won.

I just checked to see how much TCU/Lang won by and I was delighted to see that the family disowned pariah actually lost!!

I don't know or care how the score ended up so close, but I am sure Lang will blame it on someone when he does his "look

what I can do, mommy" writeup tomorrow!! lol

 

[phelps123]

Lang lost on TCU unlike somebody that won on TCU right Tuesday?

 

[sniperpicks]

in honor of this goof getting back doored, here is a song by the BackSide boys

 

[Tuesday]

Lang lost on TCU unlike somebody that won on TCU right Tuesday?

Haha yeah that's was one of your big plays awhile back not today but yeah you called it then nice cash?

 

[Tuesday]

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in honor of this goof getting back doored, here is a song by the BackSide boys

ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER FADE WINNER WHERE jtroller/lang COULDN'T COVER HA! HA! MAY THE FADE BE WITH YOU
?????????????

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

THE MONEY MONTH OF MARCH. It was money last year. It will be money this year.
It starts with this up the ante 60 dime winner. Nothing more. Nothing less.

Get fucked Lang!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 306 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $3,060 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$5,055)

PAID PICKS: 31-29 / 51.6%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 0-1, -66 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (1W-1L) -36 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

3-6-1, -219 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-0-1
40 DIME: 2-2
30 DIME: 0-1

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

27-31, -560.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-3
80 DIME: 1-2
75 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 9-8
50 DIME: 1-7
40 DIME: 5-4
30 DIME: 9-6

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 9,179 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $91,790 (MINUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$113,735)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 306 DIMES (01/01/23 to 03/01/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[proanalyser]

LKy fkers 3pter at the buzzer. Leading the whole game.

Sir'Jabari Rice makes three point jump shot (Tyrese Hunter assists) 73-75 0:01 Do your job. That back door up the chute,really hurts,fkkkkkkkkkk

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang cryin' like the bitch he is.

 

[finman13]

Whenever Langs gets fucked by a player,it's always because someone didn't do "their job". What abou the other team or player? They had a job to do as well you idiot.