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Lang cryin' like the bitch he is. :sad2:

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Whenever Langs gets fucked by a player,it's always because someone didn't do "their job". What abou the other team or player? They had a job to do as well you idiot.
Does Lang ever acknowledge that when he WINS on a buzzer-beater and/or wins a game that h had no business winning, he

admits he was lucky or as I suspect, just brags about winning the game because of his "superior handicapping "skills?"
 

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Good work boys. Tuesday, you're obsessed. You used to be on the train. I coined the term pro anal too, lol, internet jockeys always gettin mad
 

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Does Lang ever acknowledge that when he WINS on a buzzer-beater and/or wins a game that h had no business winning, he

admits he was lucky or as I suspect, just brags about winning the game because of his "superior handicapping "skills?"
Of course not, it's classic selection/recall bias. When you win, you're "supposed to win" when you lose, you got "fukked". That's why all the clowns only bring up people's losses. Of course for Lang, that's most.

As they say, you see what you want to see. Like making me a villain here for no reason - funny, stupid, yes - but I'll take the role, however silly and unjustified it is. That jtoler douche used to relish it. It was stupid, but amusing.
 

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Well, I can honestly say, this entire college basketball season, that was the first time I have been ass rap@#$#ed at the buzzer this year.
That's how my 60 dimer went down on TCU last night, which blew a 16-point lead in the first half and a 12-point lead with just over 5 minutes to go in the game.
Sometimes the gambling gods aren't going to let you win a game and last night they said, "Lang, sorry pal, bend over, grab your ankles, and take it like a man.
I did. Let's move on.
Listen, that is exactly what happened last year to start this month, in fact, I lost the first 3 days of the month.
Guess what: I had one of the biggest months of March of my entire career.
Think about that number for a second......Over $8,000 !!!!!!!!!
IN ONE MONTH.
That is how good a month I had last year in the conference tourneys, the NIT, and the Big Boys tourney as well.
History has a way of repeating itself with me and I am ready to step up and hand the world another March of a lifetime.
THE MONEY MONTH OF MARCH. It was money last year. It will be money this year.
Let's get this 40 dime winner. Nothing more. Nothing less.
 

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Sometimes the gambling gods aren't going to let you win a game and last night they said, "Lang, sorry pal, bend over, grab your ankles, and take it like a man.

By "Gambling Gods" he means Asian Trannys, lol.
 

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If Lang's bs, transparency and overall schtick and phoniness weren't so obvious to even a SUB-moron, I can imagine him on

the midway of one's local carnival with a big bullhorn standing next to one of those games of chance where if you win, the prize

you win is worth LESS than what you paid to try your luck!! lol"

He would bellow out something like this:

"Step right up, folks and try your luck for a measly $4 and win the Teddy Bear of your dreams!!

It is so "EASY" and you have three chances to win, and just think for only $4!!

So many people have been winning at this game that the carnival operators are thinking of taking it down because of economic

ruin for the carnival or doubling the price to $8!!

"Don't be shut out and start winning NOW and make your day at the Carnival one you will remember until you die!! lol





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Good work boys. Tuesday, you're obsessed. You used to be on the train. I coined the term pro anal too, lol, internet jockeys always gettin mad
Of course not, it's classic selection/recall bias. When you win, you're "supposed to win" when you lose, you got "fukked". That's why all the clowns only bring up people's losses. Of course for Lang, that's most.

As they say, you see what you want to see. Like making me a villain here for no reason - funny, stupid, yes - but I'll take the role, however silly and unjustified it is. That jtoler douche used to relish it. It was stupid, but amusing.
...lackingreen the dancing queen...forever trying to join this FADE thread scene...?
 

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Yes Lang. You finally spoke the truth. History does have a tendency of repeating itself with you. You lose every year so that would be history repeating itself.

You telling the world about your picks is hysterical. Are there 15 people on your plan? You act like pygmies in Papua New Guinea and monks in Tibet are waiting on pins and needles for your daily selections.
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Even these folks are laughing at your handicapping ability.
 

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Well Lang, they say it smells like petroleum jelly when you fart because of all the ass rapings you take. Another long night.
 

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?????????????
he wearing a trojan which is ODD , cuz his X tranny spouse refused to , almost halftime
Well Lang, they say it smells like petroleum jelly when you fart because of all the ass rapings you take. Another long night.
ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER EASY FADE WINNER HA! HA! MAY THE FADE BE WITH YOU:an_dance:
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LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 350 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $3,500
(PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$5,495)

PAID PICKS: 31-30 / 50.8%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 0-2, -110 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (1W-2L) -80 DIMES
 

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LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

3-6-1, -219 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-0-1
40 DIME: 2-2
30 DIME: 0-1


COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

27-32, -604.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-3
80 DIME: 1-2
75 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 9-8
50 DIME: 1-7
40 DIME: 5-5
30 DIME: 9-6
 

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LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!


NEGATIVE 9,223 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $92,230
(MINUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$114,175)


-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 350 DIMES (01/01/23 to 03/02/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)
 

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Let's put another loss on the board to start March as the USC Trojans couldn't shoot in the first half, couldn't defend in the 1st half and the game was over in the first half.
They had won 14 straight at home and last night looked like a team that had never played basketball before.
Or maybe they just can't beat Arizona!!!!! Either way, now 0-2 in March.
I guess the silver lining is I came out of the box 0-2 last March and was I worried?
Nope: I had one of the biggest months of March of my entire career.
Think about that number for a second......Over $8,000 !!!!!!!!!
IN ONE MONTH.
That is how good a month I had last year in the conference tourneys, the NIT, and the Big Boys tourney as well.
History has a way of repeating itself with me and I am ready to step up and get this thing turned around.
THE MONEY MONTH OF MARCH.
Let's get this 30 dime winner. Nothing more. Nothing less.
 

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I am not saying 8K is something to scoff at, but really the stupid and arrogant fuck talks about it in the same way that sone would

talk about winning PowerBall, Mega Millions, etc.

But then again and in all fairness for a broke pauper like himself who doesn't have a pot to piss it, 8K is an amount of money for him

that does amount to the "life-changing" money of his dreams!! lol
 

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