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LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 143.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $1,435
(PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$3,430)

PAID PICKS: 24-19 / 55.8%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 6-7, -396 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (3W-3L) -158 DIMES
 

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LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NFL PRE-SEASON (2022-23)

8-5, +58.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 2-1
60 DIME: 1-2
30 DIME: 5-2


NFL REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

26-23-1, -859 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 1-4
100 DIME: 5-7-1
80 DIME: 0-2
75 DIME: 2-0
60 DIME: 12-5
50 DIME: 0-1
40 DIME: 6-3


NFL PLAYOFFS (2022-23)

5-2, +225 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-1
150 DIME: 1-1
100 DIME: 2-0
60 DIME: 1-0


NBA REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

3-6-1, -219 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-0-1
40 DIME: 2-2
30 DIME: 0-1


COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

20-21, -398 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-3
80 DIME: 0-2
75 DIME: 1-0
60 DIME: 8-5
50 DIME: 1-5
40 DIME: 5-4
30 DIME: 5-2
 

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LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!


NEGATIVE 9,016.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $90,165
(MINUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$112,110)


-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 143.5 DIMES (01/01/23 to 02/12/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)
 

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Lang's final numbers for the NFL Season 2022-23...

31-25-1, -634 DIMES
$10 Bettor lost $6,340

He was 6 games over .500 and still lost his ass because he choked on the big dime games.

Lang's website only shows his NFL Playoff record. No mention of the regular season record, of course, must keep that hidden.
He claims his NFL Playoff record was 5-2, which is correct but claims a $10 Bettor won $3,250 which is not accurate at all. Number should be $2,250 but I'm sure it's just an innocent mistake, lol.

What else would you expect from a crook like Lang? Hide the losses and lie about how much you are up when you are not even up at all.
 

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:+money-8+:+money-8+:+money-8+:+money-8+:+money-8+:+money-8+:+money-8+:+money-8+
:dancefool:dancefool:dancefool:dancefool:dancefool:dancefool:dancefool:dancefool
?????????????
EAT SHIT LANG!!!

3RD Super Bowl Loss in a row!!!

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Speaking of Jabroni's...



Thank God the Chiefs won or else we'd have to listen to Lang brag for the next 6 months and Stackinshits requote all his Eagles win posts and brag for even longer about what a great handicapper he is.

FUCK YOU LANG!
FUCK YOU STACKIN!
Enjoy your shit sandwiches. :shit: ? :p :lmao:
And you loved it. :103453517
ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER FADE WINNER AND ANOTHER SUPERBOWL ANOTHER SUPERBOWL FADE WINNER HA! HA!:highfive:

FUCK YOU LANG!
FUCK YOU STACKIN!
FROM THIS THREAD TO YOU ALL Enjoy your STACKINSHIT sandwiches INDEED. :shit: ? :p :lmao:

THIS CALLS FOR EXTRA CELEBRATIONS AND EXTRA DANCING HAPPY FACES AHAHA MAY THE FADE BE WITH YOU:an_dance:
?????????????
:+money-8+:+money-8+:+money-8+:+money-8+:+money-8+:+money-8+:+money-8+:+money-8+
:dancefool:dancefool:dancefool:dancefool:dancefool:dancefool:dancefool:dancefool
 
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Tuesday who won easy lol!
 

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Nobody knows if Eagles drive for the tie or win but what a ticky tack call. No impediment on route that was way overthrown and smith Schuster didn't even react . He just started walking back to huddle or sideline. That was a great Langing. Not all time great but pretty good. Congrats faders.
So happy we don't need to listen to this putz as you said above. Lang will have to lay on his stomach for a week due that tore up rectum.
 

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Nobody knows if Eagles drive for the tie or win but what a ticky tack call. No impediment on route that was way overthrown and smith Schuster didn't even react . He just started walking back to huddle or sideline. That was a great Langing. Not all time great but pretty good. Congrats faders.
So happy we don't need to listen to this putz as you said above. Lang will have to lay on his stomach for a week due that tore up rectum.
Yeah was worried they'd win in the last seconds but THE EAGLES GOT FUCKING LANGED AHAHA:an_laugh:
 
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If anyone still thinks Lang was 15-0 in the 1st 15 Super Bowls he handicapped before his picks got documented they have an IQ below 60. If he knew anything about handicapping he should have gave out the over. The Eagles got Langed!

Stu mentioned in his video a few years back that he spotted Lang the first 12, that he and “DeMarco” made it up

He might have a documented winning record since 06 or whatever, but he ate a shit sandwich when Colts ML lost to Saints and is probably in the red for this selection; something like 12-6-2 now maybe?
 

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Lang's final numbers for the NFL Season 2022-23...

31-25-1, -634 DIMES
$10 Bettor lost $6,340

He was 6 games over .500 and still lost his ass because he choked on the big dime games.

Lang's website only shows his NFL Playoff record. No mention of the regular season record, of course, must keep that hidden.
He claims his NFL Playoff record was 5-2, which is correct but claims a $10 Bettor won $3,250 which is not accurate at all. Number should be $2,250 but I'm sure it's just an innocent mistake, lol.

What else would you expect from a crook like Lang? Hide the losses and lie about how much you are up when you are not even up at all.
Solid work Pimpy, you're the King!
 

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Going to just enjoy one of the greatest Super Bowl wins ever fading Lang. I had KC +1.5 and also to win by 1-7 pts +250. I also won 13 of my prop plays. Buying 1st class tickets to Belize for a week vacation.
As far as what does Lang do going forward these are my beliefs:
1. The website is bringing in squat compared to 10-12 years ago.
2. The biggest pick seller Covers.com stopped selling picks. Pick sellers like SportsMemo have $2 Tuesday's and $7 Saturday's. That tells you what direction pick selling is going.
3. Lang used to just do his website all year round the 1st 5 years in business,. Then maybe 7-8 years ago he started caddying the 3 summer months to supplement his income. Now he's caddying 6 months out of the year and working as an Uber Eats driver 5 plus days a week. What does that tell you?
4. Lang can't even book decent radio gigs anymore. He's barely getting on the 3rd best sports talk shows in cities like Houston and St Louis for Super Bowl week. He is doing podcasts with followings of less than 1,000 on Twitter. He used to be on top 10 sports talk shows in the country and on TV. Not anymore. All of them figured out having Lang on was an epic fail.
5. The BrandonLang.com website has added 4 more made up cappers in the last year. They are desperate! No one is winning, No one is selling squat. The company that bought the website from Steve Budin got taken. Budin saw the handwriting on the wall 5 years ago.
6. At what point does breaking even or losing money does the owner pull the plug?
7. Let's enjoy today and this epic run, It may not last too much longer. Lang could be serving you at a Burger King in the very near future.
 

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Pube head spotted in Jacksonville this morning
 

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And their defensive coordinator should be fired this morning.
The only thing I can do now is brush myself off and go on a roll in College hoops, which by the way is exactly what I have done the last 2 years
Last week I handed you 5-2 on the college hardwood and now it's time to build the bankroll.. LFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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Going to just enjoy one of the greatest Super Bowl wins ever fading Lang. I had KC +1.5 and also to win by 1-7 pts +250. I also won 13 of my prop plays. Buying 1st class tickets to Belize for a week vacation.
As far as what does Lang do going forward these are my beliefs:
1. The website is bringing in squat compared to 10-12 years ago.
2. The biggest pick seller Covers.com stopped selling picks. Pick sellers like SportsMemo have $2 Tuesday's and $7 Saturday's. That tells you what direction pick selling is going.
3. Lang used to just do his website all year round the 1st 5 years in business,. Then maybe 7-8 years ago he started caddying the 3 summer months to supplement his income. Now he's caddying 6 months out of the year and working as an Uber Eats driver 5 plus days a week. What does that tell you?
4. Lang can't even book decent radio gigs anymore. He's barely getting on the 3rd best sports talk shows in cities like Houston and St Louis for Super Bowl week. He is doing podcasts with followings of less than 1,000 on Twitter. He used to be on top 10 sports talk shows in the country and on TV. Not anymore. All of them figured out having Lang on was an epic fail.
5. The BrandonLang.com website has added 4 more made up cappers in the last year. They are desperate! No one is winning, No one is selling squat. The company that bought the website from Steve Budin got taken. Budin saw the handwriting on the wall 5 years ago.
6. At what point does breaking even or losing money does the owner pull the plug?
7. Let's enjoy today and this epic run, It may not last too much longer. Lang could be serving you at a Burger King in the very near future.
Great post. It's amazing in its own right that he was able to sit down with Stephen A Smith and Dennis Miller, ever. The best thing about the Miller HBO show was that you can look up old episodes and check his picks and he commonly goes 0-3 on his picks on the show. That reminds me of an ESPN radio show that had this tout a couple years back and he went 0-5 and 1-4 in weeks 1 and 2 of the NFL, and then never appeared on the show again. It was quite funny, the only thing sucking was that he was clearly an awesome fade for that year.
 

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Speaking of Jabroni's...
I was wrong with the result, indeed I got Langed. I think the Eagles were the better team, but it doesn't matter at this point. Honestly, who cares. This is all entertainment, that's the point. ProAnal and all the other butthurt people usually use threads due to their insecurity, so do faders, but I just find it all fun. Who gives a crap. If you're a winner in life, and Lang isn't, you don't mind what people say about you on the internet, in some dark corner. I find it amusing, though.
 

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