EAT SHIT LANG!!!
3RD Super Bowl Loss in a row!!!
Speaking of Jabroni's...
Thank God the Chiefs won or else we'd have to listen to Lang brag for the next 6 months and Stackinshits requote all his Eagles win posts and brag for even longer about what a great handicapper he is.
FUCK YOU LANG!
FUCK YOU STACKIN!
Enjoy your shit sandwiches. ?
ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER FADE WINNER AND ANOTHER SUPERBOWL ANOTHER SUPERBOWL FADE WINNER HA! HA!And you loved it.
Yeah was worried they'd win in the last seconds but THE EAGLES GOT FUCKING LANGED AHAHANobody knows if Eagles drive for the tie or win but what a ticky tack call. No impediment on route that was way overthrown and smith Schuster didn't even react . He just started walking back to huddle or sideline. That was a great Langing. Not all time great but pretty good. Congrats faders.
So happy we don't need to listen to this putz as you said above. Lang will have to lay on his stomach for a week due that tore up rectum.
If anyone still thinks Lang was 15-0 in the 1st 15 Super Bowls he handicapped before his picks got documented they have an IQ below 60. If he knew anything about handicapping he should have gave out the over. The Eagles got Langed!
Solid work Pimpy, you're the King!Lang's final numbers for the NFL Season 2022-23...
31-25-1, -634 DIMES
$10 Bettor lost $6,340
He was 6 games over .500 and still lost his ass because he choked on the big dime games.
Lang's website only shows his NFL Playoff record. No mention of the regular season record, of course, must keep that hidden.
He claims his NFL Playoff record was 5-2, which is correct but claims a $10 Bettor won $3,250 which is not accurate at all. Number should be $2,250 but I'm sure it's just an innocent mistake, lol.
What else would you expect from a crook like Lang? Hide the losses and lie about how much you are up when you are not even up at all.
Great post. It's amazing in its own right that he was able to sit down with Stephen A Smith and Dennis Miller, ever. The best thing about the Miller HBO show was that you can look up old episodes and check his picks and he commonly goes 0-3 on his picks on the show. That reminds me of an ESPN radio show that had this tout a couple years back and he went 0-5 and 1-4 in weeks 1 and 2 of the NFL, and then never appeared on the show again. It was quite funny, the only thing sucking was that he was clearly an awesome fade for that year.Going to just enjoy one of the greatest Super Bowl wins ever fading Lang. I had KC +1.5 and also to win by 1-7 pts +250. I also won 13 of my prop plays. Buying 1st class tickets to Belize for a week vacation.
As far as what does Lang do going forward these are my beliefs:
1. The website is bringing in squat compared to 10-12 years ago.
2. The biggest pick seller Covers.com stopped selling picks. Pick sellers like SportsMemo have $2 Tuesday's and $7 Saturday's. That tells you what direction pick selling is going.
3. Lang used to just do his website all year round the 1st 5 years in business,. Then maybe 7-8 years ago he started caddying the 3 summer months to supplement his income. Now he's caddying 6 months out of the year and working as an Uber Eats driver 5 plus days a week. What does that tell you?
4. Lang can't even book decent radio gigs anymore. He's barely getting on the 3rd best sports talk shows in cities like Houston and St Louis for Super Bowl week. He is doing podcasts with followings of less than 1,000 on Twitter. He used to be on top 10 sports talk shows in the country and on TV. Not anymore. All of them figured out having Lang on was an epic fail.
5. The BrandonLang.com website has added 4 more made up cappers in the last year. They are desperate! No one is winning, No one is selling squat. The company that bought the website from Steve Budin got taken. Budin saw the handwriting on the wall 5 years ago.
6. At what point does breaking even or losing money does the owner pull the plug?
7. Let's enjoy today and this epic run, It may not last too much longer. Lang could be serving you at a Burger King in the very near future.
I was wrong with the result, indeed I got Langed. I think the Eagles were the better team, but it doesn't matter at this point. Honestly, who cares. This is all entertainment, that's the point. ProAnal and all the other butthurt people usually use threads due to their insecurity, so do faders, but I just find it all fun. Who gives a crap. If you're a winner in life, and Lang isn't, you don't mind what people say about you on the internet, in some dark corner. I find it amusing, though.Speaking of Jabroni's...