The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[sniperpicks]

Lang wins 4-1 last 5 plays , kinda hot headed into superbowl

he has TAILS in props coin

 

[Tuesday]

Lang wins 4-1 last 5 plays , kinda hot headed into superbowl

he has TAILS in props coin

Thank you for confirming this Sniper...HEADS IT IS THEN GOGOGO HEADS ?

 

[proanalyser]

Thank you for confirming this Sniper...HEADS IT IS THEN GOGOGO HEADS ?

I thought about making the coin flip a 200 dimer

 

[$bunny$]

It fits since every one of his picks ia a coin flip.

 

[sniperpicks]

he took Niagra in early play today dog of a TD , Niagra is FALL-ing at the half

 

[finman13]

can this fuck put together 3 sentences without fake stories of strip clubs?

It's like the kid everyone knew in school that would brag about his dad or crap he had because of low self esteem.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
POSITIVE 109.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER UP $1,095 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$900)

PAID PICKS: 24-17 / 58.5%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 6-5, -143 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (3W-1L) +95 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NFL PRE-SEASON (2022-23)

8-5, +58.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 2-1
60 DIME: 1-2
30 DIME: 5-2

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

26-23-1, -859 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 1-4
100 DIME: 5-7-1
80 DIME: 0-2
75 DIME: 2-0
60 DIME: 12-5
50 DIME: 0-1
40 DIME: 6-3

NFL PLAYOFFS (2022-23)

5-1, +445 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-0
150 DIME: 1-1
100 DIME: 2-0
60 DIME: 1-0

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

3-6-1, -219 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-0-1
40 DIME: 2-2
30 DIME: 0-1

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

20-20, -365 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-3
80 DIME: 0-2
75 DIME: 1-0
60 DIME: 8-5
50 DIME: 1-5
40 DIME: 5-4
30 DIME: 5-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 8,763.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $87,635 (MINUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$109,580)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: POSITIVE 109.5 DIMES (01/01/23 to 02/11/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[sniperpicks]

take off 33 dimes with his Niagra FALL this morning

 

[carlitosway]

take off 33 dimes with his Niagra FALL this morning

Ha! Nice play on words.

 

[Tuesday]

I thought about making the coin flip a 200 dimer

Well why not...? It all fake dimes for you anyways...

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

EAT SHIT LANG!!!

3RD Super Bowl Loss in a row!!!

 

[hanziman]

All you gotta do is fade Lang, just like the title says

 

[sniperpicks]

0-2 day loses 250 or more thanks Jabrony

 

[StackinGreen]

Lang forgot to handicap the refs. Eagles got Lang'd, just like Cinci

 

[StackinGreen]

0-2 day loses 250 or more thanks Jabrony

Jabroni, lol

 

[proanalyser]

Big FAT Andy Reid stuck it up my ass

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Jabroni, lol

Speaking of Jabroni's...

Eagles will win and cover, though. As you said, better line play on both sides of the ball for the Eagles.

Thank God the Chiefs won or else we'd have to listen to Lang brag for the next 6 months and Stackinshits requote all his Eagles win posts and brag for even longer about what a great handicapper he is.

FUCK YOU LANG!
FUCK YOU STACKIN!
Enjoy your shit sandwiches. ?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Big FAT Andy Reid stuck it up my ass

And you loved it.