The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[carlitosway]

A couple of fags in the closet. Lang and Stewart would make a nice couple.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 209.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $2,095 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$4,090)

PAID PICKS: 24-20 / 54.5%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 6-8, -462 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

3-6-1, -219 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-0-1
40 DIME: 2-2
30 DIME: 0-1

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

20-22, -464 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-3
80 DIME: 0-2
75 DIME: 1-0
60 DIME: 8-6
50 DIME: 1-5
40 DIME: 5-4
30 DIME: 5-2

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 9,082.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $90,825 (MINUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$112,770)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 209.5 DIMES (01/01/23 to 02/13/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Just another UP THE ANTE fiasco for Lang as he closes out another losing week with a 66 dime loser on Texas.
This is Lang's 4th losing week in a row and all totaled in those 4 weeks he dropped 602 Dimes.

That's $6,020 down the toilet for those sad and miserable $10 a dime Lang bettors.

 

[Tuesday]

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About 320 marbles lost in 2 days by this hack

thanks ? ass , build the fade bankrolls

HA! HA! MAY THE FADE BE WITH YOU
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[finman13]

What a loser old man. How many references were tied to the 80s and 90s.

Did Link dye his pubes? What is he looking at? Who are these college dorks? Hey Brandon, buy a shirt or get one from a homeless shelter that fits. Your belly fat is squeezing out.

 

[finman13]

A couple of fags in the closet. Lang and Stewart would make a nice couple.

Does Brandon carry that two for the money poster with him? Sets up shop in a homeless shelter or cardboard box to do interviews with nobodys. Hey Brandon, lose the Don Meredith microphone.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well, let's just say Texas Tech has Texas's number.
After blowing out West Virginia on Saturday, the Longhorns completely no showed playing no defense allowing the Red Raiders to own the boards 38-23.
That folks, is a complete lack of effort. End of stroy.
As for Super Sunday, yes I dropped the 200 dimer on the Eagels, a tough pill to swallow, but it was still a successful 2023 NFL playoffs.
2023 NFL PLAYOFFS
5-2
$10 Bettor Made $3,225
Still made money but not the way I wanted it to win.
Now the College basketball run begins all the way through the NCAA tourney in April.
Last week I handed you 5-2 on the college hardwood so a little disappointed in the effort of Texas last night.
Time to get on the board tonight and start this huge basketball winning streak.
I did it 2 years ago, I did it last year and when I will turn this thing around this year as well.
LFG!!!!!!!!!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang still lying about how much he made in the NFL Playoffs, just giving himself an extra 100 Dimes of profit.
And of course still no mention of the 859 Dimes lost in the NFL Regular season.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Did Link dye his pubes?

He looks like a fucking idiot. Trying his hardest to look younger after his tranny wife dumped his ass, lol.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Hey Brandon, lose the Don Meredith microphone.

 

[RidgeRider]

OMG Lang looks like a total disaster! Part Orangutan part Freak! The middle of his hair is dyed bright orange and both sides are either white or grey. He has to be taking rogaine as he had almost no hair in the middle at the start of football season. The only thing about as bad are his made up strip club stories. If he even went into a strip club he'd probably pay the $20 cover and go into the back corner with $10 in 1 dollarbdills hoping he can spread it out so he can last an hour until he has to go in the bathroom and jerk himself off.

 

[sniperpicks]

Ass hat Lang should just wear a hat , Al DeMarco still has a dead beaver ? pelt in his head

 

[sniperpicks]

on valentines ? day he goes with ? ? cuz he ? to do that

almost halftime

faders ?️ can fade at half if they want to

 

[Tuesday]

on valentines ? day he goes with ? ? cuz he ? to do that

almost halftime

faders ?️ can fade at half if they want to

Thank you for confirming Sniper GOGOGO CREIGHTON COUPLE MINUTES TO GO COVER THAT FUCKING SPREAD FOR FUCK SAKES?

 

[sniperpicks]

Double OT. Need Crytin by 2 to win

 

[sniperpicks]

Crytins OT x 2 strategy? Let’s wait til there in 55 seconds left before we score.

ass

 

[StackinGreen]

I tell my picks before the game. Just ask Tuesday! Pimpy, Green is just like Lang. If he loses, he will just post to move on. It if wins, he will be quoting all the winners and bragging non stop!

I said I lost. Can you idiots even read? Now if you admit you lost, "blah blah would have". Amazing how weird and illegit this stuff is

 

[finman13]

ROF LMFAO!!. what's next, the microphone that hangs around your neck?
Part of the time he gets bug eyed...staring off into the distance. What a creep.