The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[phelps123]

What is the play today?

 

[sabsez]

Gonsolin was 7-0 and tipped his regression by being an absolute train wreck in the all star game. I played Nats first 5 just to fade him, they held on to win but I didn't have that much faith as they are still the Nats.

 

[finman13]

Well said above. Who is smegma breath on tonight?

 

[sniperpicks]

Lang loser on rocky ⚾️⚾️⚾️

 

[finman13]

Hysterical. Bet on Marquez. Another 50 dimes lost.
Where are you pro anus?

 

[finman13]

You can reach your goal Brandon of 10k down by football season. Just concentrate.

 

[Tuesday]

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Lang loser on rocky ⚾️⚾️⚾️

Thank you for confirming it Sniper haha ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER FADE WINNER MAY THE FADE BE WITH YOU
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[finman13]

Are you on the Giants Brandon?
What happened to the red hot 75 and 100 dimers?
Now your candy ass is stuck on 40 dimes. You can't reach your goal of 10 grand in the red quite as fast now. Think Brandon think!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2022 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 678 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $6,780 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$8,775)

PAID PICKS: 105-97-2 / 51.9%

-Lang by Month-

SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 12-16-1, -503 DIMES
NOV: 12-18, -990.5 DIMES
DEC: 15-15, -212.5 DIMES

JAN: 13-17-1, -779.5 DIMES
FEB: 12-16, -395 DIMES
MAR: 19-12, +794 DIMES
APR: 15-15, -221 DIMES
MAY: 17-13-1, -7 DIMES
JUN: 18-12, -83.25 DIMES
JUL: 11-12, +9.25 DIMES

-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/28 to 1/3, (3W-4L) -326 DIMES (1W-2L -62 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/3)
WEEK 02: 1/4 to 1/10, (2W-4L -1P) -110.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/11 to 1/17, (4W-3L) +66 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/18 to 1/24, (4W-3L) -296 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/25 to 1/31, (2W-5L) -377 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/1 to 2/7, (3W-4L) -59 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/8 to 2/14, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/15 to 2/21, (3W-4L) -5.5 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/22 to 2/28, (4W-3L) +72 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/1 to 3/7, (4W-3L) +100 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/8 to 3/14, (2W-5L) -240.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/15 to 3/21, (7W-0L) +650 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/22 to 3/28, (4W-3L) +252 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/29 to 4/4, (4W-3L) +97.5 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/5 to 4/11, (6W-1L) +262.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/12 to 4/18, (2W-5L) -271 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/19 to 4/25, (3W-4L) -157.5 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/26 to 5/2, (4W-3L) +/-0 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/3 to 5/9, (3W-3L-1P) +46 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/10 to 5/16, (4W-3L) -50 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/17 to 5/23, (4W-3L) +60 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/25 to 5/30, (4W-3L) -123 DIMES
WEEK 23: 5/31 to 6/6, (2W-5L) -371.5 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/7 to 6/13, (5W-2L) +188.75 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/14 to 6/20, (5W-2L) +171.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/21 to 6/27, (4W-3L) -47.5 DIMES
WEEK 27: 6/28 to 7/4, (6W-1L) +351.25 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/5 to 7/11, (2W-5L) -365 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/12 to 7/18, (4W-2L) +145 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/19 to 7/25, (1W-3L) -157 DIMES
WEEK 31: 7/26 to 8/1, (0W-1L) -50 DIMES

-Lang Past 9+ Years-

2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2022)

30-26, +128.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 2-2
100 DIME: 6-8
75 DIME: 15-6
60 DIME: 1-2
50 DIME: 4-3
40 DIME: 2-4

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

When you ground into 4 double plays in the course of a 9 inning game, once with the bases loaded and once with runners at the corners, it's hard to win.
It especially stings in a 1-run game, which was exactly the case with my 50 dimer on the Rockies 2-1 loss to the White Sox last night.
Frustrated? Absolutely! Fu@%#$#king pissed? Absolutely!
Can't seem to catch a break right now.
The tide will turn. It always does. As one handicapper on this site always says, "The sun will rise to today and it will set at night.
Just have to keep grinding and get on a hot streak into football season.
Speaking of which, Football is just 5 weeks away!!!!!!!
Now let's deliver the winning Wednesday. Nothing more. Nothing less.
Let's gooooooo.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

The tide will turn. It always does. As one handicapper on this site always says, "The sun will rise to today and it will set at night.

What handiscammer says this stupid shit?
The tide will never turn Lang. As long as it's a full year, you will always lose.

 

[ziggym97]

BRANDON LANG

40 DIME BLOWOUT OF THE MONTH

Mets run line -1.5 +120

 

[sabsez]

Subway under 7.5 looks like free money. LFG!!

 

[Tuesday]

BRANDON LANG

40 DIME BLOWOUT OF THE MONTH

Mets run line -1.5 +120

Thank you for confirming ziggym GOGOGO YANKS +1.5

 

[finman13]

Perfect. Yanks lose and so does pube head.
No Brandon, even elite pitchers barely pitch past 5 innings.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Run Line Lang Fucked Again!

 

[sniperpicks]

LANG takes it in the arse , fades best team in MLB and lays -1.5. Loses by 1. ? ?

 

[finman13]

If you really work on it Brandon, you can get to negative 10k by football season. You can then shoot for negative 15k for the year. Just keep grinding pal.

 

[Tuesday]

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Run Line Lang Fucked Again!

ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER FADE WINNER HA! HA! MAY THE FADE BE WITH YOU
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