The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

Remember not that long ago when the Padres fucked him every which way but loose?
He bet on them twice and lost, bet against them and lost again. Then he said he was gonna leave them alone for awhile.

Now he's back.

 

[kimbelt]

SO HE IS ON SAN DIEGO

 

[ziggym97]

Brandon lang

40 dimer on Minnesota Twins

 

[kimbelt]

THANKS ZIGGYM97

 

[Tuesday]

Thatta boy Link. Good job taking cleveland. Now, since you are mad at Cleveland for juggling their balls in your mouth, you will take the Twins so they can separate themeves from Cleveland.

If you would just grow a pair and starting Amping these Plays up to at least 100 dimes, we could get you to minus 10,000 dollars much quicker.

You can do this Brandon. We all believe in you.

I'm thinking the Twins. I don't think he likes Blake Snell.

Haha good call finman13

 

[Tuesday]

Brandon lang

40 dimer on Minnesota Twins

Thank you for confirming this GOGOGO SAN DIEGO

 

[finman13]

A 2-hitter into the bottom of the 6th, a 1-0 lead, and an 0-2 count to the hitter with men at 1st and 2nd and one out.
Let's hang a curve ball, give up the 3-run homer and that's your ball game.
When you are on a bad run and believe me, I am on a bad run, that is what happens.
The upside of this business is winning streaks are great. The downside of this business is losing sucks.
Back to the drawing board as I continue to get this ship headed in the right direction.
The tide will turn. It always does. As one handicapper on this site always says, "The sun will rise to today and it will set at night."
Just have to keep grinding and get on a hot streak into football season.
Speaking of which, Football is just 5 weeks away!!!!!!!
Now let's deliver the winning Friday. Nothing more. Nothing less.
Let's gooooooo.

And you will get fist fucked.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Padres fuck Lang again!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Back to the drawing board as I continue to get this ship headed in the right direction.

Lang, your ship sank many years ago, you fucking fool.

 

[Tuesday]

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And you will get fist fucked.

Padres fuck Lang again!

ANOTHER GOOD START FOR THE WEEKEND FADE PARADE HA! HA! MAY THE FADE BE WITH YOU
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[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2022 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 806 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $8,060 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$10,055)

PAID PICKS: 105-100-2 / 51.2%

-Lang by Month-

SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 12-16-1, -503 DIMES
NOV: 12-18, -990.5 DIMES
DEC: 15-15, -212.5 DIMES

JAN: 13-17-1, -779.5 DIMES
FEB: 12-16, -395 DIMES
MAR: 19-12, +794 DIMES
APR: 15-15, -221 DIMES
MAY: 17-13-1, -7 DIMES
JUN: 18-12, -83.25 DIMES
JUL: 11-14, -118.75 DIMES

-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/28 to 1/3, (3W-4L) -326 DIMES (1W-2L -62 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/3)
WEEK 02: 1/4 to 1/10, (2W-4L -1P) -110.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/11 to 1/17, (4W-3L) +66 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/18 to 1/24, (4W-3L) -296 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/25 to 1/31, (2W-5L) -377 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/1 to 2/7, (3W-4L) -59 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/8 to 2/14, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/15 to 2/21, (3W-4L) -5.5 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/22 to 2/28, (4W-3L) +72 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/1 to 3/7, (4W-3L) +100 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/8 to 3/14, (2W-5L) -240.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/15 to 3/21, (7W-0L) +650 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/22 to 3/28, (4W-3L) +252 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/29 to 4/4, (4W-3L) +97.5 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/5 to 4/11, (6W-1L) +262.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/12 to 4/18, (2W-5L) -271 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/19 to 4/25, (3W-4L) -157.5 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/26 to 5/2, (4W-3L) +/-0 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/3 to 5/9, (3W-3L-1P) +46 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/10 to 5/16, (4W-3L) -50 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/17 to 5/23, (4W-3L) +60 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/25 to 5/30, (4W-3L) -123 DIMES
WEEK 23: 5/31 to 6/6, (2W-5L) -371.5 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/7 to 6/13, (5W-2L) +188.75 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/14 to 6/20, (5W-2L) +171.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/21 to 6/27, (4W-3L) -47.5 DIMES
WEEK 27: 6/28 to 7/4, (6W-1L) +351.25 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/5 to 7/11, (2W-5L) -365 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/12 to 7/18, (4W-2L) +145 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/19 to 7/25, (1W-3L) -157 DIMES
WEEK 31: 7/26 to 8/1, (0W-4L) -178 DIMES

-Lang Past 9+ Years-

2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2022)

30-29, +0.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 2-2
100 DIME: 6-8
75 DIME: 15-6
60 DIME: 1-2
50 DIME: 4-3
40 DIME: 2-7

 

[phelps123]

He is back to even in MLB. As usual, he can't stay in the green for long.

 

[finman13]

I'm so proud of you Brandon. You will undoubtedly get to 10k losses before football. You and your "picks" are gorgeous.

 

[finman13]

Brandon, what does the sun setting and rising have to do with you sucking as a handicapper?

You dumb shit. Now you are taking the Reds . You may get unlucky and win this one but make no mistake you will get to minus 10k soon.

Don't try to come home again. Your mom would not let you in the door. Stop embarrassing yourself.

 

[phelps123]

He for sure taking Reds today?

 

[ziggym97]

Here you guys nice and early get excited:

Brandon Lang

75 dimes

Baltimore Orioles

 

[StackinGreen]

Here you guys nice and early get excited:

Brandon Lang

75 dimes

Baltimore Orioles

Thanks bro. Wow, an amazing run for the golden goose may juts continue ... for the Fade!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG'S PICK: BALTIMORE ORIOLES -105

In his previous 15 starts this year, the Twins Joe Ryan had given up more than 3 earned runs twice.
Last night in his 16th start of the year, he gave up 10!!!!!!!
His quote after the game, "It starts with me tonight, going out there a little bit stronger. That really sets the tone."
Yeah Joe, you really set the tone all right.
Let's move on.
The tide will turn. It always does. As one handicapper on this site always says, "The sun will rise to today and it will set at night."
I really like this game today and it's my hottest release: a 75 dimer.
Just have to keep grinding and get on a hot streak into football season.
Speaking of which, Football is just 5 weeks away!!!!!!!
Now let's deliver the winning Saturday. Nothing more. Nothing less.

 

[proanalyser]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1543223875437318147

Have to jump through a tv when my players implode.