The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

It's time to put the woman and children to bed because I am going BIG again!!!!!!

And losing big... AGAIN!!!!!

Just another 165 fake Dimes down the drain.
Just another $1,650 gone from those poor, non-existant $10 a dime bettors.
Clown Capper strikes again! ?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2022 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 817.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $8,175 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$10,170)

PAID PICKS: 76-75-2 / 50.3%

-Lang by Month-

SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 12-16-1, -503 DIMES
NOV: 12-18, -990.5 DIMES
DEC: 15-15, -212.5 DIMES

JAN: 13-17-1, -779.5 DIMES
FEB: 12-16, -395 DIMES
MAR: 19-12, +794 DIMES
APR: 15-15, -221 DIMES
MAY: 17-13-1, -7 DIMES
JUN: 0-2, -209 DIMES

-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/28 to 1/3, (3W-4L) -326 DIMES (1W-2L -62 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/3)
WEEK 02: 1/4 to 1/10, (2W-4L -1P) -110.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/11 to 1/17, (4W-3L) +66 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/18 to 1/24, (4W-3L) -296 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/25 to 1/31, (2W-5L) -377 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/1 to 2/7, (3W-4L) -59 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/8 to 2/14, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/15 to 2/21, (3W-4L) -5.5 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/22 to 2/28, (4W-3L) +72 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/1 to 3/7, (4W-3L) +100 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/8 to 3/14, (2W-5L) -240.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/15 to 3/21, (7W-0L) +650 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/22 to 3/28, (4W-3L) +252 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/29 to 4/4, (4W-3L) +97.5 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/5 to 4/11, (6W-1L) +262.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/12 to 4/18, (2W-5L) -271 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/19 to 4/25, (3W-4L) -157.5 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/26 to 5/2, (4W-3L) +/-0 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/3 to 5/9, (3W-3L-1P) +46 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/10 to 5/16, (4W-3L) -50 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/17 to 5/23, (4W-3L) +60 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/25 to 5/30, (4W-3L) -123 DIMES
WEEK 23: 5/31 to 6/6, (0W-3L) -269 DIMES

-Lang Past 9+ Years-

2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

7-8, -13.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 1-0
60 DIME: 1-0
50 DIME: 0-2
40 DIME: 1-1
30 DIME: 4-4
25 DIME: 0-1

NBA PLAYOFFS (2021-22)

22-20-1, -398.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 1-3-1
100 DIME: 3-4
80 DIME: 8-3
75 DIME: 1-3
60 DIME: 5-3
50 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 2-1
25 DIME: 1-0

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2022)

3-7, -306 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 1-2

 

[savage1]

I wonder if Lang will give at least some credit to the Celtics for their amazing comeback rather than say that he was on the right side and isn't

responsible for the GS "collapse!! "lol

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

No lamenting today. Nope. Boston showed up in the 4th quarter, the Warriors did not, and my 150 goes right down in flames with every 3-pointer the Celtics made.
I am now 22-11 my last 33 with 150 dime releases. It's still a fantastic run but it's never a good feeling when I drop one.
A whole lot of profit given back the last few weeks but it's profit I will get it back, slowly but surely I will get it back.
I did it in March and I will do it again here in June.
Here is where we stand right now: Last 79 Days A $10 Bettor Has Made $4,975
Back in the winners circle with a 100 dime winner.
Let's gooooooo.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Comes back with a 100 dime play because, why not, it's not real money, lol.

Chase it Lang, you fucking idiot.

Can you imaging being down $8,000+ (over 10K if you include fees) for the year and telling your clients they are "really" up $5,000?

 

[sabsez]

That +13.5 live in the 3Q was a gift knowing this asshat's picks.

 

[finman13]

Crickets from the pro anus camp

 

[sevgee74]

looks like he has cubs today, they are going to win.

 

[RidgeRider]

Have you looked at the score lately? Cardinals are pounding the Cubs 9-4 just like Brando is pounding a tranny.

 

[sniperpicks]

LANGS tasting last nights dinner , Shits getting pushed in

 

[Tuesday]

LANGS tasting last nights dinner , Shits getting pushed in

Thank you for confirming Sniper, GOGOGO ST LOU

 

[Tuesday]

Have you looked at the score lately? Cardinals are pounding the Cubs 9-4 just like Brando is pounding a tranny.

...you mean the trannies pounding brando ahaha...

 

[sniperpicks]

Come on LANG. Crack that 1000 debt line this weekend. Mid year point coming up. The losses mounting

we ready to eat more of your flops

 

[sabsez]

I'm dead. I live bet STL -8.5 +186. This pole sucker is on a cooler. Wow! 14 - 5 = paid!!

 

[Tuesday]

?????????????

LANGS tasting last nights dinner , Shits getting pushed in

ANOTHER WEEKEND ANOTHER WEEKEND FADE PARADE WINNER HA! HA! MAY THE FADE BE WITH YOU
?????????????

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2022 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 927.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $9,275 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$11,270)

PAID PICKS: 76-76-2 / 50.0%

-Lang by Month-

SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 12-16-1, -503 DIMES
NOV: 12-18, -990.5 DIMES
DEC: 15-15, -212.5 DIMES

JAN: 13-17-1, -779.5 DIMES
FEB: 12-16, -395 DIMES
MAR: 19-12, +794 DIMES
APR: 15-15, -221 DIMES
MAY: 17-13-1, -7 DIMES
JUN: 0-3, -319 DIMES

-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/28 to 1/3, (3W-4L) -326 DIMES (1W-2L -62 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/3)
WEEK 02: 1/4 to 1/10, (2W-4L -1P) -110.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/11 to 1/17, (4W-3L) +66 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/18 to 1/24, (4W-3L) -296 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/25 to 1/31, (2W-5L) -377 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/1 to 2/7, (3W-4L) -59 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/8 to 2/14, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/15 to 2/21, (3W-4L) -5.5 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/22 to 2/28, (4W-3L) +72 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/1 to 3/7, (4W-3L) +100 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/8 to 3/14, (2W-5L) -240.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/15 to 3/21, (7W-0L) +650 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/22 to 3/28, (4W-3L) +252 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/29 to 4/4, (4W-3L) +97.5 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/5 to 4/11, (6W-1L) +262.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/12 to 4/18, (2W-5L) -271 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/19 to 4/25, (3W-4L) -157.5 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/26 to 5/2, (4W-3L) +/-0 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/3 to 5/9, (3W-3L-1P) +46 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/10 to 5/16, (4W-3L) -50 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/17 to 5/23, (4W-3L) +60 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/25 to 5/30, (4W-3L) -123 DIMES
WEEK 23: 5/31 to 6/6, (0W-4L) -379 DIMES

-Lang Past 9+ Years-

2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

7-8, -13.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 1-0
60 DIME: 1-0
50 DIME: 0-2
40 DIME: 1-1
30 DIME: 4-4
25 DIME: 0-1

NBA PLAYOFFS (2021-22)

22-20-1, -398.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 1-3-1
100 DIME: 3-4
80 DIME: 8-3
75 DIME: 1-3
60 DIME: 5-3
50 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 2-1
25 DIME: 1-0

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2022)

3-8, -416 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-2
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 1-2

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang still cherry picking the last 80 days to make himself seem like a winner.

How about posting the last 4 days a $10 bettor is down $3,790
or
How about posting the last 10 days a $10 bettor is down $5,020

Before long he won't be able to cherry pick shit because it will all be gone. Same story, different year.... fucking clown show. ?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

I will retire from this business before I ever type the name Marcos Stroman in my selection box ever again.
Never won with the guy in Toronto. Never won with the guy in New York. Didn't win with him yesterday.
I mean, 5 straight starts of 2 runs or less and then he goes out yesterday and gives up 9 runs on 10 hits in 4 innings!!!!!!
I have been around enough of these pitchers to know when something like this happens, they didn't put forth their normal work ethic between starts as they normally would have.
They get lazy, think they have it all figured out and then they say in their press conference, "My command was a little off. I don't think I had a good game!!."
No shit Sherlock. Really???? WTF!!!! If you hadn't sat around for 4 days and jerked off, partying and eating, maybe you would have had it.
Let's move on.
In a losing streak. Have given back a whole lot of bankroll. Nothing more to say.
I always build it back. I will build it back again. I have a juicy dog on the night card to start this run.
Here is where we stand right now:
Last 80 Days A $10 Bettor Has Made $3,875
Back in the winners circle with a 75 dime winner.
Let's gooooooo.