The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[sniperpicks]

LANG on celtics late in 3rd , down 16

now down 23 end of 3rd , wow

 

[sniperpicks]

LANG 2022 debt at 970 or more if my maths right, pathetic LANG, no wonder you deliver uber eats food to winners in your shitty car

 

[Tuesday]

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LANG on celtics late in 3rd , down 16

now down 23 end of 3rd , wow

Thank you Sniper for confirming another loser weekend for lang a tang link a dink HA! HA!
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[PimpyMcPimp]

Under Steve Kerr Golden St has never started down 0-2 in a series, Thats 24 straight. Get ready to get ram rodded with this 150 dimer.

Wow, for a guy who claims to be the actual Brandon Lang, you'd think you'd know what your own play was.

The one thing you do have in common with the actual Lang is that you're both fucking clowns. ?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Where’s Peso? Thanks

He's probably balls deep in pussy would be my guess.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2022 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 972.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $9,725 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$11,720)

PAID PICKS: 77-77-2 / 50.0%

-Lang by Month-

SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 12-16-1, -503 DIMES
NOV: 12-18, -990.5 DIMES
DEC: 15-15, -212.5 DIMES

JAN: 13-17-1, -779.5 DIMES
FEB: 12-16, -395 DIMES
MAR: 19-12, +794 DIMES
APR: 15-15, -221 DIMES
MAY: 17-13-1, -7 DIMES
JUN: 1-4, -364 DIMES

-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/28 to 1/3, (3W-4L) -326 DIMES (1W-2L -62 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/3)
WEEK 02: 1/4 to 1/10, (2W-4L -1P) -110.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/11 to 1/17, (4W-3L) +66 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/18 to 1/24, (4W-3L) -296 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/25 to 1/31, (2W-5L) -377 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/1 to 2/7, (3W-4L) -59 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/8 to 2/14, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/15 to 2/21, (3W-4L) -5.5 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/22 to 2/28, (4W-3L) +72 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/1 to 3/7, (4W-3L) +100 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/8 to 3/14, (2W-5L) -240.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/15 to 3/21, (7W-0L) +650 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/22 to 3/28, (4W-3L) +252 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/29 to 4/4, (4W-3L) +97.5 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/5 to 4/11, (6W-1L) +262.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/12 to 4/18, (2W-5L) -271 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/19 to 4/25, (3W-4L) -157.5 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/26 to 5/2, (4W-3L) +/-0 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/3 to 5/9, (3W-3L-1P) +46 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/10 to 5/16, (4W-3L) -50 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/17 to 5/23, (4W-3L) +60 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/25 to 5/30, (4W-3L) -123 DIMES
WEEK 23: 5/31 to 6/6, (1W-5L) -424 DIMES

-Lang Past 9+ Years-

2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

7-8, -13.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 1-0
60 DIME: 1-0
50 DIME: 0-2
40 DIME: 1-1
30 DIME: 4-4
25 DIME: 0-1

NBA PLAYOFFS (2021-22)

22-21-1, -563.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 1-4-1
100 DIME: 3-4
80 DIME: 8-3
75 DIME: 1-3
60 DIME: 5-3
50 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 2-1
25 DIME: 1-0

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2022)

4-8, -296 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-2
75 DIME: 2-2
60 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 1-2

 

[finman13]

Color me stunned that smegma brain took the celtics.... Nice rope a dope try pro asshole.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang, what a dumb ass.

 

[savage1]

Correct me if I am wrong because I am not as astute in Langology as op and others, but isn't a fact that one of the reasons

Lang loses so much as he usually goes against the team which screwed him last time out and bets against them the next time they play?

Any experienced gambler who has been around for a while knows that putting emotions first in deciding upon who to

bet is bad and I mean bad strategy and Guaranteed to result in big-time losing over time!!

 

[finman13]

Correct me if I am wrong because I am not as astute in Langology as op and others, but isn't a fact that one of the reasons

Lang loses so much as he usually goes against the team which screwed him last time out and bets against them the next time they play?

Any experienced gambler who has been around for a while knows that putting emotions first in deciding upon who to

bet is bad and I mean bad strategy and Guaranteed to result in big-time losing over time!!

Yes he does do that. Sometimes guys in here will say for almost certainty that he will take a particular team because he's pissed at the opposing team. It's an amateurish, infantile way to bet, but that's Lang. He's basically a petulant child.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well, wrong side. Big fat loser. They didn't care. End of story.
After the juicy 75 dime dog on the Mets (+160) on Saturday, the Celtics were already back in Boston before game 2 last night.
Back to the diamond. 50 dimer. Mets/Padres.
Let's gooooooo.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang doing damage control on his website, trying his best to hide most of his losses. His "Tale of the Tape" only goes back to Thursday now, lol.
I had to splice together the one from yesterday with his Sunday result just to get results back to Tuesday for the entire week.
Typical Lang trying to hide how bad he is. When he's in a good run you will see his results go back for 2 weeks. Going bad we get 4 days.
The only thing he's bragging about on his website today is his Mets win from Saturday including full write up.
Eat shit Lang!

 

[sniperpicks]

LANG on Mets. Up 3-0 early

 

[finman13]

Lang busy taking it up the ass from a customer. Website radio silent, even with a win.

 

[sevgee74]

Well just like a few years back it looks like the mets are going to be his bailout team that will be the dick Lang will suck on over and over will keep going back to them because he can't cap games worth shit.

 

[RidgeRider]

The guy spends all of 5 minutes tops capping games. He barely graduated high school. He doesn't use any math to figure out his plays. After shagging balls for $100 a round while caddying and driving for Uber Eats who has time to sit down and spend hours handicapping a baseball card. Just throw a dart at the dart board. The BrandonLang.com website isn't bringing in squat anymore. Someone would have to have an IQ below 60 to get scammed by subscribing for their shitty picks.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2022 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 920 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $9,200 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$11,195)

PAID PICKS: 78-77-2 / 50.3%

-Lang by Month-

SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 12-16-1, -503 DIMES
NOV: 12-18, -990.5 DIMES
DEC: 15-15, -212.5 DIMES

JAN: 13-17-1, -779.5 DIMES
FEB: 12-16, -395 DIMES
MAR: 19-12, +794 DIMES
APR: 15-15, -221 DIMES
MAY: 17-13-1, -7 DIMES
JUN: 2-4, -311.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/28 to 1/3, (3W-4L) -326 DIMES (1W-2L -62 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/3)
WEEK 02: 1/4 to 1/10, (2W-4L -1P) -110.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/11 to 1/17, (4W-3L) +66 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/18 to 1/24, (4W-3L) -296 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/25 to 1/31, (2W-5L) -377 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/1 to 2/7, (3W-4L) -59 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/8 to 2/14, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/15 to 2/21, (3W-4L) -5.5 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/22 to 2/28, (4W-3L) +72 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/1 to 3/7, (4W-3L) +100 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/8 to 3/14, (2W-5L) -240.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/15 to 3/21, (7W-0L) +650 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/22 to 3/28, (4W-3L) +252 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/29 to 4/4, (4W-3L) +97.5 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/5 to 4/11, (6W-1L) +262.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/12 to 4/18, (2W-5L) -271 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/19 to 4/25, (3W-4L) -157.5 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/26 to 5/2, (4W-3L) +/-0 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/3 to 5/9, (3W-3L-1P) +46 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/10 to 5/16, (4W-3L) -50 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/17 to 5/23, (4W-3L) +60 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/25 to 5/30, (4W-3L) -123 DIMES
WEEK 23: 5/31 to 6/6, (2W-5L) -371.5 DIMES

-Lang Past 9+ Years-

2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

7-8, -13.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 1-0
60 DIME: 1-0
50 DIME: 0-2
40 DIME: 1-1
30 DIME: 4-4
25 DIME: 0-1

NBA PLAYOFFS (2021-22)

22-21-1, -563.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 1-4-1
100 DIME: 3-4
80 DIME: 8-3
75 DIME: 1-3
60 DIME: 5-3
50 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 2-1
25 DIME: 1-0

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2022)

5-8, -243.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-2
75 DIME: 2-2
60 DIME: 1-2
50 DIME: 1-0
40 DIME: 1-2

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Came right back with the Mets again last night and they did not disappoint as they delivered unto me a rock-solid 50 dime winner in blowout fashion 11-5 over Padres.
So Saturday the Mets gave me a 75 dime winner over the Dodgers. Last night a 50 dime winner over Padres.
Do I come right back with the Mets again or do I jump to the Padres with this 2nd straight 75 dime winner.
I am confident I have the winner tonight.
Let's gooooooo.