The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG'S COIN FLIP: UNDER 8 1/2

It's never easy in this business.
Forget the 17-point lead with 10 minutes to go in the 2nd quarter they squandered, how about the 13-point lead with over 3 minutes to go they blew.
I mean, up 98-85 with 3:23 to go Marcus Smart decided to close the game out himself and forget the rest of his teammates.
The last 7 Celtics possessions were 5 Smart missed jumpers, a Jaylen Brown offensive foul, and a Grant Williams turnover.
And all of a sudden we had to sweat a Jimmy Butler 3 for the lead and a Max Strus 3-pointer for the Heat cover.
Yes, Smart made up for it with the 2 made free throws to get the margin to 4 but my god this team tried to give it away.
All that starts well ends well and we closed out the Eastern Conference finals with a much-needed winner.
Now let's get another winner on the board and get ready for the NBA Finals.
Let's gooooooo.

 

[sniperpicks]

bot 4 complete and 5 scored and if it hits 9 he loses

 

[sniperpicks]

Dbacks coach tossed top 5

Braves P is pulled bot 5

gold glove 1st baseman for ATL drops ball

D backs drive in 2

6-2 score, another LANG gem bot 5

 

[proanalyser]

Want to thank everyone who got the game of the month. Just build the bankroll.

 

[Tuesday]

Want to thank everyone who got the game of the month. Just build the bankroll.

...you gotta get outta the air betting hole before building your air betting bankroll anal miser...

 

[finman13]

Is he on the rays or Padres tonight?

 

[sevgee74]

22-19-1, -233.5 Dimes for NBA playoffs.
Its worth nothing that, even though Lang is down, you are down approx. 97 units if you faded during this stretch as well...I went back and reverse tracked as if I were fading each playoff game and to my disbelief, after double checking (and getting a massive headache) the juice simply eats you alive. If fading definitely use reduced juice books as much as possible.

 

[Tuesday]

22-19-1, -233.5 Dimes for NBA playoffs.
Its worth nothing that, even though Lang is down, you are down approx. 97 units if you faded during this stretch as well...I went back and reverse tracked as if I were fading each playoff game and to my disbelief, after double checking (and getting a massive headache) the juice simply eats you alive. If fading definitely use reduced juice books as much as possible.

True this last month hasn't been as good as usual for the FADE but every year there always ups and downs so I'm sure just like every year after this up period for link he'll be on his way down as usual.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2022 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 548.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $5,485 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$7,480)

PAID PICKS: 76-72-2 / 51.3%

-Lang by Month-

SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 12-16-1, -503 DIMES
NOV: 12-18, -990.5 DIMES
DEC: 15-15, -212.5 DIMES

JAN: 13-17-1, -779.5 DIMES
FEB: 12-16, -395 DIMES
MAR: 19-12, +794 DIMES
APR: 15-15, -221 DIMES
MAY: 17-12-1, +53 DIMES

-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/28 to 1/3, (3W-4L) -326 DIMES (1W-2L -62 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/3)
WEEK 02: 1/4 to 1/10, (2W-4L -1P) -110.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/11 to 1/17, (4W-3L) +66 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/18 to 1/24, (4W-3L) -296 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/25 to 1/31, (2W-5L) -377 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/1 to 2/7, (3W-4L) -59 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/8 to 2/14, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/15 to 2/21, (3W-4L) -5.5 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/22 to 2/28, (4W-3L) +72 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/1 to 3/7, (4W-3L) +100 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/8 to 3/14, (2W-5L) -240.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/15 to 3/21, (7W-0L) +650 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/22 to 3/28, (4W-3L) +252 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/29 to 4/4, (4W-3L) +97.5 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/5 to 4/11, (6W-1L) +262.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/12 to 4/18, (2W-5L) -271 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/19 to 4/25, (3W-4L) -157.5 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/26 to 5/2, (4W-3L) +/-0 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/3 to 5/9, (3W-3L-1P) +46 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/10 to 5/16, (4W-3L) -50 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/17 to 5/23, (4W-3L) +60 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/25 to 5/30, (4W-3L) -123 DIMES

-Lang Past 9+ Years-

2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

7-8, -13.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 1-0
60 DIME: 1-0
50 DIME: 0-2
40 DIME: 1-1
30 DIME: 4-4
25 DIME: 0-1

NBA PLAYOFFS (2021-22)

22-19-1, -233.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 1-2-1
100 DIME: 3-4
80 DIME: 8-3
75 DIME: 1-3
60 DIME: 5-3
50 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 2-1
25 DIME: 1-0

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2022)

3-5, -202 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 1-1
40 DIME: 1-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

After the 80 dime sweat job with the Heat on Sunday, we have the 40 dime sweat job on the Braves/D'backs Under 8 1/2.
It was 6-2 after 5 innings so it looked like we had no shot but the boys out of the bullpen for both teams shut it down and we got ourselves a nice 40 dime winner.
Tonight we up the ante to a 60 dime Underdog I absolutely love on the night card as I close out May in style..
I am all about positive momentum and being able to close this month with 3 straight winning days would be huge.back-to-back winners,
NBA Finals start on Thursday and I have to have a monster finals. I know it and you know it.
Now let's get a 3rd straight win on the board and get ready for the NBA Finals.
Let's gooooooo.

 

[peso012001]

He on the white Sox

 

[Tuesday]

He on the white Sox

FUCK YEAH THANK YOU PESO FOR CONFIRMING, GOGOGO TORONTO

 

[finman13]

Eat shit Lang.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Tonight we up the ante to a 60 dime Underdog I absolutely love on the night card as I close out May in style..

Closed out May with all the style of a clown capper. ?

Lang for May, 17-13-1, 4 games over .500 but for NEGATIVE 7 DIMES!

Just last week he was bragging about the solid month of May he was having, lol.

 

[Tuesday]

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Tonight we up the ante to a 60 dime Underdog I absolutely love on the night card as I close out May in style..

Closed out May with all the style of a clown capper. ?

Lang for May, 17-13-1, 4 games over .500 but for NEGATIVE 7 DIMES!

Just last week he was bragging about the solid month of May he was having, lol.

HA! HA! MAY THE FADE BE WITH YOU
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[finman13]

Tonight we up the ante to a 60 dime Underdog I absolutely love on the night card as I close out May in style..

Closed out May with all the style of a clown capper. ?

Lang for May, 17-13-1, 4 games over .500 but for NEGATIVE 7 DIMES!

Just last week he was bragging about the solid month of May he was having, lol.

Well that wont pay the Bills... but I guess he has enough suckers buying the packages and probably residuals from his name for the website that he doesn't give a flying shit.

 

[finman13]

Tonight we up the ante to a 60 dime Underdog I absolutely love on the night card as I close out May in style..

Closed out May with all the style of a clown capper. ?

Lang for May, 17-13-1, 4 games over .500 but for NEGATIVE 7 DIMES!

Just last week he was bragging about the solid month of May he was having, lol.

He loves where his asshole is for the month of may. Pointed straight at a transvestite ready to pound.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2022 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 608.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $6,085 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$8,080)

PAID PICKS: 76-73-2 / 51.0%

-Lang by Month-

SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 12-16-1, -503 DIMES
NOV: 12-18, -990.5 DIMES
DEC: 15-15, -212.5 DIMES

JAN: 13-17-1, -779.5 DIMES
FEB: 12-16, -395 DIMES
MAR: 19-12, +794 DIMES
APR: 15-15, -221 DIMES
MAY: 17-13-1, -7 DIMES

-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/28 to 1/3, (3W-4L) -326 DIMES (1W-2L -62 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/3)
WEEK 02: 1/4 to 1/10, (2W-4L -1P) -110.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/11 to 1/17, (4W-3L) +66 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/18 to 1/24, (4W-3L) -296 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/25 to 1/31, (2W-5L) -377 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/1 to 2/7, (3W-4L) -59 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/8 to 2/14, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/15 to 2/21, (3W-4L) -5.5 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/22 to 2/28, (4W-3L) +72 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/1 to 3/7, (4W-3L) +100 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/8 to 3/14, (2W-5L) -240.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/15 to 3/21, (7W-0L) +650 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/22 to 3/28, (4W-3L) +252 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/29 to 4/4, (4W-3L) +97.5 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/5 to 4/11, (6W-1L) +262.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/12 to 4/18, (2W-5L) -271 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/19 to 4/25, (3W-4L) -157.5 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/26 to 5/2, (4W-3L) +/-0 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/3 to 5/9, (3W-3L-1P) +46 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/10 to 5/16, (4W-3L) -50 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/17 to 5/23, (4W-3L) +60 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/25 to 5/30, (4W-3L) -123 DIMES
WEEK 23: 5/31 to 6/6, (0W-1L) -60 DIMES

-Lang Past 9+ Years-

2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

7-8, -13.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 1-0
60 DIME: 1-0
50 DIME: 0-2
40 DIME: 1-1
30 DIME: 4-4
25 DIME: 0-1

NBA PLAYOFFS (2021-22)

22-19-1, -233.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 1-2-1
100 DIME: 3-4
80 DIME: 8-3
75 DIME: 1-3
60 DIME: 5-3
50 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 2-1
25 DIME: 1-0

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2022)

3-6, -262 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 1-1